I wanna leave Brazil

I want to leave Brazil and go to another country.
Someone please adopt me.

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Question: Are you leftwing?

If yes, stay here. Don't ruin another countries.

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I'd adopt you but I'm living in a shithole too

Move to Portugal no one will accept you more than your motherland.

Are you white?

El pobre de seguro vive en una favela como no va a querer irse hijos de puta.

Not op, but I'd like to live in another country. Not because I hate here, but cause I can't buy shit here without paying years of hardworking while I could buy the same shit in months in some countries

Ps. I like Brazil

No, I'm not.
But why does that matter?

>the highest achievement in Brazli is to leave Brazil

1 - non-white
2 - Gommie

Oh, please stay here. You are scum.

it absolutely is.
brazil is a fucking shithole.

Yep, and why does that matter?

I was thinking of a fucking leaf, poo peeland, norgay, weedlands, or even switzerland

>please don't come to brazil

Fuck you cancerous fucking faggot

Would it be hard for a brazilian guy to move to your cunt? Let's say he has a stem degree

Fuck off, we're full
Too many non whites in America already

you can always go to Paraguai for shopping

OP is a fucking gommie. He doesn't sleep because his gommie president is being kicked.

Don't feel any sorry for him

Think about it less school shootings.

>stem
Nah probably not a problem plus your English seems fine so you're better than all the chinks already

Gang violence kills far more people
Thankfully, the cartels are killing off our black gangs which is why the murder rate is going down

Chinks aren't worse than gommies. Trust me.

Men or women?

Chinks are gommies though

>Yep
how white

No one wants to adopt commies

Why do you have to be so mean?

I'm not a gommie, you fuckface.

I'm comming :3

I'm a boy

I'm not a gommie.

>Why do you have to be so mean?
To cover up my crippling depression

Oh...
Okay.
I'm sorry, I didn't know.

>I'm a boy

Sorry but in Spain have so many mans, we need womans, no-feminist womens. Sorry, we urgently needed women.

I'm a gay boy.

Thanks, but only my written english is passable. It's good to hear it, New Zealand seems one of the best options for me

Not with that usd brl rate

Slightly darker than him/brown hair/hazel eyes

Post pics :3

>I'm a gay boy.

Suicide yourself.

Be my qt brown skinned bf

S-sure :P
Be gentle

>Gay
>whining this time
>not a fucking gommie
>pick one

I would say you to fuck off, but I'll let you know I'm chubby and hairy af

That's an excuse to get adopted by a White homo first worlder.

What time?

Just post the fucking pics

...

Stop projecting.'

just move to usa, join their army, serve your time and accept the american lifestyle
i know that is what i would do if i didn't like living in turkey, its still a backpocket plan i have if, god forbid, turkey actually joins eu or something

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I want a cute american boyfuriendo.

go to USA !!

>fight for the rights of every man
This is sexist, misogynistic, and transphobic

Why don't you want Turkey to join the EU?

I love men.

Would you be my bf?

>there are no single men where I live that aren't complete faggots
All I want is a bro to grow old with

>All I want is a bro to grow old with
Preach.
That's my dream. A life-long stable relationship with the man I love.

You wish

eu is filled with a bunch of pansies, its going down to hell in 50 years or so and i wouldn't want my children to live through that. turkey on the other hand has a really good shot as becoming a beacon of hope for the region if we manage to overthrow erdogan, joining eu would simply destroy this country, turkey would become greece but worse
at least a lot of people in the united states still have dignity and values strong enough to impose on immigrants and most importantly, balls to get shit done

Don't Brazilians automatically get Portuguese citizenship?
Go to Porto, smoke weed, drink coffee, sit by the seaside.

>Don't Brazilians automatically get Portuguese citizenship?
I don't know.

>smoke weed
I don't smoke weed.

>we'd just become another Greece
What, you think that Germany is going to out compete you and leave you in a failed state like every southern EU member thus far? Surely you must be joking

>at least a lot of people in the united states still have dignity and values strong enough to impose on immigrants
Our system of integrating immigrants is falling apart. Welfare means that the immigrants(Mexicans primarily) don't have to integrate into the economy as all previous waves of immigrants have and so they've stopped becoming "American". It sucks, and it's probably going to be a problem if we can't fix it.

No, we don't

>former colonial rulers don't even have the decency to give you citizenship
Bit rude desu

Come here, you'll feel like home with our spider welcoming party. Also if you go to new zealand, you'd be able to come here without a problem anyway so yeah.

Fuck off we are full

I wanna go to Norway, commit a horrible crime, and go to comfy 5 star prison. NEET paradise.

surely trump will save usa

Hopefully, but I don't want to rely on one person to fix it. Not even the God Emperor himself

But Brazil is a gorgeous country.
Best country to be poor in.

Nah
I don't like it here.
I'll get my degree and I'll leave this godless land as soon as possible.

It's a bad shithole.

Please don't come to Japan. There are many Brazilian low lives in Japan.

But i love Japan...

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O SUL È MEU PAIS

You can come to Japan if you keep the followings;

- speak Japanese
- never commit any crimes (If you've comitted at least one crime, you can't)
- adapt to the environment of Japan

HOW FUCKED AM I???

A couple friends and I got drunk and bought tickets to Rio for a week at the beginning of June. Are we going to get robbed/drugged/zika'd blind or will everything be fine as long as we don't do anything stupid?

I'm actually starting to get worried I haven't gotten my shots yet.

go to china it's an another shithole but you can easily get plenty of chinks girls if you are not the brown hue

> Tfw my grandma was literally the only one in her family to not be born in England.

I WANT MY ANESTRAL VISA. REEEE

I swear that I feel like im the only person alive that is 100% content with where I live and even if given the chance to move anywhere I wouldnt take it

>A couple friends and I got drunk and bought tickets to Rio for a week at the beginning of June.
Oh, that was really bad. São Paulo could be safer than Rio.

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