You are a cunt

>you are a cunt
>your favourite new pokemon starter

there ARE correct answers, be warned

they all look gay I'd have to see the evolved forms to be honest but I'd have to go with the seal.

The cat because he's dark and fiery like my soul.

>pokemon
Are you kid

which cat?

correct answer

I like the cat, then the owl and then the seal. They are all ok though.

I choose the owl because i like to cuck.

not sure if ironic but
>anime
are you a kid

The owl is dank.

Bow tie Owl

Owl is the only answer, it has a fucking bowtie

That is a qt owl

mokurou is cute
I love bird pokemon

The cat if it doesn't become fat, furbait or fighting type. Otherwise the owl.

bird

look at mr. mature here posting japanese animation

Why do people prefer the owl?

I like cat because facial expression

I take grumpy cat

they're retarded

the seal is the best option desu

can 4x the grass/flying type gg

The owl by far
The cat looks retarded

the symmetry between its eyes and bow tie satisfies my OCD

The cat is also symmetrical which is why I like it.

>A FUCKING SEAL

The fuck, a new gen? That 3ds emulator got to fucking come out of development already.
Tho it's not like I'm overly enthused about gen 6 innovation like digievolutions and shit.

when will they fucking stop putting human clothing on pokemon, it just doesn't work
fuck that sea lion/dog abomination

also I'm afraid that owl will get some human clothing too in his evultions considering he wears a bowtie

this.
The cat is pretty good but I'm afraid it will turn into some fire/dark edgemonster or furbait and it's fans will automatically be associated with degenerates

>playing any pokemon game after gen. 1
Kill yourself you underage red*itor faggot

Fuck off my board

>underage
I'll say this: when I went to uni gen 5 had just started and I did see plenty of grown ass university students playing pokemon. Nostalgia is keeping the game alive user (together with all the kiddies of course).

Litten is my favourite basic but I feel like Rowlet could turn into something cool.

So far Litten is so qt

Archetype Prediction:
Rowlet= Sage, Alchemist
Litten = Thief, Rouge
Popplio = Juggler, Bard

Only one right answer

Rowlett > Popplio >>>>> [POWER GAP] >> Shitten

trips confirm
Roohoot fags BTFO

i always used gameshark to get my favourite 5 pokemon and never catch anything else

i just binned the starter

>Litten can attack with flaming hairballs! Its fur is rich in oils and immensely flammable. Litten grooms itself by licking its fur, and then uses the collected fur as fuel for fireball attacks!
>When the time comes for Litten to shed its old fur, it all burns up in a glorious blaze.
>The move Ember attacks an opponent by firing a small flame at it. Litten knows this move from the moment it becomes your partner!

I'll go with the cat

isn't ember learnt before lvl 10 by every fire starter?

Yeah maybe. I just like the idea.

what fake part of the world is the game set in?

This is the first time I'm liking all the starters desu.
Named their evolutions to decide though.

Lol if it knows ember at level 5 then you're going to get completely rekt by your rival when you choose the bird.

I don't play Pokémon but owls are cute. Birds are my favorite animals.

Actually, I'm pretty sure Pokemon is now more popular with the grown ass adult than with the kids. At least in the west.

I mean, at least here the kids now play shit like Call of duty and the like.

Hawaii

I choose sex

Starting gen V there's also a retarded friend who picks the third starter (so the one with disadvantage to yoyrs) and you fight them after getting the starter instead of Rival

Popplio because he will have the best final evolution. I guarantee it.

I just can't stand the post silver/gold pokemon character designs.

They are just too anime-ish and not very convincing as real life forms.

saying anything other than the motherfucking owl is wrong

Litten

Also, r8

>turtwig
>shit tier
discarded

No shit
Grass/Flying is a death sentence.
Fire has no moves and its a shitty type as well.
Only some OP Ability or moves can save those two and starters are not allowed to have either and stuck with mediocre stats as well.

>god tier treecko
my humanoid of earth type

>Chikorita anything but Abortion

>implying owls are birds

Rowlet because BAVI

>frog shit tier

pokemons usually get shittier every gen but greninja is cool as fuck

>hating on qt Chika
wtf comrade

>Finnish education

Fuck, it's been so long.

He's right though.
What's next? You're gonna tell me bacon is not a vegetable?

I've had enough of this shit in my own country, I don't need it from you.

>yuropoors have Pokemon too
wtf, I thought you guys only play CS and Dota

>bulba not god tier
>Mudkip and chespin are not shitty

>owlfags are now on Sup Forums
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>even Chinks play Pokemon
WTF

the owl because it looks like on of those dolls you keep in the room that stares at you while you sleep.

>froakie
>shit
stupid slav.

Every time NoE delayed a DS release couple of weeks after NA release I calmed myself by thinking that at least I'm not in Australia.

NoE handles Aussie dates too.
I pirate my games anyway

Shut up you inbred Russian Hick.

I'm just glad we have 2 words for fruit in German. One that is for fruit in the botanical sense and one... let's say layman term which is only for sweet/sour fruit

doesn't overlap a lot with my taste,

Which Gen is your favourite guys? Mine is 5th followed by 3rd and 4th. First gen is terrible honestly, but it should be respected cuz, you know, it's the first.

4>5>3>2>1>6