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alri

How do the Irish think of eireboos from America? And I mean ones with actual Irish ancestry and are interested and knowledgeable in Irish culture and history, not just your typical American mutt getting drunk and wearing green on St. Patrick's Day. I want to visit or live in Ireland some time and I've been told that they will dislike me for mentioning that I am "Irish American"

We ridicule you.

>we
>british flag

nice try ian

Tesco internet. British people can be Irish too you know anyway.

Dia daoibh a chairde, cad é an craic ar maidin?

Up da RA lads

Tá me tuirseach.

Nicked a pretty neato watch and now I'm obsessed with the pretty girl who works at Tesco.

Mise chomh maith. Tosíodh mé ag déanamh staidéar ar ceimic sa cúpla bomaite anois.

Tá mé sa bhaile. Ádh mór ag staidéar ar ceimic chuala mé Is é deacair.

An raibh tú an dhuine gan dídean?

Níl, tá póstaer gan dídean ?

Sea, is benzo lad é. Bíonn sé sa /éire/ go minic.

Is é sin i ndáiríre brónach a chloisteáil. Tá súil sé ag déanamh ceart go leor.

that one american who posts as an irish as eire or whatever as his name always triggers me because he's not fucking irish

An rud céanna anseo. Labhairt muid le chéile roimh go minic go leor i ndáiríre. Is duine deas é. Níl a fhios agam cé as sé nó cén aois sé, ach dúirt sé go gcuirfidh sé a lámh ina bhás féin

>How do the Irish think of eireboos from America
Terrible. We make fun of you all the time.

>And I mean ones with actual Irish ancestry and are interested and knowledgeable in Irish culture and history
Even worse because they think that they belong. They don't.

>tfw no qt cashier

Thankfully he's not here right now. I'm not bothered by non-Irish being in /éire/ threads, if anything they're encouraged because we'll die without them, but that faggot never shuts the fuck up about how "Irish" he is and how the entire thread should revolve around him. And he keeps shooing out britbros because he's somehow a more deserving foreigner to be called Irish than someone living in Ulster.

And on top of that he responds to every fucking post in the entire thread.

I start my end of 1st year college exams tomorrow, I've never been so stressed before. Actually can't study.

Just take it easy. First of all get off Sup Forums. It's not going to do you any good in fact it will do the opposite. Study for a good bit, take a break resume. Don't do it all in one go and think you know everything. Exams for me was a long time ago so I'm just trying to help you whatever way I can.

heh nothin personnel

i swear to god if my bus doesnt turn up for the third time in a row im gonna be pissed

its after showing up
10 minutes late ofc

>>tfw no qt cashier
She works at the Tesco mobile section. I wish to elope with her.

take some benzos

fucking retard remember our benzolad
hes homeless now
never gonna touch a benzo in my life

Because nothing spells success like shuffling alone around and dribbling on yourself.
>benzos
Bloody clown, if you are going to give bad advice atleast make it the correct bad advice.

Take amphetamines if you're going to take anything. Alot of preworkout supplements contain legal amphetamines and will genuinely help you concentrate, unless you abuse them of course.

First time I've been on Sup Forums in days. I've cracked up from looking upon pages and pages of notes.
I've 3 and half xanax

Tfw my degree is in drugs. I know what I can take and what not to take from learning in college and personal experience. But if I take anything along the line of speed, I'll spend the day wanking or cleaning my house

>xanax
Save them until you get your results. Because it's not looking great let's be honest, you'll probably need them then.

sabhsaí?

>my degree is in drugs
>speed is the only amphetamine

On the bright side Tesco are always hiring staff. Very high turnover.

Is mise

>wanking on speed
Confirmed for having never taking speed before.

If I take anything along the lines of speed.
Never said it was the only amphetamine.
Specsavers and a diction for yourself would prove useful.

>>wanking on speed
>Confirmed for having never taking speed before.
Can confirm suffers from pilly willy

who here /illustrious personality/

Speed and MDMA are notoriously bad for the flop, it's very common to take viagra at the same time as yokes.

Of course if you weren't bullshitting you wouldn't need me to tell you this.

If you have genuine investment in Irish culture and community then I'd accept you. There are plenty of Americanised shits in Ireland that care nothing for the nation, if a foreigner demonstrated to me their interest in the history, culture then well done. That is something to be commended in todays globalised western shithole

I never cared nor bothered to take drugs in my entire life. How's it going for you lot.

what's the best drug to take if you're going out to a nightclub, mdma, speed, lsd? Ecstasy pill?

I don't need to you tell me. Friends of mine get it all the time, but not myself (belive it or not).

Benzodiazepines are prescribed all the time for anxiety and in small doses there would be no ataxia.

Pls be less rude.

Mdma or yokes. If you've never done acid before, I wouldn't recommend dropping in a nightclub.

>But if I take anything along the line of speed, I'll spend the day wanking
Lol.

What you don't know can never be missed.
I envy to to an extent

Telling the lad to take benzos when he is studying is silly a stupidiest piece of advice you could have gave him next to telling him to smoke some oxy, or hit himself in the face with a hammer

Has destroyed my life, has also at times made it better.

That made sense when I proof read it. I might actually need to go to specsavers lads

I agree completely. In this watering down multicultural world we need a new Gaelic revival.

k

Did you intentionally reply to the wrong comment?

I could ask you the exact same question

how can you tell a yoke is legit though and not 50% fucking concrete

also any good place to buy drugs online in ireland

pill reports (website) the dutch presses tend to be large, smell like mdma and very well designed/pressed. they're the ones your after but check pill reports.

2bh better than most "mandy" that floats round these days

Yokes aren't what they used to be, I havnt taken a pill in 10+ years but my mates have confirmed.

If you buy a pill in Ireland you can be sure it mostly will contain BZP or mephedrone and a very small amount of MDMA.

Pure MDMA is probably 80% cut, you can always do an acid base extraction on it though to get some pretty crystals

There's an Irish vendor on alphabay.
Buy an EZ-test.

Anyone from Newry?

Tiocfaidh ar la

You?

>drugs
ya fuckin gang of knackers

thought that was in england haha

This makes sense. As with any cuntry people are interested in the history and culture, but it'd be autistic to claim it to be your own.

About to smoke my last cigarette ever, my last one was supposed to be the last one, maybe I won't smoke this one.

What other habbits do you pavee's recommend I take up to distract myself.
>inb4 benzos

A productive habbit.

Running, cycling, learn a new language?

Dia duit lads
I'm getting another year closer to blowing my brains out.
How do you say "Happy birthday" in Gaeilge?

La breithe shone duit !
Don't kill yourself.

why

I'm fairly content now and have no reason to, but who knows how my life will have turned out in 10 years time. I guess it was bad taste of me to "joke" about it like that.

I already cycle, and on level 7 French Duolingo. I can't run because I fucked my knee years ago.

I'm trying to write but it tends to drive me back to the ciggies when I am contemplating.


Just rang GP, got prescribed nicorette mist thing on the medical, I was going to buy one anyway, didn't realise they were free.


Look on the bright side though mate, 10 years is a long time, maybe you'll get hit by a bus in the meantime or maybe die in a fire trying to rescue a kitten and save your family from the shame.
See, there are lots of possibilities!

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alri

Travel all of ireland. It's cheaper than the 20 a day habit.

Holy fuck what a day at work , great being outside but fuck me I am knackered

Off every friday so Gonna land to the beach with a 12 deck and get very drunk yeehaaa

This is a load of shit yocks are stronger than ever-

The amount of 200mg+ Dutch pills floating is ridiculous, ever since the party flocks came out pills have been unreal quality mostly

what work?

Landscaping

what does that involve?

Maybe today the situation has changed, like I said it has been ten years.

But there was definitely a period here when the quality of pills were so bad that people just bought party pills instead.
And if you think your MDMA isn't cut, you are just wrong.
>it will never be 2004 again
>no pill will ever again match lovehearts


I got my nicorette thing, it tastes like cat piss smells.

fuck off druggy

>havn't done pills in 10 years
>reeeeee druggie
Did you ever stop to wonder why everyone ignores you?

literally nothing wrong with telling junkies to fuck off jim-bob

10 years man, so I literally stopped doing drugs about the same time you stopped breastfeeding.

good on you
>i stopped breastfeeding at 8
hows u know

Excuse me while I go back to ignoring you.

How the he*k do you get into Uni lads?

by sucking willies

Wait till you're 23 and get in for free as a mature student.
I think you won't have to pay any fees and if you are unemployed you'll be eligible for a grant and get your dole plus travel costs or digs allowance.

Kek

We really need to learn to stop responding and talking about that stupid Yank, he'll leave if we ignore him

Who?

me (on the left)
ignore people butthurt about the yank boogeyman theyve been spending too much time on /brit/

lads how do i circular breathing

Please will the Swiss-American with mommy issues please fuck off.

Please.

He has a value I suppose, when he is here we tend not to argue amount ourselves. Although that might be correlation rather than causation.

But if he fucks off I will be left with only Irish people to bully, and that always makes me feel bad in the long run.

>swiss american
lmao my german isnt even good and im not a yank citizen

Don't feel bad, I'm a terrible person who's considering running away because I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself.

Though I've been considering jumping off the bridge in town, but I don't know the next time I'll be near it unattended.

Why do yanks have a desperate need to base and shape their identity around their heritage?

Went to Lissadell House today lads. The weather was crap in the morning but took up as soon as we left

Because they have nothing else. Now please don't respond to him again and we might have a decent thread.

>Tesco internet. British people can be Irish too you know anyway.

haha okay then