Sell me this pen
Sell me this pen
This pan was in Natalia Portmanová vagina
MUWAAAAH the French pens...have always been celebrated for their excellence
It costs 30 cents
OK, it will be 30 reais.
ok *cums*
Buy this pen or I'll shoot you
That would be irresponsible of me. I don't want to be held accountable for drowning you and your people in pen ink
Can I borrow your pen
it comes with a gf
put it up your butt XD
That pen is the same as any pen you can get but its the only own in this room. How are you going to write anything without a pen?
Uh, I only sell to people who have a pen license.
I don't have to sell you because this pen sells itself.
Look st this pen, you fucking disgusting dutch pig. Imagine all the magnificent things you could write with it.
you can't have it
UK: Can I see your ID?
no, it's mine and you can't have it
If you don't buy this pen, you are literally a cuck and your country will be blacked
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I killed the president of Urugay with a dessert fork once. But with this pen, I could go all the way up to killing the president of Brazil, it's so sturdy and sleek!
it's strange thinking of Temer as president now. I kinda miss her
Sold
Sold
Unsold
Unsold
Weirdo
I shoot you first
Laugh and buy
No. Unsold
Sold
No. Unsold
I don't need to right now. Unsold
Sold in Britain