Oh my it's not morning now is it? Right, right it's almost 2 pm on the East Coast. You're still at work for a few more hours before you have to sit in traffic to get back home to eat your disgusting frozen dinner and then try to get some shut-eye before another 12-hour day with no breaks tomorrow!
Anyways I just wanted to stop by to tell you to keep working hard. Your efforts are truly appreciated............ When I spend your tax dollars on my Steam game collection. KEK
I'm assuming the wagies are still at work and haven't gotten a bathroom break to check Sup Forums on their phones yet.
No worries, I'm sure they'll see it in the spare 30 minutes they have when they get home from work tonight.
Jackson Bennett
this is premium b8 friend
keep doing what you're doing, you trigger way too many people
Nathan Butler
>see shit thread >check flag >yep, it's a maplenigger
Rangeban syrup jockeys WHEN?
Matthew Lopez
>international board >makes a thread for canadian people only I don't get it
Bentley Robinson
How new are you? This shit has been stolen from /r9k/ over and over again.
Angel Cruz
Oh i'm sure.
Wagies always get bottom-bothered that someone isn't leading the miserable slave life they are. They always bellow out: "H-h-how dare you not work??!! THAT'S STEALING, WE MSUT CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY(aka my jewish bosses' pockets)
The best part is how many buttblasted wagies read this thread, tears swell up in their eyes but they don't post anything because they'll get further ridiculed by me.
Carson Sanders
>How new are you? This shit has been stolen from /r9k/ over and over again.
I have made most of those.
Carson Sanchez
yeah it pops up on Sup Forums around this time of year and around christmas
people bite every time
Jackson Davis
Well wagies?
Austin Morris
>implying canadians don't decide who get rangebanned and who doesn't
kek
Ryder Reyes
this
Elijah Turner
another day, another dollar
John Bennett
I work for the gubmint, I just shitpost at a different location for part of the day.
Normies pay me 3x what you get and I still do nothing.
Anthony Butler
it's 21:36
Nathaniel Anderson
>mfw at work >mfw taking a shit >mfw read this post
Benjamin Martin
>Normies pay me 3x what you get and I still do nothing
What do you think I "get"?
I live off my invested inheritance and a few other passive income ventures. Stay buttblasted. LMAO
i literally sleep all day and get high and make more money than you ever will. Only difference is you get a good pension but your salary is shit and stagnant, which is ok because my retirement is more than covered.
Aaron Garcia
Then you aren't neet. Congrats.
Ian Long
How am I not a NEET if i'm unemployed?
Levi Scott
Better go check those stocks moneycuck. Don't want them to go under and cut off your tendie supply!
Jaxson Diaz
oh god u really got me canda!!! im so freaking mad right now!!! ungh111
Joshua Adams
Just came back from college, which is only 4 hours and i make cash by buying stocks and securities of government.
I'm literally making money by almost doing nothing. Enjoy being poor.
Thomas Lee
It's ok, I've got room. If you're a cool dude you can come visit my penthouse in Toronto, I'm throwing a party tomorrow - I only party on Saturdays, Thursdays and Mondays. That's when the wagecucks are out.
Jayden Perez
You're wrong. I've been sleeping all day and have to go to work for 5pm. I won't be out until midnight and then I have to get up and be in for 9am tomorrow.
If you aren't going to be a productive member of society then please kill yourself but then again I don't care because you're Canadian so you aren't wasting my tax dollars.
Luke Nguyen
>If you aren't going to be a productive member of society then please kill yourself
And who's going to make me, wagecuck?
>but then again I don't care because you're Canadian so you aren't wasting my tax dollars.
Your welfare system is even more lenient than ours. Don't worry there's tons of my American NEET brethren enjoying your taxes.
Oliver Scott
I work online, make my own schedule and make YEARS ahead of what you make you fucking leaf.
Dominic White
you're not on r9k bro. how exactly is this int related?
Aaron Gonzalez
I literally get paid several hundred dollars every day for the time I spend shitting
Michael Garcia
Neet!
Lincoln Gray
I'm afraid you're on the Sup Forumsgenerals/ portion of the website. There are no more international threads on the international board. Only country/language specific threads to talk to your own people.
Yeah but to be fair, I will have some progression in my life, will meet many interesting people in my job and have some sense of fulfillment from my work. You, on the other hand, will piss your life away on videogames, slowly go insane from isolation and probably kill yourself before you turn 30.
Nicholas Lewis
>I work online, make my own schedule and make YEARS ahead of what you make you fucking leaf.
No, no you don't.
I made $230k gross income in 2015.
I'm somehow skeptical a working online cuck made anything above $10/hr filling out surveys all day or doing some mTurk bullshit.
Nolan Thompson
How can wagekeks find comfort from their shitty lives? Really, I would go crazy from such torture
Anthony Bailey
ikr
Whatever, we need plebs to work for us. There's only so few upper management, patrician positions in society.
Carson Cruz
I can just find you and beat the living shit out of you until you either get a job or are dead.
Jayden Wilson
>Canada
Daniel Bell
Your life is a spook my property. When the time comes someones might will crush your pathetic illusion.
Parker Reed
>I can just find you and beat the living shit out of you until you either get a job or are dead
You wouldn't be capable of it.
I not only lift but I also box. You see, I have the time and energy for it. You as a wageslave can barely find enough time for leisurely activities, let alone working on improving yourself.
But don't worry, I am a noble NEET, I would not beat you when you're on the floor or sucker punch you, unlike you, my wageslave counterpart.
Anyway, skedaddle. Shouldn';t you be earning more money for your jewish boss?
Leo Ross
>tfw friend of a friend just got me a freelancing job >taught me how to program mobile apps and gave me a few contracts >sit at home coding for 2 hours a day, finish the contract at the end of the week >$1500 per contract >$1500 per week working 10 hours a week >all the time in the world and the all the money I need to fill that time with an interesting life
true master race reporting in. i didnt know this kind of life was possible. i literally didnt know i could be this comfy
