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What are you working on, Sup Forums?

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"The most powerful programming language is Lisp. If you don't know Lisp (or its variant, Scheme), you don't know what it means for a programming language to be powerful and elegant. Once you learn Lisp, you will see what is lacking in most other languages." -Richard Stallman

First for D

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If Rust is so great, why didn't Bill Gates use it when writing Windows?

what is pascal?

I CLAIM THE FIRST POST IN THIS THREAD FOR THE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE COBOL WHICH IS STILL IN USE AND ARGUABLY THE FOUNDATION OF COMPUTING
END OF POST

Attempting to wrap my head around openGL to make a simple game.

It ain't going to well.

>Richard Stallman
Stopped reading right there.

>non-deterministic execution order

>tfw wanna bully C coders, but /dpt/ is turning to shit
Truce

spends 5 plus hours trying to write a js script with nothing to show for except files being deleted.

My language will use an effect system so the compiler knows what statements it can reorder for optimization.

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Stopped reading right there.

My language already does use an effect system so the compiler knows what statements it can reorder for optimization.

He's using it right now

No truce with C tards

An awkward, non-standard dialect of C using ALGOL syntax.

>stopped reading at end of post

Pic related, 300+ lines in and I have a cube.

And no idea what to do now

Let's create a programming language, /dpt/.
First we need a logo.

What makes you think I stopped reading at the end of the post?

How's this?

>what makes you think I did what I said I did?

The attached anime image shall be the logo.

What if he reads right to left?

Trash.

Where did I say "stopped reading at the end of the post"?

Pick a better girl for the logo

Needs more colors.
Perfect!

Triggered

Please go to

This image will have to do.
Now we just need the compiler.

I need to fully understand a large C codebase.

What's the best way to start? Are there any tools that could help me? I'm just using a text editor right now.

>Now we just need the compiler.
You'll have to come to stonehenge and defeat me in a duel to see it.

I'll leave it to Sup Forums, I'm more of an idea guy.

Throw it away.

Not an option, unfortunately

Go line by line read the line and rewrite it to something else in a separate file.

By the time you end, you'll have understood the code.

Go find main(), see where it goes from there.

Working on stuff, it's tiring but it will happen.

You will all rue the day you conversed with me.

And it goes straight to trash just like any other C programs

In

See

rue?

Whatever you are working on is garbage.

I don't see the words "end of post" there.

We pedo get away

It's Australian.

I don't use Rust. Rust is trash, too.

Yes, rue. Live your life now before I complete my masterpiece.

No u

>le ebin everything is trash memeboi

Rust is better than C(ancer) any day

>hundreds of source files
>tens of thousands of lines

Fuck, Java would've been so much easier to understand

That's because C is trash

Are you implying that Java isn't 100 times worse in that regard?

What languages does Sup Forums have no opinion on?

Julia? Vala? Perl?

Draw a spinning penis

Vala is nice but it's kinda dead

>people bully C coders without at least cuteposting

>Julia
Shit
>Vala
Dead
>Perl
Shit and dead.

But the verbosity of the code documents it. It is a pain to write sure, if your ide is shit, but is easy to read.

>that whore
>cute
user... Don't be stupid!

>VS2017
>integrated coding conventions
>integrated live unit tests
>categorized input suggestions
>exception helper actually shows you useful information
>no more digging through the exception stack
>non-shit tuple support in C# 7
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

I don't use C either. C is garbage.

Well I know Java much better than I know C, so yes

Julia is for patricians only

no rust fags

>But the verbosity of the code documents it
No. Having all your your shit spread out into tiny methods in hundreds of classes spread over hundreds of files (because you have to) is not easier to understand.
In fact, it's much worse.

Can I install it in Windows 7 or do I need the win10 crap

Sup Forums isn't one person and I'm sure if you scour the deep depths of shitposting hell you'll find somebody who doesn't agree with you on any subject.

With a good IDE it's effortless.

Julia is shit

Any ideas on how I can get started with writing a 3d modeling program? Any books or sites I should check out?

NIM

No. OOP is a poor and extremely unobvious way to structure your programs, that Java programmers and the like inflict upon them selves.
I don't understand why they do it. I think they must all be masochists.

Deader than D

>Compiles to C(ancer)
Nicely done

Lisp.

>you're running C code on your computer RIGHT NOW

Why should I write it in Lisp?

NO!!!!!

Move to Redox

Because Lisp is trash and your kind should use only it.

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>the compiler is written in c++
There's no escape

Sorry, let me try again

>people bully C coders without at least cuteposting

I'm on Huskell OS myself.

You specified that you stopped reading once you read "Richard Stallman", yet there was nothing in the post after that. So you stopped reading at the end of the post.

Compiler is going to be written in ASM soon :)

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Correct. Assuming I read that post from left to right.

No I'm not. It's binary compiled from C

C++ > pile of trash > C

...

C++ = pile of trash < C

>worst dragon commits suicide
is it my birthday?

pile of trash > C > POO garbage

>You're running rust code on your comp-
Oh phew, it was all just a bad dream. That shit has never and will never happen.

Anything > Pile of trash > C

You are trash, friendo. :^)

no anime is cute. grow up you manchild

>:^)
I'm already better than you so I'm okay with it.

Where do all these rust shills come from and how much is Mozilla paying them.