MY NAME IS JOHN. PLEASED TO MEET YA. I'M FROM AMERICA

>MY NAME IS JOHN. PLEASED TO MEET YA. I'M FROM AMERICA.

How do you handle this situation?

hey john

Throw a burger at him then run away in zig zag

Hi John, but this IS America

Fuck off lardass

h-hey lets talk about guns

plead the 5th

yes helo jon ı am grek + wanna sum burgers? ok bye

WHITO PIGGU GO HOME
WHITO PIGGU GO HOME
WHITO PIGGU GO HOME

What's up man

Pleased to meet you John, how are you finding Canada?

>Hey John ! Are you greek ? Because I'm greek and I'm VERY proud of it !

buy him one non-lite beer and nick his two cameras when he passes out from it

...caipirinha?

...

HEY BUDDY WANT A WARM BEER?

>Hey John! Are you Irish? Because I'm 1/734678th Irish and I'm VERY proud of it!

Really? Me too! We should go shooting sometime!

*fake accent*
Hello my nigga im just a traveling merchant from florida,damn son you must be tired come here sit down, have some te- I MEAN BURGER.

Now john, which one of my ten carpet bundles would you like to buy.

What guns do you own?

>implying he doesn't ask for an irish car bomb instead of a beer

>Run away
Walking normally would be just fine kek

We no speak americano, sorri.

...

"Oh I'm sorry for you"

then I laugh

Thats actually quite a good one

That's funny because I am 50%, irish, 25% swiss, 10% french, and the rest assorted european countries. So John are you part Cherokee or Sioux?