Finally I found a way to "make" a perfect girl friend

Finally I found a way to "make" a perfect girl friend

1. Never cost money once you pay 100 dollars to Amazon
2. Never complain to me
3. Never get old, never get wrinkle

U L T I M A T E

I needed this

Pathetic.

You're ruining our youth Japan.

you're American or possibly British pretending to be Japanese.

fucking kek

>marry gf
>i dont bathe myself, let alone "her"
>fast forward 20 years
>there is some black goop seeping from her pussy
>smells like asbestos.jpg
>call a doctor
>gets called as 'looser'
>sure doctor for fake diagnosis
>drive porche
>fuck money
>get bitches

what teh fuck kek

fucking saved, thanks japan.

now can mock waifufags.

No sean malos!

has Science gone too far?

...

It hasn't gone far enough

And then that moment comes just after you ejaculate, when all better sense returns to you with crystal clarity.

You're doing a wonderful job japan, I'll buy this.

OP is a genius

>looks at flag

yep its gotta be japan! Who else?

Rare hezbollah

Something is wrong with that picture

I dont see any piss bottles.

get out of my country right now

What do you use to attach the legs to the daki? Everytime I try that it always slips out while I'm in the middle of business.

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