Calling Helvetia "Switzerland" or derivatives

>Calling Helvetia "Switzerland" or derivatives

>Calling Al Andalus "Spain" or derivatives

>Andalusia
>Only covering 1/3 of Andalus

...

>calling Lechia "Poland"

>Calling New Holland "Australia" or derivatives

>germany
>not alemania

>Calling Holland 'The Netherlands'

Top cuck

Thats only the southwest

Guess the country names in Japanese
Igirisu
Doitsu
Suisu
Nihon
Airurando
Naijeria
Oranda
Porutogaru
Toruko
Nijeeru
Betonamu
Oosutoria
Indo
Itaria

>Itaria

>Igirisu
greece
>Doitsu
Dorittos?
>Suisu
Switzerland
>Nihon
Japan
>Airurando
Argentina
>Naijeria
Nigeria
>Oranda
Iran
>Porutogaru
Portugal
>Toruko
Turkey
>Nijeeru
Niger
>Betonamu
Vietnam
>Oosutoria
Austria
>Indo
India
>Itaria
Italy


How did I score?

Fuck I just noticed

England
?
Switzerland
Japan
Ireland
Nigeria
Holland
Portugal
?
Niger
?
Austria
India
Italy

UK
Germany
Switzerland
Japan
Ireland
Nigeria
Holland
Portugal
Turkey
Niger
Vietnam
Austria
India
Italia

僕は日本語ができる、アノン君!

England/UK
Germany
Switzerland
Japan
Ireland
Nigeria
Netherlands
Portugal
Turkey
Niger
Vietnam
Austria
India
Italy

t. learning Japspeak

Igirisu is UK

>Igirisu
How the fuck did they come up with that?
England
Ingrand
Igrand
English
Ingrish
Igirisu

it makes sense now that I think of it

England would be more like Ingurando

>calling Venaja 'Russia'
>calling Ruotsi 'Sweden'
>calling Almanya 'Germany'
>calling Magyarorszag 'Hungary'
>calling Rakousko 'Austria'
>calling Dietsland 'The Netherlands'

They are really not helping themselves fend off the stereotypes

>Calling Mazovia "Poland"

?
Their alphabet equivalent is constructed mainly of two sound compounds (eg: ka ki ku ke ko, etc.), of which there are about 40. They literally can't pronounce sounds outside of those letters.

interesting
I was just memeing how they can't pronounce the letter L

>Oranda
Fug no
>Dietsland
based

Their "r" sound is halfway between the english L and R, and I often hear that many native Japanese speakers can't tell the difference between them. Cracks me up.

>calling it anything but DEUTSCHLAND

Lol yeah I imagine it would be funny to hear that in person

Idk i call the Swiss "Helweci".

9/14
11/14
perfect

perfect

>calling Greater Portugal "Iberia" or derivatives

why they do this?

your country is called 'Paresuchina' here

we can't tell l/r, th/s, v/b and English speakers can.

we can tell
long/short vowels s.t. aa/a ee/e these sounds are the same except the lengths
long/short consonants, tt/t ss/s
y-blended/straight vowels kyaku/kaku, ryoo/roo
and English spekers don't.