/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
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>Chink Shit Infographic v2.0 "Still Unfinished Edition"
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user showcases the butterfly knives he got off DHgate posts webm • Vernee unveils two new phones with huge batteries, shame about the MTK • user received the Xiaomi Mi Notebook • user receives a new soundcard that's making weird sounds • user has two of his Ganzos briefly confiscated by customs and is asked to provide proof of purchase and VAT charges • user's new Zuk Z2 came, posts pictures taken with its camera • user reviews the Mi Max • Seller sends user the wrong colour phone case • user regrets purchasing a Redmi 3 • user has toy motors arrive • user posts picutres of a NOMOS and Rodina watch • user has his $1 nato strap arrive

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ebay.co.uk/itm/Worlde-EasyControl-9-Mini-USB-9-Slim-Line-Control-MIDI-Controller-for-Win7-8II5/401053900360?_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109&_trkparms=aid=2220072&algo=SIC.MBE&ao=1&asc=41415&meid=1702bc41e30748178de3c4f7fd4236f5&pid=100010&rk=1&rkt=4&sd=222429100714
pt.aliexpress.com/item/Intel-Pentium-Processor-G4560-LGA-1151-land-FC-LGA-14-nanometers-Dual-Core-100-working-properly/32792141909.html?spm=2114.02010208.3.2.Bsln6q&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_6_10000560_10000073_10000561_10000074_10000175_10000507_10000401_10000505_10000068_10000063_10099_10000156_10096_10000569_10000097_10000094_10000090_10000091_10000147_10000144_10084_10000150_10083_10080_10000153_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10000535_10114_10000534_10000089_10000086_10000083_10000135_10000080_10078_10079_10073_10000140_10070_10122_10123_10126_10124_10000546_10065_10068_10000132_10000033_10000030_10000126_10000026_10000129_10000023_10000123_432_10060_10062_10056_10055_10054_302_10059_10000120_10000020_10000117_10000013_10103_10102_10000114_10000016_10000111_10052_10053_10050_10107_10051_10106_10000621_10000384_10000101_10000100_10000579_10000104_10000045_10000578_10000108_10000612_10000613_10000390_10000042_10000592_10000039_10000587_10000036_10000389_10000187,searchweb201603_2,afswitch_1,ppcSwitch_5,single_sort_3_total_tranpro_desc&btsid=0fce564a-6a84-48b5-898a-a756e61fe34e&algo_expid=4c70e88a-a28d-4822-bda7-9635dac881ca-0&algo_pvid=4c70e88a-a28d-4822-bda7-9635dac881ca
gearbest.com/cables-connectors/pp_361524.html
youtube.com/watch?v=m9xYEs7xcjk
aliexpress.com/item/SMT-18-Grade-Methanol-Engine-For-Fuel-Oil-Nitro-RC-Helicopter-For-RC-Toys-Models/32748116786.html
gearbest.com/video-game/pp_257790.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Why the trip though?

Salty autists are tastier than the regular kind.

Why is RegularOP salty?

yeah, I just read about your needs I really wonder why there aren't many alternatives for these kind of things...

>>nanopi neoair
>$20
wtf

Still waiting for my TADA68.
It has been 'departed from transferring country' since 22nd :(

post ali sluts

All the top tier ones are Russians.

They must have a super model factory running there.

New comfy tech reviews video when

why exactly is there a $6 SK68 clone on the randomizer lads?
come the fuck on

Any of you know where I can buy a Sanrenmu 704?

It's an old model and I can't find it anywhere.

What is the difference between the Yeelight and the Yeelight Blue II? the latter isn't listed on Xiaomi or Yeelight's website, its somewhat concerning.

Pic related it's the Blue II

you can't find it anywhere because it's no longer made, you can still get it on ebay for like $17 though.

Yeah, but only the black version, I can't find the one I posted anywhere.

Fucking chinks.

I'm thinking of buying this thing for £30. I'm not sure what it does, but I like the aesthetics of all the switches and knobs. What does it actually do? ebay.co.uk/itm/Worlde-EasyControl-9-Mini-USB-9-Slim-Line-Control-MIDI-Controller-for-Win7-8II5/401053900360?_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109&_trkparms=aid=2220072&algo=SIC.MBE&ao=1&asc=41415&meid=1702bc41e30748178de3c4f7fd4236f5&pid=100010&rk=1&rkt=4&sd=222429100714

Have any of you ever bought a CPU from a chink site?

G4560 is not avaiable in my country and I found this

pt.aliexpress.com/item/Intel-Pentium-Processor-G4560-LGA-1151-land-FC-LGA-14-nanometers-Dual-Core-100-working-properly/32792141909.html?spm=2114.02010208.3.2.Bsln6q&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_6_10000560_10000073_10000561_10000074_10000175_10000507_10000401_10000505_10000068_10000063_10099_10000156_10096_10000569_10000097_10000094_10000090_10000091_10000147_10000144_10084_10000150_10083_10080_10000153_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10000535_10114_10000534_10000089_10000086_10000083_10000135_10000080_10078_10079_10073_10000140_10070_10122_10123_10126_10124_10000546_10065_10068_10000132_10000033_10000030_10000126_10000026_10000129_10000023_10000123_432_10060_10062_10056_10055_10054_302_10059_10000120_10000020_10000117_10000013_10103_10102_10000114_10000016_10000111_10052_10053_10050_10107_10051_10106_10000621_10000384_10000101_10000100_10000579_10000104_10000045_10000578_10000108_10000612_10000613_10000390_10000042_10000592_10000039_10000587_10000036_10000389_10000187,searchweb201603_2,afswitch_1,ppcSwitch_5,single_sort_3_total_tranpro_desc&btsid=0fce564a-6a84-48b5-898a-a756e61fe34e&algo_expid=4c70e88a-a28d-4822-bda7-9635dac881ca-0&algo_pvid=4c70e88a-a28d-4822-bda7-9635dac881ca

But I'm afraid they will damage it in the shipping

quick question: on aliexpress do you wait until after the "Your order will be closed in" thing runs out to open a dispute for not receiving the item?

.. It's a MIDI controller..

Bought a 2500k and two c2d e6300 used on aliexpress without any problems..
However the G4560 is a much more recent cpu, so I don't really know if you better buy it somewhere else.

...

How much did you pay for the i5?

?? whats that

>buy an adapter 2 weeks ago
>4 days later the seller still haven't sent my product so i contact him to ask why
>he says he doesn't have the product but it will arrive in 5 days and ask me if I can extend his time
>before i have the time to answer he changes the status of my product to "sent"
>5 days latter the shipping information finally arrives but he used "seller's shipping method" without tracking instead of the standard shipping that i paid $4 for
Am I getting chinked?

You have to open dispute before the time runs out.

controls midis mate

like 90$ one year ago. You could find it cheaper on Ebay for instance, but I also wanted a motherboard, and the chink used motherboard are really competitive, so I bought one mobo (P8P67d-LE) and those three cpus (the c2ds were just to open them, see what's inside a cpu) through aliexpress. No problems whatsoever..

Yes I bought a 2720QM on Ali for my Thinkpad T420.

it just werks

Anyone knows if there's a good/decent webcam? The Logitech ones are good but those are too expensive in my opinion

>You have to open dispute before the time runs out.
that's unintuitive

MIDI is a method of controlling software based instruments or storing musical notes in a file without having any sound attached to it.

If you have a software instrument, lets say a software piano, MIDI is how you get it to play. It's usually used on Keyboards (that look like piano keys) but can be used to control just about any parameter in digital audio. its very versatile.

If you have a .mid file with some notes in, lets say a MIDI version of Beethoven's Fifth, you could play it through a software piano, guitar, synthesizer, whatever and they would all play the notes just on different instruments.

This arrived like a month back but I lost it due to its size. Now that I found it again:
>Got it for €0.60
>compact and useful
>didn't burn my phone
>works as intended
>will not work with hard drives that need to be powered
Link: gearbest.com/cables-connectors/pp_361524.html

youtube.com/watch?v=m9xYEs7xcjk

>You have to open dispute before the time runs out.
even if it hasn't been 60 days yet?

Yes, I suggest that you wait a day/few hours before the time runs out to open a dispute.

My dad needs a computer or something just for web browsing and viewing photos from his phone camera and external HDD.
I thought about getting a Raspberry Pi 3, is there any other option that's better or cheaper and can do the same easily?

You can also ask the seller to extend the time if you want.

Orange pi

Diff user but I've only got 8 hours left, should I do it? Might forget about it too
Seller brushed off my request or forgot to extend it

Can anyone recommend me a good bluetooth controller for muh emulation?

Special attention to the analog precision, as it seems to be the biggest issue with these cheapo controllers. It's almost 0 or 1 with a huge dead zone.

Everyone have experience with the xiaomi one?

Does Orange Pi comes with a Linux-based OS or something out of the box already or i gotta install it for my dad too?
I was looking at the Orange Pi Zero and maybe i'm looking wrong but does it even have a HDMI/DVI/anything port?

If that is the case that you should go ahead.

get him a tablet

It comes with an OS but it's utter shit, install armbian based on Debian.

The Zero is what I bought for my purpose but it's very minimal and only manage it via SSH, The Orange pi One has an HDMI port.

There are also expansion boards for these things.

He has an iPad and that's precisely the reason why he wants a computer, you can't do jack shit on the iPad properly. Not even transfer photos to the iPad without a hassle.

get him an android tablet

Alright gonna do it now, thanks bro

honestly, I feel like gearbest is getting really expensive, and these small little things are too expensive for what they really are, a piece of plastic + a few cables + a very tiny silicon board

The Orange Pi One looks good, how do you install another system on those things? Just dropping an image on the microsd or what?
already considered but it's more expensive then the 40$ max i wanna spend and for the price of a tablet i can get a shit tier used craptop

>€0.60
>really expensive
nigger you must be starving right now

Any recommendations for

This was one of my first chink orders so I was kinda testing how fast chink shit arrive. It was indeed not worth my €0.60. I've leaned towards buying from Ali sellers since it takes roughly the same for products to arrive to my country.

expensive. I bought some shit for $8 less than a year ago, they are now selling it at *at least* $10, so that's a 25% price increase... that's a lot of profit for a tiny piece of electronics

btw, "expensive"/"cheap" are relative terms, just like "poverty"/"wealth".

Yes you just flash the image on a microsd, armbian.com has the setup instructions but it's very easy.

I think it's more because the uggos don't post pictures of themselves

>CPUs are just a bunch of metals and silicon
>over $400

>tfw no chinkshit delivery because it's sunday

i know this feel

waiting on my huion tablet

>a USB to micro-USB converter has a CPU
tard

8bitdo, GameSir and Xiaomi are the recommended makes for game controllers

>when the buyer feedback makes the seller horny

Which one do you thinks has the best analogs? Which is the biggest?

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I have the 8bitdo FC30 and the GameSir G3V, both have great analog sticks. The G3V/G3S have lights on the buttonss, shoulder buttons are more or less like the PS4 ones and are actually analog. I find the GameSir more comfortable to hold but the FC30 is more portable.

why would you buy gamesir controller when you can get PS4 controller cheaper than gamesir?

Does anyone else's AliExpress keep putting them on the wrong language constantly? It keeps giving me German pages every 5 minutes, I can't read German man.

Which model did you order, user?

change language

R8 my last orders

Thanks man. I'll check them out.

You wouldn't happen to have any experience with wii u pro cont. knock offs, would you? They are piss cheap.

Show me where to get a Dualshock 4 for under 20€

kys degenerate

please be in Graz

I see in ali all gamesir gamepad is $50

in my country I can get PS4 gamepad for $35

I want some small engine to mess around with and got this, but i rather have one that runs on gasoline and is not more than this price
aliexpress.com/item/SMT-18-Grade-Methanol-Engine-For-Fuel-Oil-Nitro-RC-Helicopter-For-RC-Toys-Models/32748116786.html

Tranny please kys
Degenerate

TRANNIES LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's $24 now but it's been on sale for under $20 before
gearbest.com/video-game/pp_257790.html

maybe it's a grill fuckers

tits or gtfo

I need:
- desk toys
- plants or pots for plants
- some gimmicky thing that will improve my desk
- something cheap and fun

recommendations pls?

>maybe it's a grill
I don't even know where to begin

>something cheap and fun
your mom

>girls
>ever
>entering
>/csg/

Too lazy to post links but here's neat stuff to search on aliexpress

Newton Cradle
Drinking bird
Hourglass
Kinetic art
Flip clock
Perpetual motion
Desk ornament

my dad pay $200k to buy my mom...

thats not cheap

>maybe it's a grill fuckers
could be for his gf also

Bough two xeons (E5440 and X5260), roughtly on par with the haswell gens.

Both came very well packed (bubble envelope+styrofoam paper+plastic case). I even got a free thermal paste. So don't worry too much, you'll be fine.

God bless the used server market.

Is your mom an import bride?

>/csg/ents
>ever
>having
>a
>gf

Thanks

yes she from russia

link please?

>X5260
that thing hot AF.... keep me warm during winter

Sometimes /cgl/ 3dpd grills visit /csg/ and it is never a pleasant visit

Well, it's 4 bucks shipped for i3 sandy bridge performance.

Can't complain.

>/cgl/
what is this /cgl/ you speak of?
there is no such general on this board.

That's pretty neat user. Do you need anything else to run this bad boy?

maybe because its a whole other board based retard, /cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

oh X5260 I thought X5460...

When I got in to the RC plane thing all RC engines I found wanted nitromethane fuel. I'm wonder if that's really a methanol engine and not a nitromethane engine that got lost in translation. I never saw a gasoline engine and I'm not sure why nitromethane was the preferred fuel. If you can find a RC hobby shop you'll never have problems getting nitromethane. A gallon will last a long time anyway.

Yes, i've considered this one as well, but then:
>120w
Kind of defeats the purpose of an ultra budget build for my torrent box if i have to shell out more bucks for additional cooling.

Has the chinkshit generator gone too far?