Banter with American

>banter with American
>he starts crying

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Don't be rude with your son, bru.

>banter with American
>he starts talking about his military

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>banter with a brit
>he starts roleplaying as his country and calls me "son"

American stock banter answer to everything
>AT LEAST IN MY COUNTRY I CAN BUY GUNS

>banter with American
>he starts crying
>his neighbours call the police
>they raid his apartment and shoot him in the process

reply with serious post

>banter with american
>we exchange numbers and meet up for lunch and make love

I just had something in my eye.
Pollen is very bad this season.
ITS RAINING.

This hurts to watch, as well as the Americans who reply to Brits and say "thanks dad"

Wait, I can really do this?
*wicked grin*

>tfw I act like an american

I imagine they're little girls when they start to cry

ayy lmao

I wish I was in Dixie...

>silly banter like "american are fat lel"
>american reply with MUSLIM BEHEADING RAPE BLACKED LMAO

Pls no bully

Upper body is nice but bottom is African tier.

>talking to an Australian
>MATE YOU FAT BURGER 9/11, LMAO GET SHOT
>what?
>IT'S JUST BANTER MATE

Autism is a very serious affliction

apologise you meanie

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This, every single time

>hahahahahahaha who needs guns and military? Hah
why do yurocucks make these threads? Insecure?

>Liberia

you're faggot tier

>Somalian America

>american are stupid lol
>WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE BITCH MY ARMY COULD DESTROY YOURS USA USA

hi where are the discussion about freedom

In my pants

>military? Who needs that! What really matters is how liberal you are! America sure falls behind! Haha if you kill your enemies they win!

Assuming not proxy, where should I donate money if I want to help prevent future ebolavirus outbreaks?

It's a pride thing. The fun stops when freedoms are belittled and America has to liberate us from our shit opinions with original muslim cuck memes.

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Nice one Björn-Björn

Yes exactly like that, Steve.

This country embarrasses me sometimes.

>banter with an americuck
>he starts talking about ''bbc''

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>be european
>literally eat frogs and snails
you cant make this shit up ya'll

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Kek

maybe it's because we're a civilized people who don't find joy in insulting others

What the fuck? Was he a soldier at least? If it was relevant to his day to day life I'd get that it would be a topic of conversation but most of us don't do that.
Every cunt has faggots though bruh.

Stop bullying Canada. There's no shame in running second in a field of hundreds.

Thank you Liberia you are our greatest ally

that's a lie and you know it

Consider suicide.

GENERAL BUTT NAKED

Nah I'll be McAlright

You jestin'?

SERIOUSLY OFFENSIVE

DELETE THIS

>walking around
>hear debate on campus
>about immigration
>someone brings up London's new mayor as a point of progression
you can't make this shit up.

frog legs and snails are delicious

>USA
>peace

Keep somalia out your filthy mouth pollack.

We eat both here and they are delicious indeed

Why are you replying seriously

Kill yourself

somalia what do you think of the usa?

Calm down Sweden

shouldn't you be hijacking something

I do this sometimes. Am I 25% american?

Really?
R A R E
A
R
E
please protect the pirate bay servers faggot we need them

Do you do this 25% of the time?

too much, sorry

You have had a black president for almost a decade m8 think before posting

You had a chance to make a nice comeback but sadly that ship has sailed.

I also use a cheese slicer. I am 25% norwegian?

what does this picture mean. i don't understand it

Some autist who took BLACKED posting seriously and decided to make a collage out of it when it is really just non sophisticated satire of the prevailing Cuck culture on pol

It's a good country, but it needs to be great again.

The Swedish meme, nice try finnbro.

Hijacking is a way of life, can't stop, won't stop.

I'm in piratebay right now downloading porn...

There will always be another ship.

Can confirm, I had frogs legs recently at a Chinese restaurant. They were delicious.

>Americans fuck around
>I take it seriously and make a collage
>t. Trudeau

>Banter towards Americans
>Instead of bantering back, some Americans whole-heartedly agree and some violently oppose the idea, and they start fighting against eachother instead of the poster.
It happens almost all of the time, every time.

Its a start

eating frogs' legs is very cruel because frogs need those. only an innately cruel human being would look at a frog and think 'i am going to eat that creature, known for its jumping abilities, but only the part that makes it jump'. smdh

Bingo!

This. This. This.
>but we won WW2/ we could beat you in a war.
>Other murican posters support him, thinking this was a good comeback.

>he STILL replies seriously

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>tfw the US could declare war on every single country on earth and still probably win.

STOP IT

>pudgy

lel

what Sup Forums thinks is banter: a fucking leaf cuckstamp sweden yes t. alberto

Canada, if americans give you shit about having too many minorities just say
>San Francisco
>Detroit
>Chicago
>Carmel Valley
works everytime

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Watching Americans trying to banter is like watching a cripple trying to get up a flight of stairs - funny for an hour or two but ultimately pitiful, even sickening.

>fights North Korea
>loses
>fights North Vietnam
>loses
>has literally ten thousand aircraft shot down

Come to think of it, when did you actually last win a war?

just say anyhting

Oh my god. The sad thing is that you can't live in this dream country of yours but you're stuck in a third world country

>banter with an american
>starts posting frantically about MUH HERITAGE

Kek, your media keeps your attention at important things

>the burger still ignores the pure bliss of fried frog legs

>banter with American
>he starts talking about the moon

S-SEMPER FI

What was that, you kangaroo-fuckin' son of a bitch?
The US military is the best in the world! It smacked those tea-suckin' faggots around, it turned a bunch of beans into purée, it sent a group of treacherous hillbillies cryin' back to their cousins, it wrecked those uptight krauts twice, it vaporized two Jap cities, it beat the shit out of those damn chinks, it fought the gooks to a stalemate, and it brought hell on Earth to two third-world hellholes. If you disrespect the Armed Forces of the United States of America again, they will knock you straight on your drunk crocodile-huntin' ass!

'Murica, fuck yeah!

Complete propagandist bullshit that's all about fee fees
Look at some other indexes
GDP
GDP/capita for any significant country
highest disposable income in the OECD (average household net-adjusted disposable income per capita)
Largest best trained military
Unrivalled military power
Submarines
Aircraft carriers
Nukes
Freedom
Gun ownership
Largest full democracy
Longest lasting continual democratic system of government (since 1776)
Most philanthropic country
Largest number of Christians in the world
Most valuable company
Number of most valuable companies
Number of tech companies (Apple, Google, Microsoft, Oracle, eBay, Amazon, PayPal, everyone else...)
Number of start ups
Largest movie industry
Largest music industry
Largest TV industry (where d'yall get your Game of Thrones or House of Cards from, that's right)
Best wine in the world
Best beer in the world
Most food in the world
Best universities (by rankings, by research)
Most science
Most space exploration
MOON motherfuckers
Best hospitals
Most high end medical tourism
Most pharmaceutical companies and research
Most biosciences
Most genetic stuff
Most diversity, nation of immigrants
Most accepting, least racist
Most black presidents of any developed country because Europe is racist
About to have woman president probably
Most airplanes
Largest defense industry
Medals in the Olympics
I could go on but I think we all know who REALLY is the best country in the world here right

stopped reading when you mentioned freedom
nice try tho here are your 50$ as promised

Oh shit!!!
RARE FLAG!!!!