The Americans on this board are pretty dumb

The Americans on this board are pretty dumb

I love Jim Allen

>on this board
don't flatter yourself

35 on my ACT, looser

How did you hax secure trips?

i'm a drunk mod

;)

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And still posting on Sup Forums

>in HS
lol

yeah

my internship hasn't started yet

it's in accounting at a small company

just finished my freshman uni year

>freshman
>internship
lol

also,
>freshman
lol

yeah dude

i managed to land a freshman internship PAID

because i went to a decent uni

What's your salary?

but you know,

like,

whatever, man

it works out to $300/week

Lol okay nice. That's totally how it works. If I just went to a better high school I could have had a internship my senior year, right? Fuck man, why didn't you tell me this before? Who knew companies were ready for children to work in their companies.

>paid
No shit. Unpaid internships are a meme. They don't exist.

>freshman cuckold

HAHAHAHA THREE MORE YEARS HAHAHA

unpaid does exist

ever look at investment banking?

also my high school was the third best in the USA

:)

also, apply more places

get a relevant major

i'm studying accounting

Lol I graduated with the #1 major for graduate/medical/law/business school.

How many internships did you have in high school lined up for you? Did they pay for your diapers?

I had one actually

and i didn't do it, i had friends that did it

they messaged me thru linkedin

they were a small firm doing research on financial shit

i'll take a pic of the linkedin msg fur you

what'd you get on your LSAT?

probably garbage, lol

gotta get to bed

i'm wasted and've gotta get to work at 10 tomorrow

bye, gamers

>what'd you get on your LSAT?
Hmm I guess you're too stupid to figure out what my degree is.

Also cool story bro. I bet everyone is going to want you. I bet you're going to become a CEO one day. yep, just keep it up. You're the smartest person I've ever met. Just wow.

didn't bother googling

idc about you that much

and thanks fur the kind words

:3

i appreciate it

i _am_ triple nine, after-all

Everyone on this board is dumb as fuck including me.

No i'm arent!

they really are

what do we do OP

can we have a new flag for "americans who can read"

>two unique IPs, each with a dumb post

anyways, night gamers

No need to google. Just know, when you're going to take your GMAT after 10 years of college and 2.1 GPA, your shitty performance will ALWAYS be cucked by the #1 major (actually 2 majors but always tied for 1st) that fucking REKS those exams.

i have a 3.78 rn

have a pic of me

nite!

wait...so i agree a lot of burgers here are dumb, but seriously if you're posting your ACT or GMAT scores on Sup Forums you need to reevaluate your life

lmao wrong post

owell

drunk af, 2bh

it's all i have, user

>35 on ACT
>still can't spell loser correctly.

Yeah, I guess I'm not that smart

:^)