>One chance at life
>Born in cartel land
>mfw
>One chance at life
>Born in cartel land
>mfw
>only one shot at life
>born a russian in siberia
>one chance at life
>born in fat chick land
Just jump that fence already, aye-migou!
>one chance in life
>get shot
come on man, could it be much worse (born in pajeet land)
>one chance at life
>born in australia
FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
at least you are not mexican....
ahahahahahhahahah
At least you'll always have state sanctioned shitposting.
Australia's a great country, you could've really lost the lottery and have been born in New Zealand
[spoiler]I was actually born in new zealand but left BIGGEST FUCKING MISTAKE OF MY LIFE I WANT TO GO BACK REEEE ;_; I MISS AUCKLAND REEEE[/spoiler]
Hey that's funny, I was born in Australia but came to New Zealand because of my mother. Wanna trade places?
>one chance at life
>born in germany
KILL ME
t. Ahmed Abboud
please bro I miss New Zealand I miss jandals I miss bro town I miss walking away from Samoans on the street I miss rugby I miss pulp sport
>only one shot at life
>born in the land of the free and the home of the brave
>Land of the free
>Home of the largest prison population
Pick one
>one shot at life
>born in the US of A, greatest nation on earth
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE, BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT
That video was a ""white"" Argentinian.
Mexicans say "esse"
>majority of prisoners are niggers or spics
truly FREE
>tfw missed being born in cartel land by one immigration
Feels good
Look, either get on the team or put on a dress and fuck off to France with all the rest of the pussies.
>earth
You forgot the Moon, Mars, and Pluto.
CHI
God bless America ;_;7
LE
CA
>1 shot at life
>not born in rhodesia
end it
>one chance at life
>born in South Brazil
>one chance in life
>have deformation
>be awkward
>be peruANO
>be stupid
>move to canada
I want to die this place is a fucking joke everyone is a manchild and will never love me and you have to be smart i am not smart i will never be smart and i am tired of being poor.
That will be imposibiru if Trump wins
>chileca
>tfw not Mexican