Your cunt

>your cunt
>have you ever jizzed on a girl's face
>how did she react?

no never :^(

no never :^)

no never :^(

yes, she called a son of a bitch and I laughed

Are all English people so weird?

I'm Welsh-Italian

yes. it's funny when you accidentally get them in the eye desu. I've got a film somewhere (filmed on a potato) of me jizzing on an ex-ex gfs face. no idea what computer or memory it is on though :((

All day. Every day.

yes she was angry at first but then took selfies of her jizzy face

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i dont have them :(

First time I do this I did the Rafikki
Jizzed in her face, take a dip with my thumb, put it across her forhead and said: SIMBA
we laught for a long time

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No
I wouldn't know

Sounds autistic but could be fun desu.

Czech women are whores, you should be able to do this.

If u both know the lion king to get the reference it's great. To laugh with someone while doing 'it' and the go on is great.

w-what is a girl?

the person who cooks your pasta

Yes

She didn't really. Didn't enjoy it but didn't visibly dislike it either

yes, some black junkie prostitute.

she was a little bit anxious because some of the jizz went up to their hair.

I held her head in place and dropped it in her hair, forehead and eyes and she sort of cringed and made a "ewww" sound then ran to the bathroom

another time I was fucking her up the arse and she lost control of her bowels and as I pulled out a projectile of orange semi-liquid shit squirted from her cornhole onto my groin and the bed

she was from Italy, avoid them they are dirty

I didn't know they could afford televisions in Europe. I learn something new everyday

She almost woke up.

The Radiation from Chernobyl gave us the abbility to see your TV radiation with our feets

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Two of the least funny jokes I've seen all month

Look into the mirror.

kek

no, never m8

kek

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flag, yes, but it's personal, I dont want to share

tell us we're all friends here

Don't you worry. Tell us your story.

kek

no i'm a 25 yo kissless friendless autistic virgin ugly fat non white neet going to study a shitty career next year

>Poland
>implying
>implying

Straya.
Yes.

>just do it in my mouth next time, that shit got in my hair.

>jizzing on girl's face

Why would you waste your precious DNA like that?

>flag
>yes
>she laughed.

Burgerland

No, but I have jizzed on her body and her hair. She was pretty cool about it despite me not warning her. The hair was a complete accident though.