ITT: sexiest hardware you've ever seen

ITT: sexiest hardware you've ever seen

>Plexiglass case l

So when does it get up and walk away?

Fuck that is nice

fuck off autist

helloreddit

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More like software, if you know what I mean.

Worst yuru.

>core rope memory

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Oh the irony, bitch
Lols
Yuck

>no ability to add disks
>only PCIe slots on case are for a single GPU
>1kW PS for a single CPU/GPU
ffs my dual Xeon E5-2660v2 and dual GTX 980s doesnt even use 1kW

it's that stupid "muh gamer muh overkill for upgradeability" and then they trash it for an itx faggot up your ass build,

>seriously criticizing that was built purely for looks
kek

>you cant criticize a system which cant even boot
>you cant criticize a system whos builder didnt even know how to size a power supply
>muh leds

>post weeb shit
>calls other autistic
Not surprised

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>Not having the special edition aluminum dominator rams

Holy shit they fucked up big time here

Can imagine how hard it would be to sleep with that thing in the same room?

God damn that is elegant.

That looks like an industrial refrigerator with a glass door.

Zotac GeForce GTX 630.

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I love this case, have it myself.

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Faggots

I thought this was a joke somebody did to be funny. Then I saw
>Apollo guidance computer
>MIT

Imagining people depended on THAT to survive.

ESI Juli@

loser lmao

Well lick my dicc and fucc my ass, that's nice.

Nokia N9

yeah shame it's a bad attempt at it too, I'd take that in win tempered glass case over "BATTON DOWN THE HATCHES"

On the right

Please explain

>such a tiny case that you have to remove drive bays just to fit a motherboard
>nehalem series chips
0/10

Not that guy, but drive bays are useless these days.

I don't normally like that color but god damn is that beautiful.

lol ok

>He doesn't have a separate PC for his storage needs
Kek, have fun clogging up your main rig.

QUEEEEEEEEEEEFPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFBRAAAAAAAAPPPPP

This Lmfao

>his computer is weak enough that he just cant run 50+ VMs at once

>clogging up
stay retarded user

>not having a seperate NAS, virtual host, desktop & laptop

Why even live?

>>not having a seperate NAS, virtual host, desktop & laptop
You dont understand what hyperconverged is do you? Or what PCIe pass through is? Also enjoy your downtime when you need to apply software updates which require reboots to your shitbox NAS.

SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD, YOU'RE NOT FUNNY AT ALL, STUPID OBESE LOSER, JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, I SINCERELY WISH YOU TO DIE IN AN ACCIDENT SOON, OR AT LEAST SOME FAMILY MEMBER, AND IF ITS IN FRONT OF YOU BETTER, SUFFER AND FUCKING DIE, U FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, NO ONE LOVES YOU, JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY, DIE RETARD, DIE

Shit pretty much just needed to do simple math the astronauts already had to do in their heads. For what it was it wasn't that bad at all, lots of active spaceflight really isn't that computationally expensive.

why is your definition of sexy so gay

He has it, too

the new ways may be more cost effective but you can't say the old ways weren't/aren't some bitchin' pieces of engineering nonetheless

Fuck off kid. I'm a sysadmin, all these things should be separate things.

Also I don't need to reboot my NAS because it is FreeBSD

>kid
which is why my SSDs alone likely cost more than everything on your desk?

>I'm a sysadmin
>But dont have a lab at home
>Or can manage to setup clusters
>Just some gayming shitbox
cry more

enjoy your downtime for everything when the main host inevitably fucks up somehow

>hey guise, I know more about storage than companies like EMC, VMware, Nexenta and everyone else

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you're not any of those
you're a poser playing pretend sysadmin trying to one-up another pretend sysadmin on an anonymous imageboard like anyone gives a fuck and it's even that special on this board to be able to waste a lot of money on something

kill yourself

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functional good design

shit

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>faux-wood and smoked glass wraparound panels will never be fashionable in computing again
What a time to not want to be alive.

both are poorly expandable trash you contrarian pile of shit

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I love clear cases and green PCBs.

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also
>No I/O shroud.

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I want to crowbar it.

You're just upset because its appearance is commensurate with performance.

Why do you think Lamborghini never engineers a perfect driver's car and then stuffs it into a 90s econobox frame, the car equivalent of what half of the posts in this thread will inevitably be?

>its appearance is commensurate with performance
I.e., it's a dog?

it's a black wolf on the prowl, on the hunt for data to sink its definitely-not-gaming fangs into and sysadmin it into submission

Jayz2cents ryzen build is pretty sexy

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You're the idiot that is putting everything in one computer.

He should know better than to cool with urine.
What if it springs a leak?

>I still dont know why hyperconvered exists

>his pee is dark yellow

Drink some water for once in your life you fat neckbeard

Don't argue, guys. You both sound like children.

I'd be too scared to actually use it for fear of getting a single fingerprint on it.

Just wear white gloves 24/7. It will keep your case pristine and attract compliments from Sup Forums.

tip lel

>post weeb shit
Anime website my man

Drink bleach, shit for brains.

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>angles

It's shit, go play Call of Duty kiddo

you're shit my man

best post ITT

Why can't anyone build a good looking PC case?

They either look boring or tacky. With nothing seemingly inbetween.

Because "boring" can look good. I find the Nzxt 340 elite god like. It's very minimal, and allows you to use your internals to make your build stand out a bit more if you so choose to. Other people may find that case boring, but nobody is going to compare it to some super tacky gaming design that can't look good no matter how much you play it up or down.

i think ibm/lenovo workstation cases strike a good balance, being interesting enough not to be bland, but not so much as to be distracting

That case is ugly as fuck, user
Their Thinkstation lines actually look good

never seen that one before

the front panel looks like it's installed sideways

>turn on desk lamp

>go blind

>"technology"
>Posts a shelf made out of aluminium