Go to girlfriend's parents' house

>go to girlfriend's parents' house
>her mom is tapering some old jeans for me so they look more /fa/
>"oh hey user you're good with computers. My windows is acting weird, can you help?"
>open browser
>see this

How do I make her stop downloading this bullshit?

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mike.kaply.com/cck2/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Tell her to stop downloading that bullshit.

Install chrome ;)

>girlfriend
>/fa/
(X) Doubt

When I was still with my parents I put them on ubuntu, it saved me a lot of pain. I know for sure with firefox and chrome, you can actually write-protect the extensions folder, using windows file manager or linux file manager. Then they can't install anything. I also banned google ads and other ad domain networks on the router level

it's sad because even on linux you can get these hijack/scam extensions and still have to deal with retarded relatives. This right here, is why firefox/chrome had to in so many ways disable extensions or make everything about them worse, stupid people rule the tech industry since we bow to their shitty needs instead of just forcing them to learn

gee user idk maybe not dating a poor girl?

>be dicking around for ten minutes
>this piece of shit shows up unannounced

SSD is not a meme

Just revoke her admin rights, you hack

Uninstall it & install Avast Free install, also run a full system scan with Malwarebytes.

tell her to stop and explain why?

Is this real life?

fuck the mom

What fucking version of Firefox is that?

It looks like Firefox 10.

If she is dumb as a rock, install uBlock on the browser and unchecky on the system.

I would also recommend setting her on a restricted account.

if the trash she installs comes in exe installers, consider setting up a standard user account for her, instead of admin

if that isn't enough or something, use some anti-executable or application control software (appguard, voodooshield, faronics, nvt exe radar pro)

now if the toolbars and shit are installed directly through firefox, try a lockdown extension like mike.kaply.com/cck2/ or similar idk

>avast

What board do you think you're posting in?

(cantwakeup.rm)

enjoy not being protected from russian hackers LMAO

install gentoo

Enjoy you down syndrome. Retard.

fuck I loved old firefox

This is actually soothing

Her desktop is set up in the basement

The grinding slow HDD reminds me of my childhood

I love you for being who you are

Revoke admin rights. Write-protect pluggin folder.

is there nudes of her mom and or her daughter?

>How do I make her stop downloading this bullshit?

Don't do anything unless they ask you to.

This is the real reason parental controls were invented.

You can't. PEBCAK.

She will then call you every time UAC pops up.

Run away, take your jeans to a tailor.

Adblock and ublock stop most of this shit chrome prevents need for adobe flash java and reader downloads all built in

source: support ~6 elderly people that click everything and don't know ad from not

so what is the official Sup Forums approved browser?

Install ubuntu.

qutebrowser

install a linux

Firefox

install gentoo

Firefox or palememe. Personally use Waterfox but thats for unsigned extensions.

>2 years ago living with mexican ex and her family
>her moms computer cant install minecraft for her little sister
>go and take a look at it
>$200 1900x1080 monitor
>fucking windows 98 computer
>constant ads and security updates popping up on the desktop
>toolbars are literally 70% of her internet explorer
>ask her why she hasnt upgraded her computer
>"i bought this one recently"
>points at the monitor
>i tell her that isnt the computer
>"NO I BOUGHT THIS COMPUTER FROM WALMART THEY SAID IT WAS GOOD"

and thats why i hate mexicans now

>living with your Mexican girlfriend's family

Did you learn how they can fit 30 people in a 3 bedroom house?

my gf grandma had three different extension to translate text
literally why

2 bedrooms and it was 6. the backyard was a hoarders nightmare and 3 of them slept on the same bed while i had the shed outside. fuck mexicans holy shit

just as well user i dated a mexican girl and she only let me put toothbrushes in her asshole

Are you handicapped?

no, my dad had kicked me out and they didnt have room inside for me
mine wouldnt let me near her ass, despite that being the one good part of her body

>Return
sorry bro. hers was too tiny for my dick anyways. fuckin 4'11" beaners not getting enough nutrition

always go for the ass user

damn she thicc tho

not visible in the pic but she has a huge fucking gut and her tits sag a bit. but the ASS

gross

Disgusting

Virgins detected.

>standards

Is that firefox 3.6?

>Adblock and ublock
You got both don't you...Instead of just Ublock origin,. You're a fucking mong.

>implying
That lanwhale would be a 3 here.
Fat ass but not in the good way, fat body overall.
I fucked one girl looking like that at the lowest point in my life, still regret it.
My actual gf does ballet and that does wonders for the booty.

>girlfriend
There's your problem.

>stupid Sup Forums poster comes in for a consult
>42 kg/m2 fat fuck
>whines about being family tech support for over 30 minutes as if this was fucking psychiatry
>ask him what he eats
>junk food and shitty soda drinks
>ask him if he exercises
>nope

How do I get him to stop eating shit and start swimming or something?

Maybe she likes the addons and easy way she can carry the profile folder and use it on other pcs and easy android sync.
You arrogant shit OP.
So what if it's slow?!

It's pretty clear from the picture that she's obese user

REAL FUCKING PLAYER????

W O W

>stupid people rule the tech industry since we bow to their shitty needs instead of just forcing them to learn

This is so fucking true and sad as hell.

>keep your mind bogpilled with a quick rundown

>screen photos instead of screenshots on a tech-oriented discussion board

firefox 2 was last good firefox though

>girlfriends
>implying
jej
>believing aforementioned "gfs" existed

Threads like this remind me why OSX is a more viable alternative for the technologically illiterate.

Top jej

I thought it was 3.6?

I'm seeing your numbers

>Realplayer
>Firefox 2.4

What are you posting old photos you found on the internet, OP? Are you a faggot?

Is her name Allison?

Thicc

>girlfriend

stopped reading there. this isn't Sup Forums or /r9k/. get the fuck out of here normie.

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Lynx