Preorder Nintendo Switch

>preorder Nintendo Switch
>it's for tiny manlet hands

Why can't technology companies in 2017 create devices that are made for adult hands? I'm so pissed right now.

lmao you're so fat

t.boogie2988

HAHAHAAH, I know who's hand this is. Dammit.

Tiny manlet hands? More like big chunky fucker hands

They are made for adult hands.

Superior Samurai hands.

Not rock crushing manual labor hands.

Somebody post the Mad Max pic with the ogre hand

Looks like a chicken leg

>buy children's toy
>upset it's child sized

Nintendo is meant for children, not manchildren.

look at the foot on that pig. holy shit thats a fat pig. why the hell would you purchase a switch for a pet pig? I mean there is no way that's a human's hand. you'd have to weigh 600+ lbs to have a hand look like that.

>people this fat exist
>nintendrones
shocking

Holy fuck you're so fat. The switch is made by Japanese, they don't keep fat americans like you in mind because you'll crush it anyways after you sperg out by losing a match of Splatoon within the week.

fuck you

That's what you get for buying Japanese dicklet products

>Nintendo
Never again.

>adult hands
Adult doesn't mean severe obese, you fat fuck!

I'll just give you the whole screenshot.

game consoles are for children

Thank you user

Jesus Christ.

Why did you take a picture of a joycon with a sweet potato placed on top of it?

Oh... Oh no... :/

I think OP should return the Switch and get a treadmill instead..

Jesus Christ!

Que eres un puto gordo y ya está.

I've always wondered who was using the term manlet

Now I know, it's the obese.

/thread

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Look at all those plus children's toys. I think OP might be a pedo.

me on the left

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manlet detected

fun fact, if you lose your thumb from accidents they will use transfer your big toe to substitute your thumb