>omg guys the CIA is gonna get me! >guys wtf I never even imagined that the CIA is already compromising my iPhone and my mom's TV! >guys I'm seriously fucking shaking right now because my entire world is shattered now that the CIA-run media told me that the CIA has complete control over every birthday present my mommy gave me! >guys I do normie shit all day like discuss TV shows and work a stupid job and wonder how to get a gf but I still think the CIA would care about me >guys omg Linux is compromised! I use Windows to play games and watch Game of Thrones but what am I gonna do when I eventually make the move to an open source OS like I keep telling myself I will because Sup Forums tells me I should? >guys omg there's nothing special about me and I pose no threat to a female's hymen much less a world power structure but I still think the CIA is watching me right now!
Is Sup Forums seriously this full of retards?
You people seriously need to grow up and actually learn about the world outside of your discussions about smartphone apps.
Sup Forums is mostly comprised of paranoid, socially retarded anime watching losers, so it's no surprise that they act like that
I mainly come here to get info on new hardware and cool new tech, just hide such retarded threads and you'll be fine
Julian Robinson
hello, CIA nigger
Jordan Cooper
>guys omg there's nothing special about me and I pose no threat to a female's hymen much less a world power structure but I still think the CIA is watching me right now!
And yet, there they are hacking everyones stuff
Jaxson Roberts
Your missing the point my frogposting friend.
YOU have a boring normal life, confirmed.
Evan Howard
ITT: Mysogonistic rapists
Elijah Jackson
God, sometimes my computer even gets `cranky' when i say something particularly hurtful/(truthy?) about intelligence critters
Adam Perez
This is literally Sup Forums rn lmao
Colton Myers
It's really something of a phenomenom
Zachary Martinez
>user #6709 is sitting in his cubicle >huge neckbeard and stinks up the next five cubicle rows but he hasn't been fired because "he once caught a terrorist" >watching Chinese porn and shitposting on Sup Forums and only a few hours left on shift before he goes home and does the same thing >high level agent passes by and gives him a nasty look >"H-haha just doing research on a suspect sir" >"Oh, carry on son." >your taxpayer dollars are funding this guy and the thousands of others just like him Can I get a recommendation user? I promise I'll be your friend
Jordan Wilson
> back in the days before we hit peak terrorism it was easy to catch a dozen > nowadays it's all double agent catch and release garbage
Carson Miller
The CIA is made of bronies, weebs, shitposters and cancerous phoneposters. We are all a threat to them, because we are like them They know our potential
Colton Young
>at any point in time you could anger one of these average CIA employees by saying their waifu is shit >they're now dedicating their entire tenure to watching every move you make on the internet in the hopes you might stumble on one of those fabled Sup Forums threads and they can send in the SWAT
Bentley Cook
>ur waifu a shit >car starts itself, locks you inside, drives u off a cliff, my little pony theme song playing all the while, voice comes over just before death telling you "should have voted for hillary"
Leo Brown
>implying we don't have Sup Forums anons working for the feds Sup Forums is CIA and CIA is Sup Forums. kekkerino
Gavin Nguyen
Shitposting truly is a dangerous game
Landon Brooks
it's funny because im pretty sure i dont know how to pick up girls
Robert Bennett
> In fact, terrorists are mostly a cover story so we can kick back and eat donuts all day while watching the desperate housewives series > that way nothing goes wrong
Christopher Moore
implying I can afford a car lol
William Clark
bane?
Logan Gonzalez
top kek
Ryder Parker
uhghf this was just day one of this crap this is going to be blabbed on about endlessly for fucking ever im already nostalgic for the amd/intel shit posts that populated half the board
Lucas Allen
>This isn't worth talking about.
Hello Mr Smith, feel free to leave anytime.
Xavier Wright
>The CIA is made of bronies, weebs, shitposters and cancerous phoneposters.
gross
Bentley Powell
Sup Forums is actually dropping truth bombs and basic gestalts about the feds everyday and you just aren't listening
stay in the matrix, for your own good
Angel Foster
>guys omg Linux is compromised! I use Windows to play games and watch Game of Thrones
Literally me :^) Top kek >Psshh. Nothin personnel kid
Jonathan Williams
sad
Gabriel Flores
Yup lol
Xavier Stewart
They've probably stared too long into the abyss
James Ortiz
Your tiny agent dick couldn't even take a women's virginity even if you tried.
Christopher Scott
i mean what is the point in trying to stop them from hacking me at all why would they _want_ to hack me if they wanted me gone i'm pretty sure they could kill me
Jacob Moore
>socially retarded anime watching losers
Only that part is correct. I feel no arousal when I see 3DPD bitches and whores. I can only fap to 2D girls now.
My brain has ascended to a higher reality.
Joshua Young
There are no qt musclegirl amazonians in 3D, that's why 2D is superior.
Lincoln Campbell
never enough musclegirls
Colton Harris
This is likely part of a Russian disinformation campaign meant to undermine the U.S. intelligence agencies in general, and to more immediately lend credence to President Donald Trump's allegations that former President Barack Obama spied on him.
Anthony Rivera
>Russian Why are people still paranoid?
Brayden Morris
Thanks cia niggers
Eli Collins
You come here for info on new hardware and tech? This is the wrong place for that, period. This board is nothing but paranoids and shills.
I don't know your endgame, but you're lying.
Jackson Bailey
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Jayden Wilson
>Is Sup Forums seriously this full of retards? Yes. Old news.
Samuel Anderson
>Is Sup Forums seriously this full of retards? Yes. Modafinil is expensive, so they will be retard tomorrow too.
Wyatt Perez
Its easy user just use your hands and lift with your legs not your back.
>THEY HACKED PEOPLE'S TVS AND TURNED THEM INTO LISTENING DEVICES But Samsung has been doing that for ages without any hacking.
Leo Ross
>omg guys hitler is coming for jews but that's okay because I'm not jewish xD Just because the government isn't actively shitting on you, doesn't mean they can't or won't.
Unless you straight up support repealing the 4th Amendment, kys. And if you do, kys twice as hard.
Liam Harris
>>your taxpayer dollars are funding this guy and the thousands of others just like him
Why do you think kawaii weeaboo Snowbro blew the whistle?
