Try to impress my dad with a cool Sup Forums joke

>try to impress my dad with a cool Sup Forums joke
>hey dad why is everyone living in canada a failure?
>if that were true son why aren't you there

AHAHAHHA

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hahah u got prank'd son

I literally lol'd and woke the cat up

BTFO

your father cannot into basic logic.
I would have cried, too...

Well what was the punchline? You wven failed to finish the joke

>cool Sup Forums joke

No suck thing exists

There's one

POO

Defecate into the dunny

IN

>be 9 yo me
>start insulting uruguay and mocking their mere existence
>my dad ask me why I'm such an asshole and tells me to stop

I wish I had a nationalist dad to laugh at Uruguay with

apologise right now

DA

THE

>even Aussies hate Aussies shitposters

LOO

your dad is bant king

apologise right now

>BTFO'd by your own dad

Try it on ur dad dumb mongolian shitposter

No my dad is real bant King, one day he called me a bitch and left. Never came back. I was 5. He got me good!

>when ur dad has 10/10 bants and tears you to shreds in front of ur mates

youtu.be/wScZYddwQBI?t=8m22s

Is ur middle name tyrone, schlomo?

LOL I WAS JOKING MY DAD CHEATED ON MY MUM WHILE I WAS STILL IN THE WOMB AND HE BARELY CALLS ME!! GOT YOU GUYS SO FUCKING GOOD!!! HAHAHA