I haven't had a girlfriend since freshman year of HS

>I haven't had a girlfriend since freshman year of HS

>i haven't had a gf since forever
IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE THIS UP? NO.

>I looked around me I looked just like the other boys in my grade
>little did I know I was destined to have small penis
>thanks dad

>only one chance at life
>have Klinefelter's syndrome

>I just broke up with my girlfriend because she cheated on me weeks prior to a month long trip of europe we were going on together.

Why not become a trap?

>going to Southern Europe other than sex tourism
Oh boy

>tfw only 6.1 inches

That's fucking gay, dude.

Who said anything about Southern Europe

>tfw really want to get hard to measure it now but it's cold and i really can't be fucked

>That's fucking gay, dude.
But your practically a women.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE!!

can you guys dump more of these please I need to add to my collection

>tfw travelled almost all around the world but never had sex in any country

>never even spoken 1 on 1 with a female in my life
WHAT A FUCKING LOSER HAHA

>Haven't had a girlfriend since March
>Occasionally regret ending things with most recent girl
>Massively regret letting the first gf slip away

I don't like hookups and feel incompatible with girls who do. I haven't been in love in years and I miss the feeling.

Do you take testosterone supplements? Also are you fertile ?

>tfw all the hot guys are straight
>tfw "straight" boys you manage to seduce only want to cum
>the THREE DIFFERENT bi guys decided to only fuck girls because they couldn't handle the truth

I don't even bother using tinder or grindr anymore. All the guys there are either ugly wannabe twinks or "straight" guys who just want a blowing from a boy

>"straight" guys who just want a blowing from a boy
sign me up.

t. double X, one Y

you're more woman than man.

>"straight" guys who just want a blowing from a boy
sign me up.

No fuckboys allowed

Become a lesbian trap

>haven't felt anything I could call "love" on years and years
>meet the bisexual arty girl with short dyed hair
>lose my mind
>spend some weeks together
>realize we could never, EVER have a normal relationship
>can't get over her
>start smoking and drinking more than I ever did
Jfmsa

MEXICO YOU'RE MY MAIN AMIGO

Sorry to hear that, Matthew

germany noo

Hello, Matthew

Nice try

>A qt Indian girl smiled at me after one of our classes at uni yesterday and I just stared at my shoes

>qt Indian girl
three-way oxymoron

>I've never had a gf and have been on one date in my entire life that ended with the girl saying she just liked me as a friend
>I'm the only male heir to my family name

This.
Kys normie beta cuck

That's what Indochina is for, you nincompoop.

I'm sorry for you. Hold on with your disease