/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/zP789wR

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
my.mixtape.moe/aijpuk.jpg

>Chink Shit Infographic v2.0 "Still Unfinished Edition"
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• Urgent reminder NOT to buy the Xiaomi Redmi 3S, it still has a bug causing it to lose 4G connectivity soon or later. Xiaomi still hasn't fixed this bug for that phone. • user plugs in a charger and it broke his tablet • user gets his autism spinner in • user shows off his new Serb flag • user receives a tally counter but doesn't know what to do with it • user forgot he even bought a laser pointer, now regrets it points it at his birb using it to attack birds in his backyard • user receives a useless fan with a neat into animation • Anons secondary HDD caddy shows • user bought two Xiaomi Mi Robot Vacuums, has trouble figuring out how to operate them at first • user bought a Phenom 2 doesn't work on this particular mobo but user can put it in another AM3 mobo • • The Vernee Apollo Lite is on sale and can be had for $130 • user has a custom printed XL mousepad show up Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/store/product/Bluedio-CS4/1405349_32680366044.html
gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_612740.html
aliexpress.com/item/2cute/32610319549.html?
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youtu.be/RQR-SZ0Rh08
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This thread is under supervision of the CIA

Why did you make this thread before the other one hit the bump limit?

Best key holder for under $3?

>living in cuckland
lel

Why do you care, your autistic reactions instantly pushed it over bump limit. Kill yourself.

CIA doesn't operate inside USA

Cia spies more on foreign citizens

...

You first, regularOP.

Why does regOP always make early threads?

see

God bless russians

why does regOP take off his trip to white knight himself in his own thread?

Link?

aliexpress.com/item/8008135/32744402925.html

I need a cute maid dress!!!

He's an autistic psychopath who wants a monopoly on /csg/.

Is OnePlus 3T considered chinkshit?

My sanrenmu from goybest arrived. Paid 6€.

It looks and feels great, but this is my only knife besides an old swiss knife so take that as you will. It's a bit smallish in my hands but for the 3-4 times I will need it a month on my job it's perfect.

For some reason, it was dirty in between, had some black chink cancer residue that I had to clean up.

where at you been

Thanks

i dont think chinks sell them in girl(male) size

Xiaomi unveils smart shoes powered by Intel

This CNY 300 pair of shoes (equivalent to $44/€41) have a 60 day battery life (never mind the name) and can track your movement - from walking or running, even climbing. At the end of the day you’ll get a report of distance traveled, your speed and calories burned.

gsmarena.com/xiaomi_unveils_smart_shoes_powered_by_intel-blog-23874.php

aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20170309093005&SearchText=cute maid dress

>shoe botnet
what a time to be alive

>autistic psychopath
Sounds more like the kind of person who gets upset about who makes a chink shit thread desu

Hey, I was looking for a decent tablet, mostly what matters is the screen and battery life as I'd be using it for reading and web browsing, pref. 8 - 10 inches

Right now I'm sitting here looking at Bluetooth speakers and review videos.

I am leaning toward the Bluedio CS4 at US $32.67.

aliexpress.com/store/product/Bluedio-CS4/1405349_32680366044.html

I am not sure if all the "good" reviews I see are all that legit since many of them appear to have affiliate links.

Anyone want to share some Bluetooth speaker recommendations of speakers you have or at minimum have listened to? (just don't post some random links, if you haven't listened to it yourself then your opinion doesn't matter)

xiaomi you nig

gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_612740.html

I totally recommend this chink knife on sale.

Got one this week.

Razor sharp
Lightweight
Perfect EDC size
Strong lock

>xiaomi you nig
Picture with you holding one or I don't buy that you own one and know how it sounds & I'll just assume your the xiaomi shill.

aliexpress.com/item/2cute/32610319549.html?

hi regularOP, how's your day been?

Shitty pic.

Got it for 7,90€, now it's cheaper.

C H I N K E D

what the phuc
do goybeast even ships anything for free anymore
or is just charging to my shithole

I was looking at something like
aliexpress.com/item/Newest-S109-10-inch-1920-1200-IPS-screen-4G-LTE-Android-6-0-10-1-tablet/32778705437.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.170.Wx2NuF&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10065_10130_10068_10501_10503_433_10136_10137_10138_10060_10062_20501_20503_10056_10055_10054_302_10059_10099_10103_10102_10096_10052_10053_10050_10107_10051_10106_20517_20515_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10078_10079_10073_10070_10122_10123_10126_10124-20503_20501_10503_10501_20517_20515,searchweb201603_1,afswitch_1,ppcSwitch_7,single_sort_0_default&btsid=ebadd1a7-cf2b-4899-8999-69d913c573ef&algo_expid=5dacfb8a-ecf0-426f-b3e5-b53239de6e03-22&algo_pvid=5dacfb8a-ecf0-426f-b3e5-b53239de6e03

But I'm assuming I can't trust the 1920x1200 resolution it claims.

FNF Ifive Mini 4S Android 6.0 Tablet is on sale for $99
www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_602714.html?wid=11

Techtablets reviewed it favourably
youtu.be/RQR-SZ0Rh08

That's uncanny, I got the exact same 7010 today as well. Not sure if I'm giving it to the gf or keeping it as a classier/less chunky option to my usual daily beaters.

Got my autism spinner. It works very well and it's decreased my autism by around 10%

>decreased

GB charges shipping to America now too.

Could this be the new clip?

aliexpress.com/item/Pre-Sale-BENJIE-1-8-TFT-Screen-Full-Zinc-Alloy-Lossless-HiFi-MP3-Music-Player-Support/32789808122.html

The screen is probably quite decent. You're going to be chinked on the general build quality & materials, mediakek, and battery life. Possibly shitty wifi as well.

Ok I'm bored with it now. Why did I buy this?

No. Stop shilling Benjie, they're not cheap enough to be cheap or good enough to be good.

You have cute hands user

What in the fuck is the point of that. For real. Just something to occupy your hands so you don't constantly masturbate or something?

I'd rather have an autistic psychopath than a Youtube pedophile.

>But I'm assuming I can't trust the 1920x1200 resolution it claims.
Oh, you can, I assure you.. you can. If it says the resolution is 1920x1200 then I am absolutely positively sure that it's 1920x1200 pixels. They never chink you like that.

I would on the other hand question if the claim that the screen is IPS is true or not and also question how it's back-lit. I've seen tablets with "IPS" screens that look washed out from an angle (clearly TN) with big fixed back-lights along the screen edges (looks horrible).

Do some research on 10" tablets because a lot of them are complete garbage. Look for reviews. Don't buy no-name brands. The first tablet I ever bought was a no-name 10" chink tablet. The on/off button failed after two months (had to re-map one of the volume buttons).

Looks pretty aesthetic and has good features, don't know if it will beat Xduoo though

I need these

I got the exact same one yesterday and posted in the last thread. I would say my autism increased by at least 10% because I can't put mine down. It turns out I don't want those long spinning ones because I like to one hand spin and flick it back and forth in both direction.

It already has a better DAC than the X2 and is cheaper than the X3.
Plus it has BT and is rockbox capable.

X3 is often on sale for ~$70, at that point it's only a $10 difference

Absolutely. Bi-directional bluetooth makes this one rather interesting.

Price is all wrong, though.
US $99.00 / piece? no.
Discount Price: US $59.40? no.

At $30? Probably a decent buy.

wtf is gaybeast doing

chinking

Well you only need to sell one

Very good and easy to use when you download the app. Great look, stylish design, great quality. It’s an easy scale that monitors your weight. great app to keep weight under control

ilaen.ru/home-gadgets/pp_168281.html

Should I buy a mechanical keyboard or a chinkphone? I'm thinking the zuk z2 or redmemes 3/4 or the poker II and keycaps.

You do, user. How do you take care of them?

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR REFERRAL LINKS

Well do you need a phone or do you need a keyboard?

Why not both? You can have a Redmeme 3 and an RK61 on that budget.

WHY XIAOMI DOESN'T UNDERSTAND TO MAKE 99% PHONES IN BLACK AND 1% IN GOLD AND GAYFAGGOT?

LITERALLY NEED TO PAY MORE BEC XIAOMI FUCKING CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE BASICS.

>RK61
Nice. Didnt know about this. But I will probably get both then at least soon.

pretty much

Cheap heatgun and tools for repairing cell phones and screens? I already have this tool set from amazon for about $15, which is very nice by the way.

>what are black ops

I bought that from gaybest for like 10$, really nice toolset.

how safe is it to buy from ioffer? and is it possible to somehow check the validity of some sellers? cause there are no decent review sections or total purchases

XiaoMi Mi Pad 2 16GB!!! $177.67 7.9 inch Retina Screen Intel Atom X5-Z8500 64bit Quad Core 2.2GHz Android 5.1 Type-C Interface 2GB RAM WiFi Bluetooth 4.1 Dual Cameras

alishort.ru/Q

Good and cheap USB desk Fan?

REFERRAL LINK

Daily reminder

what's the point of captcha if it doesn't even stop some ruskie's poorly coded spambot

I might buy this using your link today if I can fix my moto g screen otherwise I'm going to buy the redmi note.

My Xiaomi wifi extenders finally came after 2+ months in the mail!!!

>when you are too poor for chinkshit so you live it by seeing other opening packages
is this the last stage

I will buy you all the chinkshit you want someday when I become big guy.

bump

I literally can't stop buying chink knives, so

What's next?

aliexpress.com/item/poorfags-can-into-chinkshit-too/32747086496.html

you don't need to spend a lot of money for the excitement of receiving random packages every day

Ganzo automatic

liar, liar

gold one shows you're rich

Lads, I have a problem

I placed my first ever /csg/ order the other day on Fast Tech. I placed the order on Sunday and on Sunday night it was updated to say what I ordered (3 of the same product) would be coming on 3 different dates.

On Monday the order was updated to say 2 delivery dates for 2 of the items and just blank on the 3rd. I checked the product page and it says the item has been discontinued.

Have I been chinked on my first order lads?

Illegal in my country, not worth the risk.

I'm still mad that the Germans confiscated my chink knife at an airport because I accidently went outside the airport and had to pass security again

So you got it through the first time or on a layover from somewhere else?

I want to order from the chink sites but no cc. Just cash. What card should I buy? What do?

I got it through the first time in my own country, then I accidently exited the German airport when I got there and had to pass through security, that is when they confiscated it.

PayPal?

Yeah you're supposed to stay in the terminal because security is a bitch at least in the us.

Well I'd rather have bitchy security than exploding sandniggers left and right.

what the fuck

I agree but still sucks they have to scan you and everything

Good to see American corn exports to Russia are being put to good use

we need somebody to sacrifice for the causeand review them, I could use a new pair of shoes