>your cunt
>have you ever jizzed on a girl's face
>how did she react?
Your cunt
no never :^(
no never :^)
no never :^(
yes, she called a son of a bitch and I laughed
Are all English people so weird?
I'm Welsh-Italian
yes. it's funny when you accidentally get them in the eye desu. I've got a film somewhere (filmed on a potato) of me jizzing on an ex-ex gfs face. no idea what computer or memory it is on though :((
All day. Every day.
yes she was angry at first but then took selfies of her jizzy face
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i dont have them :(
First time I do this I did the Rafikki
Jizzed in her face, take a dip with my thumb, put it across her forhead and said: SIMBA
we laught for a long time
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No
I wouldn't know
Sounds autistic but could be fun desu.
Czech women are whores, you should be able to do this.
If u both know the lion king to get the reference it's great. To laugh with someone while doing 'it' and the go on is great.
w-what is a girl?
the person who cooks your pasta
Yes
She didn't really. Didn't enjoy it but didn't visibly dislike it either
yes, some black junkie prostitute.
she was a little bit anxious because some of the jizz went up to their hair.
I held her head in place and dropped it in her hair, forehead and eyes and she sort of cringed and made a "ewww" sound then ran to the bathroom
another time I was fucking her up the arse and she lost control of her bowels and as I pulled out a projectile of orange semi-liquid shit squirted from her cornhole onto my groin and the bed
she was from Italy, avoid them they are dirty
I didn't know they could afford televisions in Europe. I learn something new everyday
She almost woke up.
The Radiation from Chernobyl gave us the abbility to see your TV radiation with our feets
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Two of the least funny jokes I've seen all month
Look into the mirror.
kek
no, never m8
kek
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flag, yes, but it's personal, I dont want to share
tell us we're all friends here
Don't you worry. Tell us your story.
kek
no i'm a 25 yo kissless friendless autistic virgin ugly fat non white neet going to study a shitty career next year
>Poland
>implying
>implying
Straya.
Yes.
>just do it in my mouth next time, that shit got in my hair.
>jizzing on girl's face
Why would you waste your precious DNA like that?
>flag
>yes
>she laughed.
Burgerland
No, but I have jizzed on her body and her hair. She was pretty cool about it despite me not warning her. The hair was a complete accident though.