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jayne middlemiss lad
Christ... You just reminded me I've forgotten to water the runts for weeks... *wonders about their current chances of survival* Oh dear oh dear... Haha
Just did my usual wake up after 4 hours sleep but really need a piss so have to get out of bed but I'm still tried so I'll be going back to sleep until like 2pm
absolutely 24 carat geezer
having a go
>george zimmerman auctioning off the gun he used to kill trayvon martin
utter melt that fella
I've overheard people calling me weird. It hurts.
>AH-muh-ZAWN
not
>AH-muh-zun
I wonder what it's like to live life without the incessant chatter of self hatred, self shaming, self doubt, and negativity that goes on in my head.
>t. LaQuisha
*bites my thumb in your general direction*
wish a cute girl would grant me unrestricted access to her vagina
i'm not sympathising at all with martin. i just zimmerman is an utter fuckwit as a person.
*flicks a packet of diazepam at you*
Heh. Enjoy, kid.
Some of the coolest people I've ever met are weird as fuck lad.
alri tyrone
>get up early for a more productive day
>2.5 hours later: have done fuck all, not even showered yet
hmm
jamal
get a sense of humour laddie
Nice, I bet
hmmm
nah idk i just cannot understand what would possess someone to do that. he did something else a few years ago trying to capitalise on his "celebrity" and it was just bizarre. I mean even if you felt nothing after the shooting, it's just strange behaviour.
why can a yank sing Oasis better than you?
Good singing voice tbf
The gf
*farts*
speak up
Good boy
*rubs your tummy to promote further farts*
takes one to know one... LOL
>day 1
*takes one a day*
Ahh yes, this is nice...
>day 7
*takes two a day*
need to take two because I'm gaining a tolerance, not addicted tho :P
>day 30
*eats 4*
Ahh yes, I feel worse than I did before I started taking this shite
>day 90
*eats 10*
Feel like shit all the time, maybe it's time to quit.
*stops taking the meme pills*
*dies*
Farage will be debating against Cameron
I fucking love Farage, but this isn't going to end well. He's far too divisive. We need Hannan or Boris tbqh
>people who take benzos daily for extended periods of time and act surprised when they find themselves with severe dependence and addiction
Does my nut in.
If used responsibly for short-term management of acute anxiety there is no problem.
Agree entirely with this.
Hannan imo
But no one with anxiety bad enough to take it is going to be cured in the short term
Source: only managed to get signed back on because I was too nervous to talk to the woman and now I've missed my first appointment and will just let it sign me off again
Yeah talking to a person isn't worth 110 quid to me
anyone else wank exclusively to behind the scenes porn?
Yeah
It's just so handy to wipe your knob on their curtains
...
i don't get it
>exactly a minute later
Embarrassing
You can use them to get through situations which you know in advance will cause you severe distress.
>job interview?
Low dose to calm the nerves but not enough to slur your words.
>family gathering?
Cheeky benz beforehand so you don't feel like tearing your skin off sitting there like an autistic fuck silently watching everyone else be normal.
weird but merely coincidence
>going to a family gathering smelling slightly of sweat and cum
They know user, they know
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why dont u just be urself
*holds your hand*
Obviously done in Ms paint
>being accused of samefag nets me a bonus (You)
Thanks mate
>go to college
>forgot my ID card
>they tell me I can't come in without it
>they act like I need to get in, probably expected me to beg them
>came home to shitpost on int
ITV didn't want it to just be Tory mates chatting to one another, need to make it excidting. Hence Nige
having a go
doing a sleep
doing a think
I shower daily, always wear clean clothes with antiperspirant and haven't wanked in 12 days. The stereotype of the fat neckbeard NEET is misguided; most are skellies.
Cause I don't like myself waheyyyyy
making an arrangement
I'll sing the first song that replies to this post
taking a risk
genociding some runts
tsjuder - kill for satan
nah I'm not gonna do it
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
>Britain's economy was bigger than China's in 2005
Do you imagine yourself being as awkward when you're say.. 50 years old?
>Britain's economy will be the biggest in Europe in 2020
anglophone union soon
>Britain will be in Europe in 2020
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
>cheap plastic knockoff
>thailad
Sounds about right
jenna marbles is your gf?
good lad
doing a breakfast
thoughts on Susie Dent lads?
she's quite ugly but I don't know... there's something about her
Entirely uncalled for
took a nice benzo and the normies are being much nicer
m8 we thought we would overtake France by 2020 in 2014 but we did in late 2015
She has a cute personality because she's a genuine female [word] autist.
>susie
>ugly
Fuck off, Susie a cute. CUTE!
I will sing the first non-gay song that replies to this post
would
doing
boing
>tfw too many normies listen to joy division
yours truly 2095
she's cute like pugs are cute, she's pretty butters mate
top waifu material imo
Bane star
50 years old and people still pick her over Rachel.
I reiterate - CUTE!
who wants to join me in bed for some extremely good snuggling
>trying to fix handle on the door of the oven
>taking the front of the oven off to reach the screws for the handle
>realise it's quite heavy
>drops out my hands as i take the last screw out
>lands on my toe corner-first
>over Rachel
Nahhh mate, she's alright but come on now
rekt by gravity
>talktalk blocking:
>Imgur
>Honeycloud
>Xnxx
>Xvideos
>8gag
Are you fucking kidding me?!
the worst isp
...
On the train, you'll have to wait till I get home ;_;
bitch please I have two infected tonenails that I have to get taken out and then the nailbeds cauterized with chemicals so nothing grows there anymore
hurt quite a lot 2bh
>nigels cant fix anything
hire a polish worker next time