Wake up

>wake up
>world is like this
what do?

Praise God that our petty border disputes with the bordering countries have finally ended.

Get out of bed.

i'll pass thanks

I am Greek

>destroy the European Union
>Be Happy
It does not matter which alternative universe is that I always want to destroy EU

Pick my gun and rebel against the hue empire

Implying turkey is European. Also India shouldn't be linked with Australia.

>Ukraine is EU
You funny, everything till Poland will be I-fogot-word-for-colour-too-lazy-to-google.

>Ukraine
>EU

>Panama and its canal are ours once again

same and amen hunbro

happy

Buy a one way ticket to somewhere else and seek asylum claiming political persecution since Unasur is a communist hellhole.

It depends. If the current US Constitution is the framework of government, just go to work and have a nice day. If not, pick up rifle and go to war.

Why are tuks in the EU.

>canal
The canal was never your's.

>"Finally"
>"what the fuck is this thing un Russia's place?"

>masturbate
>play video games
>shitpost of Sup Forums

My mouth is watering at a unified orthodox state, ie east europe, russia and greece

hnnnng.

>Living in lefties/gommunist shithole
Proceed with live as usual

Kill myself

I guess it was done to include Georgia. A worthy sacrifice to be sure.

>South American Union instead of Cono Sur Union.
NORTHENERS GET OFF MY CONTINENT. REEEEEEEEE.

>venezuela
>haiti
>suriname
>bolivia
Fug that

Take our rightful Greenland clay, then say peace as we colonize our extraterrestrial colonies.

THIS

OUR OVERSEAS TERRITORIES
OUR BELOVED OVERSEAS TERRITORIES !
FRANCE PART OF THE EUROPE UNION (literally) !?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Migrate to the US of urope

Move to the gulf and eat fruits from the jungles of our greatest neighbor.

>Getting 75 million Turks in the EU for only 5 million Georgians
>Worthy sacrifice

>Finance the African invasion of South Sudan
>Finance Latin American invasion of Mexico and of hispanic states of U.S
>be happy

...

Wake up

Oops Wrong thread.

>what do?
Nothing. The fuck do you expect me to do? It's not like the change conferred me any political power.

Take everything that's green over

Thus sayeth the L-rd

I like, can we keep it?

Fuck we're too close to chinks

Emigrate to yurop or USA union

There are 25 M Kurd in Turkey so only 50 M Turk will be in Euro and since Europeans love Kurds they would be happy to have more Kurdish in their Cuntree

>United States of America union
c'mon man

no thx

Kill myself because German kikes finally won.

>Also India shouldn't be linked with Australia.
It makes a ton of sense if you think about it.

Canada and Mexico are basically the US already so for me nothing has changed. I'd just hit the shower and head in to work.

>what do?
Make American Great Again
I'd lead a rebel force for American separatism. Before we begin our guerrilla war campaign, I'd lead a covert team to disable all their drones so they can't fucking do any airstrikes without being fucking seen or heard 1st.
The MAGA Army shall prevail, DEUS FUCKING VAULT!!!

greenland is rightfully a part of the North American Union, all descentors will be beheaded in the name of muh freedoms!

CUM union then, yes, it's way better.

Uruchile master race.
Argentina is too poor... for now.

go back to fucking sleep because im obviously having a nightmare

This is okay for us.

Shit this nip has a point. They can't be trusted with this arrangement. Best to leave them under American control.

Looks pretty sorry

fuck white wimins xDDDDD

Oh come on, we might as well be one cunt as it is.

Ameriboo, we save USA and Pacifc from Chink/Gook contamination. Otherwise, Hawai, LA, SF, Seatlle and Vancouver will be occupied.

>tfw live in crimea

I hope you enjoy your new Russian flag

wage war with russia

Start learning Spanish and Portugese.

>we're dominated by pooinloos
no, anything but this

One could think that flag was the only reason. But now when the flag left the same, most of my crimea brethren almost lost hope.

You'll be wishing that you hadn't killed off so many of your abos. They'd have made a great meat shield on the front line against the loo hordes.

>tfw live in crimea
>mfw Sup Forums hasn't been updated to accurately reflect that

Came in here to post this.

If soldiers had this type of uniform i would enlist so fucking hard

Laugh at the misfortune of Australia

please do, its a nation of drunks anyway..

How can the US and Mexico be united if Trump is going to build the wall?

HAHAHA I get it SHITposters HAHhahaHAH

What is, Greenland? Do we need a "what happens here?" thread for Greenland? I've never seen one.

>israel still isnt part of arabia

>alcoholism
>domestic violence
>incest

its a pit of depravity

It's so small that I overlooked that. It really should be absorbed into this new caliphate we have here. So many problems would cease to be problems.

Is it because of all the natives? That sounds exactly like how the leafs describe their natives. Are there any normal Danes who live there and don't act like cunts? Or have they all become an heroes by now from living in what I can only imagine is one of the most depressing shitholes of "civilization" on the planet?

Greatest ally

yeah theres some danes up there, the suicide rates are through the roof and theres a lot of immigration to denmark, people who for the most part become homeless alcoholic drug addicts

Weeaboo faggot.

>immigration to denmark
Does one actually have to go through the immigration process or can a citizen of one country move freely to the other? I'm not sure of the exact details of your relationship to them but they are kind of "yours" despite being sovereign, yeah?

First thing.
Conquer Greenland.

they have home rule, i think its pretty much open borders but im not sure

>that India-Oceania
What the fuck?

And is that a pagan Russia?

>Caribbean not part of the American Empire

Shit

>crimea

HAHAHAHAHA

Just means we can embargo Cuba again. Just for fun.

Nothing worth taking, Unless you want the "african american" population to increase by like 10%

>Mexico isn't included with all the other useless spics
Fuck off.

POO IN LOO WITH KANGAROO

Well a wall on that border with Guatemala would be a lot more feasible tbqhwy familia.

go back to sleep

India and Pakistan would still fight over Kashmir.
China would still fight to take Taiwan.
Crimea would still be contested.
Falklands would still be contested.
North/South Korea aren't unified.
Formerly sovereign countries will fight fight for independence.

>Falklands would still be contested
Surely this old meme could finally die if this map happened.

Chink sympathizer

But you're the one who said it not me.

Urgh hold Australia's hand and sneak off somewhere else to make out with each other in private and escape from all the gooks and poondians

Japanbro is keeping the chink brothas down

What's the difference?

call /gsg/ and tell the to fuck off

They are already occupied. So many Asians there