>MY NAME IS JOHN. PLEASED TO MEET YA. I'M FROM AMERICA.
How do you handle this situation?
>MY NAME IS JOHN. PLEASED TO MEET YA. I'M FROM AMERICA.
How do you handle this situation?
hey john
Throw a burger at him then run away in zig zag
Hi John, but this IS America
Fuck off lardass
h-hey lets talk about guns
plead the 5th
yes helo jon ı am grek + wanna sum burgers? ok bye
WHITO PIGGU GO HOME
WHITO PIGGU GO HOME
WHITO PIGGU GO HOME
What's up man
Pleased to meet you John, how are you finding Canada?
>Hey John ! Are you greek ? Because I'm greek and I'm VERY proud of it !
buy him one non-lite beer and nick his two cameras when he passes out from it
...caipirinha?
...
HEY BUDDY WANT A WARM BEER?
>Hey John! Are you Irish? Because I'm 1/734678th Irish and I'm VERY proud of it!
Really? Me too! We should go shooting sometime!
*fake accent*
Hello my nigga im just a traveling merchant from florida,damn son you must be tired come here sit down, have some te- I MEAN BURGER.
Now john, which one of my ten carpet bundles would you like to buy.
What guns do you own?
>implying he doesn't ask for an irish car bomb instead of a beer
>Run away
Walking normally would be just fine kek
We no speak americano, sorri.
...
"Oh I'm sorry for you"
then I laugh
Thats actually quite a good one
That's funny because I am 50%, irish, 25% swiss, 10% french, and the rest assorted european countries. So John are you part Cherokee or Sioux?