Which country is your bitch?

which country is your bitch?
im from Poland so:
>Prussia
>Ukraine
>Lithuania
and you??

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Ur mom

when i think about it UK is our bitch too

All the south american countries are our bitches.

Relations with Lithuania and Ukraine are rather in a bad shape. They don't care about this shithole that much. If anyone's a bitch it's ur mum OP t-bh.

Australia

you already know the answer for America

All of them

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Ah, yes hence why you clean our toilets.

Truly a toilet is the throne for the king of Pooland.

Indeed

I do not think it is useful to equate countries to dogs.

Rekt

I'm from Czech Republic, so:
>Poland

Planet counts?

(69) Your mum.

Dogs are shit tier animals and pets.

Poo Peeland

>country
>prussia
wew
??
Czech should be a Polish province.

Pls.

We have bigger population.

You don't need to be a big guy to dominate something else.

>czechs dominating someone else

Every single one

>They don't care about this shithole that much
That's why milions of Ukrainians are begging to live in Poland.

It's ironic considering 500 years of history.

Stayed like this for like 3 minutes before Poles got BTFO as usual

all of them, except portugal

That was during Cnut's campgain.

It wasn't for conquering. And if anyone got BTFO, it was Czechs. I don't even remember any czech state from history. Always a German bitch.

>which country is your bitch?
>im from Poland so:
>Ukraine
>Lithuania
We're the ones who got Vilnius and Lwow.

Retaking them would be like stealing candy from a child.

Let me ask you, how many Holy Roman Emperors have you had? Don't bother, we know the answer.

A polish peasant being a polish peasant.

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>relevant

To add something.

Yeah, I know about Ottokar, but HRE was a total clusterfuck.

>Being proud of the
>H
>R
>E
Is like being proud of colonoscopy

>Czech king dies
>Poles cowardly attack as they find out
>not even year later joint attack of Czechs and Germans BTFO Poles
>Poles still post this map because it gives them a good feeling after being BTFO by everyone inclouding tiny Czechia all the time
From a chronicle:
>Polish army flees in terror as they see the armies coming at them
>Confused and scared Poles run away naked over hills and fields

Russia

I told you. It was during Cnut's campgain.

Also, we humiliated you anyway. No one considers Silesia and Silesians Czech, kek. Only German or Polish.

Sorry, little bro. :^)

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Actually much more of them move to West, Czech Republic or even Russia than.

You will pay for your crimes.

The
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may not entirely have lived up to its name but for the longest time it was the driving force of Central Europe.

All of South America.

>driving force of Central Europe.
Especially with Thirty Years War and genocide of the white europeans.

Bebin, simply bebin.

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>Poland is in which country. KEK'd

Województwo Czeskie soon.

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Sweden, so for me it is Poland.

I'm jew, so all of you