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Friday afternoon edition

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yasuho hirose

Did she die?

British girl with her Asian boyfriend

DELETE THIS ; ___ ;

lads

me on the right

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ALABAMA SLAMMA

just being myself

Gonna pop round my Nan's house in a bit for a nice bit of dinner

>Tony Blair
- was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom for 10 years
- Worth ~£20m
- Earns >£200,000 for public speaking, per talk
- Is pro-immigration
- Is left-wing

>(You)
- Got 2 GCSEs an an NVQ level 1 hairdressing certificate
- Has never had a job (apart from the time your stepdad asked you to take the bins out)
- Got rejected from being a Sup Forums janny
- Bellend skinks of skips
- is anti-immigration
- is right wing


hmmm

Cara

>bellend stinks of skips

Not wrong.

I see yer da's taking the divorce well

youtube.com/watch?v=0MILtDGFKZo

my very first wank

>Implying being Conservative isn't the most unattractive thing on the planet

Any good slag instas I should follow?

stick me some in the fridge, i'm popping round tonight to roger her silly

>British girl with her Asian boyfriend
Just to prove she is British

patter

having a wank

lots of nice creamy pre cum oozing out of me

>bellend stinks of skips
never got this meme

Help take back the colonies lads.

How embarrassing for you then that a paki like me would literally destroy you.
lel

>Any good slag instas I should follow?

Try her. She has 1.5 million IG followers.
instagram.com/jessicakes33/?hl=en

>photo next to a suicide hotline booth

Bit dark 2bh. Would absolutely smash her back doors in though.

I hereby claim this thread the domain of Llywelyn ap Iorwerth, Prince of Gwynedd and Ruler of Cymru

let me lick it

Just invented a new British music genre lads

>Gwynedd
>tfw no more hangman

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>instagram.com/jessicakes33/?hl=en

With her Asian husband

>creamy precum

Meant to be crystal clear lad.

demirosemawby
Charlparkesx

No one cares you useless nigger

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yeah but it kind of forms a lather

>this yank from /r/asianmasculinity

Can't wait for the day she inevitably posts her face covered in sperm on twitter as a demonstration of how empowered she is. Just wish her dad had a Twitter account.

Any Stellaris lads about, do Fallen Empires declare war on you?

Woah steady on mate
If I didn't know better I'd have thought you were being racist then

i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.

anyone else?

me on the left

Borders? What's up with that?

>feeling depressed sat on a bench in the park
>man sits next to me
>look up
>it's Nige
>he hands me a pint of Spitfire
>'did you hear the news chum? we're out of the EU'
>I smile for the first time in years
>he stands up and begins walking away, but turns around to say one more thing
>'our country is back, now the question is, what will you do for it?'

she already posted herself naked over her bf's shoulder

Not an uncommon desire.

>"""""""""""""""yank"""""""""""""""

Gf wants me to do a sextape lads
What do

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friendly reminder

>west ham fan
fucking hell she wants to be working class masterrace so badly

a sextape

my torrent has made it to 98% lads

she's gonna send it to jamaal so he can laugh at your puny white penis

What's the torrent lad?

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iktfb

gay porn

you proud of yourself mate?

>just for me
It's not just for her.

beautiful

Any plans for the weekend lads?

Delete this and the torrent.

this is great

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going to a girl's party just because there's another girl there that I wanna fuck
99% chance I don't even talk to her
(yes I realise I posted this in the wrong thread)

yes

Just another couple of hours left eh lad

Perfectly valid reason to go to a party.

yeah got 3 plans cheers lad. you?

just be yourself mate

>ywn plunge a knife into a communists heart whilst looking them in the eye

Not really, I just ate it. Should've put two crackers in that.

youtube.com/watch?v=nXsg_5RxdeQ&t=3m23s

What did he mean by this?

I'm not intimidated by her she's the type to lead you on then pull out at the last moment

me & my m8

literal angel

then you have to initiate and escalate, and most of all be nonchalant if she rejects your advances once you're getting serious

a lot of effort
probably why I won't bother

I wish cara had a big 11 incher I could suck.

>3DPD
Delet

>an ordinary girl
>literal angel

It looks like plastic.

I'm on my phone atm, now do I make a webm from a YouTube video?

Would normally use gyfcat but it won't recognise the video

Her name is Angel, hence the use of the word literal.

*grabs you by the neck*

I said watch me fucking whip

watch me nae nae

I could have a Korean gf but my parents and I are racist. What do I do?

Aisha's head on Rosy's body

>crackers

fuck off Jamal

>Rommel was a good general meme
>mfw

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don't have one?

if you're making a joke about australian internet then you're falling flat

i have a minor gimmick going on about how my torrent has been stuck on the last few megabytes for a few days because of lack of seeders

You want a half-plastic cyborg as a gf? Wew lad

it mostly is

M I L I T A N T

alri lads