Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

>meet cute girl in class I TA for
>she seems keen but have to wait until end of semester to make a move
>never ask her out

somehow convinced myself she'd just say no

be stoic. be MANLY

>people respond to this thread posted every single night

is it just a meme

i miss Sup Forums fuck you dude

>tfw no non-obnoxious weeb gf
There's an asian girl in my class that I just love, even though I've only talked to her once or twice. She's so kind and beautiful.

have u considered asking her out

actually wait are you obese or autistic and do you take regular showers?

I'm not obese, I'm somewhat autistic and I shower at least once a day.

Reminder: OP is a shitposting (as in he posts scat) Haitian in Sweden who has been posting thos thread every day since October of last year

I dunno how this thread always gets replies every single night but my b8 threads sometimes fall on deaf ears.

>showers once a day meme

ding ding ding retard alert

>tfw no bf

Marry me

Tfw bf cheated on me

woa, slow down

*hug*

pls be a girl

No

>tfw I will die alone
>tfw the only person I talk to regularly is my mother
>tfw I'm almost 26

Thanks

I'll have to disappoint you, just like i disappointed my parents on that one

Well

That's still fine with me

What if I am?

>mfw there is this beautiful girl with greenish blue eyes in my class
>mfw I'm pretty sure she's into me
>mfw too fucking austistic to talk to her out of nowhere

Man it really sucks but I just can't think I'm anything when I'm close to her

are you the schizo italian girl?

Marry me

I wasn't banking on anything happening desu senpai

But now that you ask, we'll get married

*I just can't think in anything

SLOW DOWN

There's a very high chance

No. Now go wedding dress shopping.

No.

Done

>There's a very high chance
If you are I hope you're doing well.

Now you have for the picking :3

Very well, thanks

Excellent, the ceremony is organised for tonight so we're gonna be getting married

Do you have a lot of money?

I'm rich, marry me.

>that girl you had a crush on high school is about to get married next week

hold me...

It's gonna be okay, user.
We all cease to exist one day.

Ok
I will ask for divorce the same day and take your money

Rude

Damn, I have the same problem.

Classic girl move, wish i could pull that off too

Yeah it sucks, man. Is not only her physical appearance that I find appealing, it is also her voice and her way of being plus she's pretty smart, and I find that really hot.

Tjej?

He's the one who whant to get married

?
Cant blame you for making a profit off of it then

>tjej = girl
pls respond

sven asked if you were a girl

He is a guy.

Like austria said, i'm a dude

>tfw even a homo got love and I can't even freaking find a girl

Considering you're a sweed, i'm sure you can find a bf too ;^)

But for real, just talk to Girls. Nothing bad can really happen. Girls Are even easier than Guys

>just talk to girls
>bee yourself
>be confident :^^^^)
Memes, just memes good job. Doesn't matter a shit if you talk or show interest, if they don't have the same thought about it. They will just ignore and trample upon one.

Being single is under appreciated. Women are fucking financial vampires.

Not saying that. I've been pretty awkward myself for the most of my life, but you can force yourself to chance.
Even if you fugg up when talking to Them, it doesnt really matter, chances Are you'll most likely never see Them again. It's just a good thing to practise.

Don't be(e) yourself if you're a dummy. You're probably a average looking sweed anyway, just holding yourself back.

It's your own fault that you have No gf lol

>tfw don't think its ever going to happen
not sure I can face the future completely alone
It would be great to have someone to share my life with.

I like tall chubby nerds and although people consider me beautiful and I have fit guys talk to me I can't get the tall chubby nerds I like because I'm gay and they're always straight.

Tall chubby nerds can be gay but usually they are like bitchy and/or are obnoxious "I'm not like those other gay's, I'm a Gaymer" like pic related.

Curious to know if I walk around in scantily clad outfit that looks good on me at some con will guys come up to me?

>tfw there's more gay men on Sup Forums than women

Emigrate to America and drown yourself in all the liberal pussy to your hearts desire. I can't vouch if youre gonna sleep with women though, but they go crazy for Eurofags no matter where in theyre from

Eh. No my friends come of here theyvjust avoid any thread that would require them to "out" their genders outside of /soc/ or /fa/.

Still fucking sucks some guys on here are straight because they'd probably be in a relationship with a cute boy by now :-/

>outside of /soc/ or /fa/.
probably the shittiest boards on the site

>we have great chemistry
>flirt all day
>stayed with her talking until 3 am
>tried to kiss her
>she said she just wants to be friends for now because she just got out of a 3 year relationship
>i got cheeked
i'm thinking about cutting her out of my life but i'm also hoping i've still got a small shot with her but i don't want to be an orbitor, should i stay and keep trying or should i just fucking cut her out of my life? haaalp

I'm happy most keep it to themselves

this
shame gays jump at the chance to brag about how gay they are

Mostly because people talk about themselves the most
/fa/ is nice inspo sometimes and /soc/ has some cute guys to look at
They are too because people act so weird when they find out a girl is on the thread.
Nigga fuck you, not everyone wants a gf and if I don't state I'm gay dudes assume I'm a girl or a trap and act weird.

at this point I have even forgotten that women are like, a different sex, I just treat them the same way as men

Ask your gypsy friends to kidnap her

That's true to a point, but in tfw No gf/bf threads you kind have to, otherwise anons flog you like a girl

That's true, but besides that there is No reason for it

show her the dance of your peoples

Also convos when betas talk shit or ask about women.

Idk most often any gendered convo warrants it.

Dunno, most dont really care about it