>come home
>dad calls you
>go to see what he wants
>see dad like this
>"is there a problem,son?"
What do you do/say?
>come home
>dad calls you
>go to see what he wants
>see dad like this
>"is there a problem,son?"
What do you do/say?
I would say this is not Sup Forums.
Sorry Philippines
Sorry Firelands
*cough*
ojciec nie pij już dzisiaj
>laughs in German
So the rumours are true.
Well that was one was to fucking meet you 8/10 for effort mate
Actually my dad is pretty "rare", not in the feminine thing but I think he's kinda furry. He even bought wolf ears and he wears them sometimes. It's embarrasing.
They are not, I'm from Philippines after all, right?
>He even bought wolf ears and he wears them sometimes
Go on...
lmaooo
You could be a wrinkly British sex tourist for all I know.
Thank god my dad's such big fucking fatass he'd never pull that off.
Maybe he just thinks is funny. But because of internet I can't stop thinking there is something more deep.
Why are most trannies like 6'5?
To make it even stranger, they were 6 inch heals which makes them even taller. Like giant cross dressing monsters.
I can't be the only one who has noticed it. Being naturally tall seems to be a common trait amongst them.
Thank God my dad ain't white.
"Holy shit, dad, you don't need glasses anymore?!"
... Does your dad "go out for cigarettes" at night a lot? And sometimes come back with bruises..?
Are you my dad?
>Why are most trannies like 6'5?
You probably only notice the huge ones desu.
y-yes
"Hi son, how do I look?"
>they call me Mr. Jaw
tell him that he must first learn to cook properly before i call him mom
>having a white dad
>2016
>having a dad