Come home

>come home
>dad calls you
>go to see what he wants
>see dad like this
>"is there a problem,son?"

What do you do/say?

I would say this is not Sup Forums.

Sorry Philippines

Sorry Firelands


*cough*

ojciec nie pij już dzisiaj

>laughs in German

So the rumours are true.

Well that was one was to fucking meet you 8/10 for effort mate

Actually my dad is pretty "rare", not in the feminine thing but I think he's kinda furry. He even bought wolf ears and he wears them sometimes. It's embarrasing.

They are not, I'm from Philippines after all, right?

>He even bought wolf ears and he wears them sometimes

Go on...

lmaooo

You could be a wrinkly British sex tourist for all I know.

Thank god my dad's such big fucking fatass he'd never pull that off.

Maybe he just thinks is funny. But because of internet I can't stop thinking there is something more deep.

Why are most trannies like 6'5?

To make it even stranger, they were 6 inch heals which makes them even taller. Like giant cross dressing monsters.

I can't be the only one who has noticed it. Being naturally tall seems to be a common trait amongst them.

Thank God my dad ain't white.

"Holy shit, dad, you don't need glasses anymore?!"

... Does your dad "go out for cigarettes" at night a lot? And sometimes come back with bruises..?

Are you my dad?

>Why are most trannies like 6'5?
You probably only notice the huge ones desu.

y-yes

"Hi son, how do I look?"

>they call me Mr. Jaw

tell him that he must first learn to cook properly before i call him mom

>having a white dad
>2016

>having a dad