Come to the baseball game user! American sports are great!

>come to the baseball game user! American sports are great!

>baseball

No. They aren't.

>Y*nkees fan

t.Grassdiving pro

I'll go start up truck

t. School shooting veteran

>Yankees cap
NO! I like Blue Jays.

t.Fulltime Sharia enforcer

Yankees are like the Angels of New York.

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baseball sucks, and so do your stupidly big boobs.
And btw ass> tits, stupid ameritard bitch

t. Pablo

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>comes from a yank

nice tits

Well to try some non autistic way...
>yeah, lets go (even so your sports suck ass, but I don't care as long as I get beer and hotdogs there)
>get drunk there, ignore the "sport" but not the girl
>go home and motorboat these glories titties all night

Wouldn't spend 300 years watching Yank sport with her.

>All Americans are Yanks and/or like the Yankees
Durrr

NY, nemesis...

That is a racist European name imposed upon by imperialists.

My true name is Itztli, and Aztec blood courses through my veins!

damn, i actually flinched

Ok Yank that one was actually funny.

haha me 2.

> watching boreball

small perky tits>saggy by 27 balloons

>Boreball

Big tittee blondie with a yankees cap on. Nice.
Perfect set of signs to tell people she has no brain in the head.

Easy to keep around then.

you literally had a civil war over whether the other half became yankies or dixies and dixies lost

She starts to smother you with her breasts. How do you react?

>tfw no cowtits baseball loving gf

but you vote for the deporter YOU FUCKING BITCH

can't stand baseball

what's the whitest sport in America int?

t. merican who still can't handle Sup Forums bantz

Yeah let's go, but only because I'm allowed to drink beer in the stadium

t. Abdula Bin-Mohammad

Don't tell Southerner that.

Why? Does it make their blood pressure go up or something?

Hockey is easily the whitest sport in America. The demographics in Baseball almost perfectly represent the demographics of America

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Yes, quite literally.

Mets

that's the only 'American' sport left for me to sample. I've seen college football and baseball, and an NBA game

>Ice Hockey
>american sport
lmao

well it's not exactly field hockey innit

Ayyy

baseball is good desu

Is it the average American cheerleader?
Because I'll make sport for her.

Ice hockey by a good margin

Pesäpallo is better.

I played Baseball in collège, and honestly, it's really fun to play, but boring as fuck to watch.

Same with cricket

Basically this.

hockey because it requires money and access to specialized facilities to play

baseball is probably next, but it does have lots of latin america players

only white guys in football are QBs or offensive linemen, can't really compete with decades and decades of selective slave breeding

i think there are maybe 2 white guys in the NBA

I understand that baseball is a popular sport, but how can you fill full stadiums with it?

>looks like you're better prepared for basketball

they don't

i think average is like 30k fans per game, but those stadiums hold a lot more

they play like 160 games, games are fucking long and heat plays a part too

yes please

Playing it is great though. Thty should paly it instead of watchng it.

If you pass me a beer you can have my hotdog. Then we'll go see the match I guess?

Hockey is fun to play AND watch >:3

I start to cry

>Yankees fan.
Okay but only if you give me head in the bathroom during the 7th inning stretch you filth

t. Tardinals fan.

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