No Vocaroo thread?

Come on everyone, lets hear those beautiful voices of yours!

Just go to vocaroo.com and start recording, then save when you're done and share the link here! Easy!

Here's some English to get you all started:
"TRUE! --nervous --very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am mad? The disease had sharpened my senses --not destroyed --not dulled them. Above all was the sense of hearing acute. I heard all things in the heaven and in the earth. I heard many things in hell. How, then, am I mad? Hearken! and observe how healthily --how calmly I can tell you the whole story.

It is impossible to say how first the idea entered my brain; but once conceived, it haunted me day and night. Object there was none. Passion there was none. I loved the old man. He had never wronged me. He had never given me insult. For his gold I had no desire. I think it was his eye! yes, it was this! He had the eye of a vulture --a pale blue eye, with a film over it. Whenever it fell upon me, my blood ran cold; and so by degrees --very gradually --I made up my mind to take the life of the old man, and thus rid myself of the eye forever."

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s0uQZaVhbNpM
vocaroo.com/i/s10yNF0ox6p0
vocaroo.com/i/s0dNpFukEmXi
vocaroo.com/i/s0rfqyh1uRHV
vocaroo.com/i/s02Oe7Ztqxve
vocaroo.com/i/s0DQnv68YwX5
vocaroo.com/i/s1VKzdQKodqI
vocaroo.com/i/s0iKWwNpCZWx
youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
musixmatch.com/lyrics/Dave-Rodgers/Deja-Vu
vocaroo.com/i/s0L5LQEIOorm
vocaroo.com/i/s1ljlfnYf0Dk
vocaroo.com/i/s1YuIUNbIAJn
youtube.com/watch?v=MmZexg8sxyk
youtube.com/watch?v=cB7IAXrCkO8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

fuck off

What's wrong?

Come on, the other threads were loads of fun!
I'll take some requests, if that'll help get people in on this.

I think something happened.
Haven't seen babs in a while.

I must've missed it, whatever it was.
I just noticed I suddenly stopped seeing them, but I figured I just had poor timing.

Babs is the guy who usually makes these threads. Haven't heard of him in a while.
Pretty sad desu

I see, that's a shame.
Hope he's alright, these threads were great.

Yeah...
Can I ask you something?
Are you the danish guy who lurks on /cb/?

Nah, I usually lurk on Sup Forums.
Why d'ya ask?

Oh, nothing. There is a danish boy that jumps between cripplechan's /cuteboys/ and Sup Forums's Sup Forums, and he is super cute. I'd like to talk to him a bit.

Why are these threads always made late at night, were i can never participate cause I'll wake people up.

I don't know, man.
But hey, you could try creating them yourself!

It's almost 6AM over here, not too long til people leave for work/school/whatever. Stick around, thread'll probably still be up by then.

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm up for talking if you'll settle for me. I still have more than two weeks to waste before my exams.
I've had people tell me I'm cute before.
I mean, I disagree with them, but that's what they told me.

Oh, you didn't disappoint at all :3

Good to know, thanks.
What did you want to talk about?

I'm not really sure...
I guess I was just curious about how he found /cuteboys/

Well, I can't help you there, as I've never been there before.
What even is it? Is it a board for sharing pictures of cute boys, similar to /c/?

Not really. It's a board for twinks where they can be silly, but in a funny and cute manner.
They can also find partners and so on.

4:42AM here, will try to, don't really know why I'm not feeling tired desu

Ah, I getcha. I know a guy from my university that would probably fit in perfectly on there.

In my case it's because I got out of bed at 7PM 'cause my sleep cycle has been completely wrecked recently.

12:43AM here
Timezones are weird!

C-cute!
Also, how often do you come to these vocaroo threads?

vocaroo.com/i/s0uQZaVhbNpM

Trying to guess the proper "intonation" in english sentences is always fun.
Please be clement, i still have to sleep my couple hours.

I usually just check once a day by searching for "vo" in the catalog, then I read whatever's in the OP and try to take requests.
So far I've had nothing but positive responses, but I only started doing this about a month or two ago when my friend basically invited me on here.
What about you?

I found the vocaroo thread maybe a month ago or so.
Became friends with some folks here.
It was pretty cool!

Pretty good. I'm kinda jealous of how deep your voice is.
There were a few words you were kinda wonky with, but generally speaking, that wasn't half bad. Nice going.

>vocaroo.com/i/s0uQZaVhbNpM
You would be a pretty good narrator

>how deep your voice is.
C-can I hear yours?

Yeah, Sup Forums was surprisingly nice compared to the other boards I frequent. Especially compared to Sup Forums, people on there are straight up venomous.

Yeah, sure, gimme a minute, I'll read through the OP text as well.

Thanks a lot

>Sup Forums was surprisingly nice compared to the other boards I frequent
So much this! I love this board and I love the people here.
I'm not exagerating when I say that this board has helped me get my life back on track.
Big hug to everyone from Sup Forums

vocaroo.com/i/s10yNF0ox6p0
Here you go, you'll have to excuse the constant inhaling. My mic is surprisingly good at picking those up.

Ohh, that's a lovely voice!
And your pronunciation is on point.
May I ask how old are you?

Why, thank you very much!
I'm 19 years old, 20 in September.

Awwnn *-*
I'm 20 :3

Cool. Got any requests?

That goes for everyone, of course.
Any language, just don't it to sound good if it's anything other than English, Danish, or Spanish.

>Spanish
Alrighty! Cuban anthem (singing is optional):

¡Al combate, corred, Bayameses!,
Que la patria os contempla orgullosa;
No temáis una muerte gloriosa,
Que morir por la patria es vivir.

Also, beautiful digits!

Oh, I didn't even notice!
Gonna go with just talking, though.
vocaroo.com/i/s0dNpFukEmXi

vocaroo.com/i/s0rfqyh1uRHV
This is me

You're pretty good.

Thank you, mister!

No problem.
I though Portuguese was official language of Brazil, though? How'd you learn Spanish? Did you study it?

>I though Portuguese was official language of Brazil
It is.

>How'd you learn Spanish? Did you study it?
Well, I had spanish classes in school.
I don't like spanish very much, but since it is so similar to portuguese, it's almost automatic, you know? Perhaps a good comparison would be Danish and Swedish.

Ah, I getcha. That makes sense. Once you speak Danish, you also automatically speak Norwegian and Swedish, and vice versa. It's pretty neat.

Yeah!
But I heard that danish is a little bit harder because of your accent/pronunciation.
Is there any truth to that?

Looks like we're the only ones here.
It's almost 2am here

Sounds about right.
Swedish and Norwegian sound a bit more... Melodic? There aren't quite as many hard sounds, I think. I 'unno, it's hard to explain.
And yeah, seems like it.

Do you wanna try a bit of portuguese?
This is a segment from a song I enjoy a lot:

"Há soldados armados
Amados ou não
Quase todos perdidos
De armas na mão
Nos quartéis lhes ensinam
Uma antiga lição
De morrer pela pátria
E viver sem razão"

Nah,I'm lurkin.

Hahaha, I'm glad you're here :3
Are you sure you don't wanna try something?
Maybe you can whisper for us? Like ASMR? :P

vocaroo.com/i/s02Oe7Ztqxve
Might as well give it a whirl.

It was pretty good. The C with the little benis hanging "Ç" is pronounced as "S"

vocaroo.com/i/s0DQnv68YwX5

Here's me reading it.

Ah, I can definitely tell how it's similar to Spanish. Interesting, that might be a useful to language to learn at some point. I'll add it to the list.

By the age of 20, you'll be a polyglot! Keep up

Ehehe, I'm nowhere near that impressive, I'm afraid. I just barely speak Spanish as is. I'm sure knowing languages is pretty common in the line of business I'm headed. (Translation/Localization)
Are you a student somewhere?

Nah... I'm currently a NEET. Haven't finished highschool. But I will.

Ah, I see. Well, best of luck to ya'!
A friend of mine recently dropped out of uni because he didn't like what he was being taught, so he's currently job hunting.

>Ah, I see. Well, best of luck to ya'!
Thanks, man!

>A friend of mine recently dropped out of uni
Oh... What course?

Theology, he was aiming to become a priest, if I recall correctly, but changed his mind halfway through.

ohhh...
he doesn't want to take another course?

He might, but he hasn't decided on which one to take yet.

I wish him the best! And you too!

Thank mate, appreciate it!
And likewise!

>its a forest nigger and russian spy trying to flirt episode

Are these two going to get married or what?

most likely

dudu's a literal fat faggot, russian spy wants to infiltrate the western society

little did he know that brazil is full of monkeys

>Can't find a girlfriend for the life of me
>Mistaken for being gay no less than three times so far
Fuck.

Where'd the "Russian spy" thing come from, though? I'm genuinely curious, haven't heard that one before.

nice try ivan

БЛЯДЬ!

>Where'd the "Russian spy" thing come from, though?
Katyn, you dirty commie bastard

Иди нaхyй пидop.

But I'm more of a socialist, though.

I have no idea what that means and Google Translate didn't help.

i said go to hui faggot

Oh ok, cool.

vocaroo.com/i/s1VKzdQKodqI

vocaroo.com/i/s0iKWwNpCZWx


Taking requests for shit to say in muh manly Aussie accent

Requesting that you read through, or even better, sing, "Deja Vu".

youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

musixmatch.com/lyrics/Dave-Rodgers/Deja-Vu

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past.

vocaroo.com/i/s0L5LQEIOorm

vocaroo.com/i/s1ljlfnYf0Dk

I put in quite a bit of effort into this one

I mean, not in terms of remembering the lyrics (I forgot a few), but in terms of using movie maker to match up the song audio

I call it advanced shitposting

vocaroo.com/i/s1YuIUNbIAJn

It's camp, m8
Like the rest of Metal Gear

Would anybody kindly sing this song?
youtube.com/watch?v=MmZexg8sxyk

F-fuck you!

H-hey!

Did I come off as flirty?
It wasn't my intention!

>"Oh yeah"
This is beautiful, thanks mate.

It's fine, no worries. I'd only be flattered.

I gave it a listen, there's no way in hell I could possibly make my voice anywhere near that high-pitched.
Sorry mate.

How about "Congratulations" Mikkel?
youtube.com/watch?v=cB7IAXrCkO8

Sure, I'll give it a try later today.
No promises on the quality, though.

R'ing a pure blooded aussie to read this pic