freshly rolled spliff edition
/brit/
maisie
Cam
willies willies up my bum, up my bum, up my bum
that's a really poor roll
this has already been proven true, stop trying to mock him for it
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fuck everyone in this thread
dubs decide what I do a wanked to next
based tommy robinson
nonce
Lads everytime I try to lose weight it works for a few days then I end up breaking down and pigging out.
Help me.
How do I register to vote by post lads?
I'm not going to be in the UK for the EU referendum
He doesn't do anything?
don't mind if I do!
*unlocks cock cage*
wahyyeheheya here I go!
TERRORIST ATTACK IN LONDON
I dunno, double doubles are respectable
You mean fresh right?
not gonna lie ... i'd put my willy up your bum (after you've bleached it of course)
Fat 6 incher here
think about how good you'll look when you've lost it.
*helps you*
Heh, don't mention it, kid
We won't leave the EU, mark my words lads
This country is too spineless, too many liberals and left wingers
online
sweet where abouts?
Google it
reddit.
A woman from the council knocked on my door and asked if I was registered and would I like to do it by post.
wish i was dead haha x
fuck off
his arse belongs to me
How do you "try to lose weight"?
Most people change too much at once, make unrealistic goals and can't maintain it past losing water weight
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G*la apples are shit-tier floury abominations and they are NOT welcome in my fruit bowl.
Got this in the post lads
the EU is great but has shitty leadership
That's a racial stereotype.
>Trusting the Royal Mail with your democratic voice
thought of a postal voice gives me the willies
good shout lad, adding that to the official list
pikey apples:
>granny smith
>golden delicious
>gala
acceptable middle class apples:
>pink lady
>braeburn
hahaha i know right
imagine how banterous it'd be after we offed ourselves ... people would laugh for months
I really don't know why the leave campaign aren't screaming out that the TTIP will allow American corporations to gut the NHS.
The NHS is a surefire way to win the lefty vote and this time it is legitimate to claim it will be destroyed.
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aaaahhh the French champagne
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>"try to lose weight"?
Literally eat less and swap all the shit food for apples and oranges.
that tit's trying to do a runner haha x
nige is genuinely our last hope
he has to crush cameron in the debate
Please bring your best nigey lad
Another thick cunt who doesn't know the difference between the ECHR and the EU
>justifying our country losing sovereignty
kys
>being thick
kys
Can I suggest you add the red delicious to the acceptable middle class apple category? While not *quite* as tasty as a pink lady or a braeburn they're still very nice and they're easily the most aesthetic mass market apple.
Because their argument is basically more free trade deals, and they don't want to remind the plebs that vote for them that they don't like trade deals
whens the debate?
>kys
this is how i know you're under the age of 18, i've reported your post to the authorities (janny) btw
*kisses you*
7th june
ITV
Just copped this, lads
looks like the gay porn i'm torrenting isn't going to finish downloading tonight
guess i'll have to settle for something else from my vast gay porn collection
>Another thick cunt who doesn't know the difference between the ECHR and the EU
That person is you
>kys
Fuck off you reddit children
bit gay lad
Don't talk to me or Masson ever again.
What were you torrenting?
bit gay that
wow just let me seed it for you
what about jazz?
gay porn
Might eat all my leftovers instead of just half of them because i'm quite hungry
You cunt.
gay porn
why don't you get a bf then no need for porn
pooooooooooooooooooooooo
heeelvetica standaaard
not sure lad, happy to hear you make your case though.
currently pondering where to put the jazz apple
got a massive disliking for this danish twat
fuck off
What a disgrace you are pls end it
>pic related
Based self-rolled joint
He nicked my Xbox
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppppppppppp
that's funny because i quite like him
I look forward to the /brit/ livestream.
The last one was great.
got two apple trees but no idea what kind they are
probably some beasty sour cooking apples
which one are you?
Then justify it, don't lie and deceive. We're not going to convince people to vote 'out' of the EU if we give the 'in' bunch the opportunity to pick apart and undermine arguments cos dozey twats like you and this arseclown think posting ignorant shite as facts is the way to go about leaving.
Are you downloading a 4K porn or something?
>Spliff
>Contaminating your greens with tobacco
What did Azaelia Banks say about the UK?
Just copped this, lads
Hey fatty bum bum
Hey fatty bum bum
Just bought one of these, lads.
They're surprisingly practical and versatile
Reckon Vote Leave are disinfo agents attempting to keep Britain in the EU
Nige is FAR better than fucking Boris at debating on the EU
breitbart.com
Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
i had but it broke. going to get some more
If he is that one lefty cunt who always goes on about how great the EU is and calls everything racist then I hate him too.
good lad
>being thick
dont talk to me, or mason ever again
>'You're a paki and a faggot!' Rapper Azealia Banks launches vile racist and homophobic Twitter tirade against Zayn Malik... as she is dropped from UK festival
Azealia has been on /brit/ for too long
failing my japanese class
not going to go there anymore
>Reckon Vote Leave are disinfo agents attempting to keep Britain in the EU
Holy fuck, d'ya reckon???
not heard this one before desu
I don't know, what did Azaelia Banks say about the UK?
*opens thread*
brings it to a boil to kill all the bacteria
*closes thread*
Doesn't having weed get you the deaths sentence in paki land?