I honestly believe I was born in the greatest country on earth

I honestly believe I was born in the greatest country on earth.

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G'day mate

fuck off we're full

5星他媽的

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Unless you're an Abo or blog an, then you're poor as fuck

Thank you poland I hope we have mutual respect thank you so much!

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>259x194
>Ausslows

> country
> Given that Australia belongs to UK by his queen

>he'll never drive 40 minutes to the nearest beach will all his friends
>he'll never have an afternoon barbecue on the beach with all his mates around
>he'll never back up his mate in a great australian brawl
>he'll never finish work and just go get absolutely fucking wasted with all his mates

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>ywn be austrailian

You probably rigth senpai. But why do you have giant fucking insects?

When did you move to Austrailia then?

Never I was born there.

>beach
>barbecue
>brawl
>alcohol

you can do that literally anywhere with a beach

not in france because you're all cowards.

of course m8
forgot about that

except non-pacific beaches are garbage

I do literally all of these things besides the third one

also it's only a 10 minute drive to the beach for me

(I'm a leaf in burgerland)

I believe I was born in the best country, province and city on earth. Edmonton, Alberta :3

nah
our west coast is full of beaches with nice big waves and shit

You forgot
>Get melanoma
>It spreads
>Die

>Alberta
Essentially Northern Texas?

>American """""""""""""""beaches"""""""""""""""

Seriously though, abo camps are literally third world tier. How is half the shit they do fucking legal.

Aw fuck of course

Whatever you say cletus

You're salty like the sea
Is that because of your tea ?
One advice, my little aussie
Eat shit and puke it on yo mommie

I kinda cringed but come to think of it the coward meme isn't any better

>Michigan
>Beach
The east coast has plenty of shitty shorelines to choose from and you pick a fucking lake.

you ever heard of pine ridge? Pretty much the same here

please don't do that ever again

Stop this meme. We're more like Minesota than Texas. I fucking hate the "Alberta is the Texas of Canada" meme. It makes me feel dirty.

I met someone from the navajo nation and he said they walk around with shotguns and blow the heads off of dogs

...

I've been to pine ridge and I can tell you, it's worse in abo camps, just barely, but still.

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FUKN VB YA CUNT

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We all believe that mate.

>Oi there white cunt! Welcome to Australia!

>drive 40 minutes to the nearest beach

so you literally live in a mountain with your monkey mates

You weren't.

you're probably from sydney or melbourne

> Japanese
> Unaware there are actual monkeys that are native to Japan

Baka senpai

Just when you thought the Australian shitposting couldn't get better.

desu I could do all of those in my province.

Tons of Aussies up here so even the brawl.

GIVE PETROL U WHITE CUNT!

I really wanna have a couple of brews with some aussies. I heard you guys have the best bantz when getting plastered.

Canadians and Brits are funny as all hell when drinking with them.

There's being proud, and then there's arrogance, no one care mate

>you will never have the British flag on your flag with ninja stars on it

kill yourself

Be careful, to you it would probably just seem like they're being dicks to you.

>tfw you will never have British cuck stamp

I don't. I know it.

Fucking teepee niggers

lel

i used to believe this.

is it true that cockatoos are like pigeons in Australia?

Only the first one of those things are actually good.

People who like to take part in the other three things need to be removed from our society via lethal injection.

>hang around in gangs
>attack you if you get too close
>shit all over the streets and on your car
a bit closer to niggers

no but they're pretty common depending on where you live, dumpster birds are more common

I love cockatoos, they're not like niggers. I'm actualy really jealous, I'd love to have wild parrots instead of boring old crows and seagulls

They look nice but they make a terrible sound.

Speaking of parrots, I've seen like 5 different kinds in my area. My favourite is the one with the red belly. Whatever that is.

but its just an artificial country
no such thing as australian nation, culture etc
its rich with a silly climate and things that can kill you
are you a jew?

Australia is in its culture a European country basically, with heavy Anglo influence

>My favourite is the one with the red belly. Whatever that is.
you mean this one?

Do you mean Rosellas? Rosellas are nice.

Artificial nation yes, all countries are artificial tho, except maaaaaybe a few autistic ones like Japan.

And we have a very distinct culture. How many english-speaking countries use the word 'cunt' even remotely as casually as we do? It's exaggerated on the internet a lot but you do hear it a fair bit here. Also our history was fairly interesting until maybe around post-WW2. Not much has gone down since then worth mentioning.

Yup, I meant this one but I forgot about this one Very rare, but really cool.

Australia is an interesting place because you have a very distinct landscape, animals and culture. Sadly I'll probably never get to visit because 1. it's too far away 2. it's very expensive 3. I can't stand heat and 4. I'm kinda scared I'll get bit my something poisonus

same

Is Australia that expensive? Aside from travel I don't see how it would be too bad. And the heat and poison are 90% memes. I'll admit I found a brown snake in my garage last year though.

Tasmania is not hot and the only poisonous things are the tiger snake and the allure of incest. Still expensive and far away.

To Europeans it is, Australia is a really expensive country to get to and to live in once you are there. For example, the idea that you pay up 6-7 euro's for a pint of beer is ridiculous.

>heat is a meme
don't you have holes in the ozon layer? and uninhabitable deserts and forests that catches fire constantly? I can barely handle Scandinavian summers so...

It's ridiculous to the people who live here

>I can barely handle Scandinavian summers so...
yeah you shouldn't come in our summer then. Winter is fine. Average 18-21 C during the day

kek

Yeah it is.

Couldn't imagine living anywhere else in the world :)

>all countries are artificial tho

whatever you say bruce chang
using a curse word is culture now?

>21 C during winter

the relaxed attitude to using cursewords is part of their culture, yes.

what does Hungarian culture have anyway, besides moustaches and gulash-soup?

>uninhabitable deserts
Yes, but most of us don't inhabit them so it's not a problem. And the fires are bad but mostly manageable.

21 C feels fairly cool to me, I can't imagine what snow must be like.

>hungarians
>culture

...

I want to be born in cozy lands of Canada...

>Australia
>Country

>it's a can't sleep because there's 30 gallahs, 10 cocktoos, a bunch of miner birds and a couple of kookaburras all making a fuckload of noise at 5am episode

Nah. Fuck those cunts. Also fuck ibis' because they're just the worst.

what the hell is your problem with ibises

All these self hating aussies in this thread fucking kill yourselves cunts you're only miserable because you're from melbourne or sydney.

Who gives a fuck they're subhuman

not taking nigger dicks up our asses for starters sven

I'm miserable cause it costs me full day worth of food for a pack of smokes.

There is nothing to do here besides drink and smoke.

don't knock it till you try it

>at 5am
Where do you live where the birds act like such assholes? Also kookaburras deserve more attention on Sup Forums. They should be our mascot, their call is like irl shitposting.

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Are the other parts of the country really much better? I'm miserable but I don't really see how being somewhere different would help.

Just face facts cunt you'd be having just as shitty a time if you lived somewhere else cause the problem is really you

I was quite happy when I went to SEA where the smokes were only $2 a pack.

>muh ciggies!!
You could have just told me I was talking to a retard

>be in adelaide
>antisocial

Go back to fucking China.