Germans love to take pictures of couples kissing in public

>Germans love to take pictures of couples kissing in public
>Germans love to rub their poo on each other
>Germans love to be dominated by their girlfriends wearing a Hitler mask

What the fuck is wrong with them?

Its our proud germanic heritage

Whenever an unexploded ordinance takes out one of those nazi bastards in berlin i get a raging hard on.

>Germans love to take pictures of couples kissing in public
I dont do that.

That scat porn meme is not a meme at all...

>Germans love to rub their poo on each other
this always amazes me.

scat porn? sure, 3 seconds in some german mumbling.

sheeeeiiiittt

true, the climax of a good titfuck is to leave a turd on the girls belly desu

>leave a turd on the girls belly
Was gefällt euch daran? Kannte einen Hurensohn der seine Freundin anscheißen wollte.

>What the fuck is wrong with them?

And what else they have?

it's a desire which lays in the deep German mind to make up for our weltschmerz and inner melancholy

I shit in bags, so I have always access to shit.

Good thread, have a free bump matey. :')

I'll take one of them clube mate's mate.

any Germans here that are into scat and have done it irl?

Jawohl

Tell me mate, can I unironically fight roos in your cunt, mate? Like with boxing gloves and shit. I want to knock a roo out for looking like a stupid idiot.

no one fights roos down here you daft cunt. the only thing we fight are those dirty migrants who stray too close to our shores.

Can I dig some holes on your beaches then?

>Germans love to be dominated by their girlfriends wearing a Hitler mask

You'd think it would be a Stalin mask

Bring some of those Czech hedgehogs you've got lying around over. We gotta tool up our shores against their invasion.

I would never take pictures of normalfags being shameless in public. Also, I don't even have a girlfriend I could rub poo on and whom I could make wear a Hitler mask.

Not to mention that pee is much better than poo.

Clearly you don't know much about German culture.

> dresden happened in your lifetime

I saw a video of a guy fighting a roo before. He straight up knocked the roo out cold. I've read that the key is to get in close so they can't use their tail as leverage for kicking. Tbh it would be fun to box a roo. Fuck cassowarries though. Fuck that shit. No way no how.

I know you try to bait, but dead serious, what is wrong with
>Germans love to be dominated by their girlfriends wearing a Hitler mask