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janny stop edition

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leelee

The other thread is on page 9 you fucking runt. Kill yourself.

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I haven't got my janny acceptance email yet.

did a epic meme for the /brit/ lads

Hello

Make sure to check your spam box!

Rude words.

First you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the women.

is he back yet

*breath in*

I've only done coke twice and I fucking loved it, can't wait to get a job so I can afford it on a regular basis.

>saved
:3

>can't wait to get a job so I can afford it on a regular basis.
I hope your salary scales with you tolerance.
Oh wait.

youtube.com/watch?v=4UwEo0zHeOw
comfy song 2bh

maisie

Hi lads

I think that's haram lad..

very good lad

IS SERSHLAD BACK YET

surprised they let that little goblin roam so far from its cage tbqh

Give me a you, I dare you.

what do you think of Romanians?

He told me the second someone starts posting slags he'll return.

no :(

*gives you a (You)*

Who gives a shit, she's a fatty

life advice: never touch a black mans radio

the janitor has banned me

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YOU WERE GOING TO DDOX HIM /BRIT/ YOU ABSOLUTE ARSEHOLES

we wuz emperors and shit pham

>two matches and it's only 2:30am

wow!

Oh you :)

Are you watching the superior Office, lad?

>tfw missed everything over christmas
>tfw got back and he had left and then he blocked me on steam

You mean the Ricky Gervais one?

YOU FUCKERS NEED TO MAKE /BRIT/ GREAT AGAIN AND GET SERSHLAD BACK

that is, essentially, the plan. waiting on my delivery of power any second now

cheers x

it's a cheeky one, i think if i had the money i could quickly end up blowing a lot on it. don't get how celebs n rich people avoid that

nah just a plant + a few chemicals
all allahs creations bruh

Superior, not inferior lad.
I know they're similar and all.

think it's time for bed lids

night x

lets blast each other with life advice

life advice: look through every picture of the girl you love facebook before going to sleep so you dream of her

(just be careful to not like any of her pics)

*tucks you in*

I'm 18, turning 19 soon and I just applied for college after dropping out of sixth form when I was 17 because of muh depression muh anxiety, will the college accept me? Like 100% guaranteed? I'm really nervous that they're going to reject me

If you think the shit Yank version is better you just don't get the humour in the British one.

night x

*shakes sheets off legs because it's too hot*

life advice: if you do this, please don't come to /brit/ and talk about oneitis

th-that's not good advice

But I can't talk about her in real life and I need to vent my feelings

She's so perfect why doesn't she love me like I love her ;_;

So what if they reject you? Always more opportunities out there senpai

just don't use the word oneitis, i'm fine with feels, luvvie x

Give me a reason why /brit/ isn't the most infected, repetitive and dull general...

Not really, I didn't get my A levels, only have my GCSEs. Not many other colleges around here either.

life advice: bully girls by giving them the cold shoulder or outright ignoring them if they slight you in any way. When they try to patch things up, be rude and blunt but in a way that paints them as the bad guy. Do this until around 10 or 11pm then announce that you're going to bed for unspecified reasons. This guarantees she will dream of you.

just wrote a sad lyric lads

i used to know this girl, she was pretty fine
she took my virginity back in 09
but now skip forward 7 years time
i'm here all alone, wishing she was still mine

Because deep down we all love each other.

t. 15 year old on MSN

>you just don't get the humour
Why is this literally the only thing you people can ever come back with?
I understand the humor just fine, but US one is just superior besides possibly Gareth, but that ones a toss-up.
Every single character is more interesting especially Micheal.
>b-but Ricky's character is SUPPOSED to be just a one-dimensional cunt
And Micheal went beyond that.

It's okay to admit we did stuff better sometimes. I mean we are the better empire too.

Flirting with me while I'm at work is literally the cringiest thing a guy can do.

I'm literally being paid to be nice to you and take your order.

Tell me what you want on your sandwich and then gtfo.

t. girl I bullied into dreaming of me

@31
badly fucking triggered
nearly headbutted my laptop

>Micheal

Ha ha opinion discounted fucker.

this is probably a bot isn't it `

life advice:

eat gone off fish to build your immune system

life advice: don't ever hide the existence of films i might like or you'll regret it

do you come with the car?

>be American
>blow up literally trillions of innocent brown people every single second
>world wide appraisal

>be Muslim
>kill a few thousand white people every year or so
>branded as evil terrorists

Wow this world is so racist

good lad
Steve?
You know what I meant.

would be nice to perform oral sex on a woman and also have her perform oral sex upon you in the same sexual session. would also be nice to experience this on a regular basis too.

most women are stupid bitches not worth one second of my time

It follows too many standard sitcom tropes and character archetypes to be that enjoyable desu. They're both not great desu, but the U.S. makes fine background watching. Not a fan of "cringe" humour anyway.

here you go la
imdb.com/title/tt0099871/

t. abdul

69s are a bit shit desu

t. Obama

The British versions of everything are superior to the American versions of everything.

He's saying you misspelled "Michael"

this started when I was the only one to vote that I had seen it in the aussie's strawpoll

life advice: don't play by '''''''the rules''''''

Don't call it the British one, that gives the yank ripoff validity. Just call it The Office.

you started that meme?

nah don't think so

check the archives 6 months ago

>you started that meme?
no

life advice: find a girl, settle down, if you want you can marry (have a method)

They took a gem and turned it into generic Yank trash.

>Not a fan of "cringe" humour anyway.
That's literally Ricky's whole character though.

>It follows too many standard sitcom tropes
Not really.
Name some for me though.

Lads

check the archives 6 months ago anyway

eating the vag is passe, bumhole is where it's at
fuck off turbo normie

life advice: stay up late on Sup Forums to keep me company

rip m8. No AS level grades for you.
Sure GCSE, O-levels i guess.

a technical college it is for you

American office > British office
ngl It's an objective truth

>That's literally Ricky's whole character though.
Yes, hence why I don't particularly like either.

a list will follow

yeah it seems a bit awkward

i more or less meant just doing straight up oral sex on each other one after the other, west texas style

It's already late you bellend

good lad

>"""""""empire""""""""

life advice: lolly pop ladies keep lolly pops in their inside luminous jackets incase kids ever ask for one

tell them your sister is just coming out of school and would like one and they'll usually give you one

>""""""""Country""""""""" 2bh

What?

If I get into college I'll be doing the same course as the other people except I'll be 2 years older than them lmao. I just wanted to know if I could get in at all, I really fucking hope I do I have a lot riding on this.

life advice: commit suicide