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glenns vodka edition

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cara.

lids

brummie niggers out

katie x

Wew lads

white brummies in

got called a racist in glens lads

*cums on u*

>He doesn't drink Absolut Vodka (premium tolerance, from Sweden)

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>I'm depressed

Who isn't? We're all gonna die one day and that's terrifying. We just distract ourselves with pointlessness until the inevitable.

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haha alri think we pushed poleaboo a bit too hard

I'm the boy on top
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I have a personal embargo against Swedish products, I've never bought a hijab in my life because of this.

>2016
>not exclusively drinking cognac if it's spirits

don't do that

just because you don't like him because he doesn't like you doesn't mean he wasn't at least a mediocre and benign president

>We just distract ourselves with pointlessness until the inevitable.

elon musk

tube trains are very awkward experiences

ITT: Indians and Pakis

Kyary

Me on the left

hmm

Or what? You'll cum on me?

nice, just don't end up in alum rock
dunno if you're a billionaire but the ideal would be a qt apartment next to the canals down the jewellery quarter

SpaceX are based

I think my smug face collection more than proves my argument

>Obama was a good president TBQH lads, him not liking you is not a reason to hate him

>ywn look like a young Ernest Hemingway

Why live?

>1910=music started

>I have a personal embargo against Swedish products
Ah, how come you're importing one of our finest products then? I mean, you're up to 50% in London, I believe.

Can /brit/ redpill me about Liverpool and girls from there?

>benign
>doubled national debt
>worsened race relations to the point of Baltimore
>fucking Obongocare which has increased premiums for almost everyone bar retarded black single mothers

top kek

Nottingham > Birmingham

Lads I finally manned up today and I started to stare at the qt that catches the same bus as me. She would occasionally look at me before so I thought that she didn't find me repulsive at least. Any way we'd do our thing - look at each other and quickly look away once the other looked back, only this time when she looked at me I stared straight into her eyes and gave a big smile. I did this for at least 2 minutes so she'd know I was looking at her. She would now and then glance, but then stopped completely. I feel like shit, I could literally feel her interest in me dissipate as I did it. I fucked up. Fuck.

Underrated post

can't see webms tbqh

fuck off poortherner

It's in the top 3 scummiest places in Britain, the other two are London and Birmingham.

what happened?

the spaniards are weirdly comfortable with extended eye contact during the tube. there's no adverts to read and everyone just looks at each other for the whole trip

i literally know most of the metro map by now cos its the only thing non human to look at haha

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Man, it's inevitable that a least a few of us will get cancer. Shit.

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i don't like how stupid i am

>the economic centres are the scummiest
ahh yes

What's the best Oasis song lads?

you may as well be yanks

i dont like that im wasting away my potential.

i mean i could be sucking cock right now instead of shitposting on Sup Forums

verbally and physically assaulted some minorities

Not me (have a method)

Not me, I drink Innocent Smoothies.

>you
how new

>59316103
faggot

haha same

citrus punch

Hope its not me tbf, I want to live a long life

not me, i inject myself with cannabis oil daily

>a few of us
I've got bad news lid

Having a comfy wank as I shitpost

Used to be very comfortable wearing my glasses but now I'm afraid of looking like a numale tbqh. Might have to take the plunge into contacts.

essex went home a month ago

dont care about some irrelevant infrequent poster that arrived 2 days ago

originally laneman
recent roadman convert

flag checks out

ahh excellent very impressive

best city
best girl

Is a roadman like Rainman?

i'm not actually stupid. i just pretend to be. it's my gimmick

literal mong
he posts here everyday
he's a fellow brummie at uni there

niggers

Voice recognition software?

this post is in itself a gimmick

>An actual post discussing the culture of a nation, worth debate

>A shitpost

Which one gets the most replies?

Fucking starving but can't be arsed to make any food.

cooplands > greggs

*glomps everyone in this thread*

>he's a fellow brummie

That explains why he's a terrible poster.

good lad

>hey blog, this happened

>fat aussie housemate is having sex, again

being a girl is so fucking easy

please take that regressive language to another website thanks

the shitpost, you don't have to piss about replying seriously

>spic internet f is sleeping outside in a tent when he owns a house

what is he doing

*cuddles you*
:3

Barge in and ask if there's room for 3.

Isn't this my twitter feed?

gets bloody hot in the summer lad

sayers > cooplands > greggs

i am tempted to sleep outside

its almost 30c in my room

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BIT CHILLY ATM

Pretty annoying even the most disgusting troll like women can still get sex easy with decent looking blokes.

imagine living in a hot country

literally hell on earth

never heard of the 2 former

no bully pls i do good posts

Chatwins > everything else 2bh.

>sayers
literally who

Went to France once, it was 32 degrees out, my bollocks were fused to my legs.

imagine living in a cold country
You'd literally, LITERALLY, die if you didn't own a house or could afford heat.