Why are Latinos obsessed with old Simpsons episodes?

Why are Latinos obsessed with old Simpsons episodes?

Why is Sup Forums obsessed with old simpsons episodes?

New episodes are terrible

>obsessed
sorry, you're lurking /lat/ too much, we like it, but not so much to be called ''obsessed''

oie nose

they're actually good?

Latinos costumes =/= Latinos costumes on internet

because latino culture is very similar to the simpsons world, in seasons from before 2000

una vela...

Simpsons is shit. Most overrated show of all time.

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what would i know? im not a scientist..

Because they where much funnier than the new ones.

DIAF

We are more obsessed with DBZ, desu.

don't forget picardia, anime y duolinguo

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Because they're just now getting them as first-run episodes.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

Because the Mexican dub was excellent

Why would anyone be obsessed or even unironically watch the Simpsons past season 10?
Paleosimpsons are goat.

Both of these

Also, the Hank Scorpio episode is the best one and you absolutly can't prove me wrong

>Hank Scorpio episode is the best one and you absolutly can't prove me wrong
Haven't watched that episode in a decade.

BRUUUUJOOOOO

Yeah, for some reason the jews at fox and telefe refuse to cast it

this desu lad-o-senpai

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no, old episodes were GOAT. It brought up a whole generation of humans, so fucking do one. Bet you were unironically born in the mid-to-late nineties or onwards.

I quite like the argie stoned simpsons memes. I also hate leaf threads, so sage has gone in a few fields.

*Hispanics

*hue

>2016
>still wtaching simpsons

>had spanish class with a woman teacher from venezuela
>all we did was watch the Simpsons movie one day and another day we learned spanish body parts using a picture of Bart

I literally wish I was fabricating this but I would be lying

>costumes on internet
Kys

>be me
>learn english with english teacher
>watching From Dusk till Daw
no lies, it was dope

bump

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One day, 15 year old Lisa was sitting on her bed casually flipping through a magazine. Nobody else was home and she had been by herself since coming home from school an hour earlier. It was a bright, sunny April afternoon and in a month she'd be done with the 9th grade. "I'm bored." she muttered to herself as she absent-mindedly scratched her behind. "But at least it's quiet and that little bugger Maggie isn't here annoying me."

Lisa got up, pulled the window open a little more to let some breeze in, and then sat back down on her bed. She stared up at the ceiling, still bored to tears. "Y'know, I think I'll get something to drink in the kitchen." she said. Lisa then walked down the upstairs hallway and down the stairs. She got a glass of orange juice from the fridge, drank it, and then walked through the living room. "Say, I wonder if that jazz docu is on PBS." she thought. Lisa was just about to turn on the TV when she heard a clicking sound followed by the front door opening. "Oh, hey Bart. Is that you?" she said. But instead she heard a different voice. "Hey Bart, are you home?" Milhouse exclaimed. "We were supposed to go down to the skate park later and..." "Aw, crud." Lisa said.

Milhouse walked up to the living room. "Oh, hey Lis." he said with a slight smile. "Is Bart home?" "No. Go away." Lisa replied quickly. "Are you here all by yourself?" Milhouse queried. "Yeah. Now just go." said Lisa in an annoyed tone. Milhouse's smile widened. "Well isn't that romantic? The two of us here alone." "Yeah that's exactly why I don't like this situation." Lisa replied. "''Smatter. A pretty lady like you shouldn't be so sour." Milhouse said. "Look, bub. I'm not going to give you anything. Now get lost." "But you didn't say no two months ago." said Milhouse. "That was a stupid mistake and I'll never ever do it again." Lisa scowled. "Besides, I don't want to get pregnant." "Admit you want it bad now." Milhouse said. "No I'm not. Really."

Milhouse didn't reply. Instead he grabbed Lisa's arms and passionately kissed her. "Mmmmmm..." she feebly protested. "Stop..." "But why would I want to? I love staring into your perfect blue eyes and feeling your soft, smooth skin." "Enough with the bad Peppy Le Pew impression." Lisa grumbled. "Oh, but most girls would love being told about their perfection." Milhouse continued. He rubbed his hands along her back and continued kissing her some more. Despite her disdain for the situation, Lisa nonetheless made no serious effort to resist beyond a few feeble protests. Milhouse grew still bolder and stuck his hand in the back of her shorts (she was wearing a pair of orange gym shorts). He didn't stick it in her panties, he just ran it along the cotton fabric and squeezed her butt a few times. "Stop..." Lisa said weakly. She tried then to push him away but he continued to feel her body up.

this

Then he suddenly stopped and pulled back. Lisa stared in momentary confusion, wondering if Milhouse was done with her. Of course, he was only beginning. He then grabbed the waistband of her shorts and yanked them down. Lisa gulped as they fell down around her ankles, leaving her totally naked from the waist down. She closed her eyes, winced, and bit her lip. Milhouse then stepped behind her, unzipped his pants, and whipped out his throbbing 17 year old dick. He then grabbed Lisa in his arms and pulled her down onto the couch. The whole time, she didn't once open her eyes and instead just continued to make uncomfortable facial expressions. Finally, she started to talk in a feeble tone of voice. "Could you at least pull out of me at the end so I don't get pregnant?" "Sure thing." Milhouse said reassuringly as he ran his fingers through her starfish-shaped hair. He then shoved his dick into her pussy from behind and began pumping. Lisa tried not to, but she couldn't help but start feeling pleasure with each thrust. "Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she cried as the two came. "Now pull out of me!" she said quickly. "What? I...oh nuts." Milhouse said as he shot his cum right into her.

The two disengaged and fell over sweaty, naked, and gasping for breath. Milhouse yanked his pants back up. Lisa did the same after a few more moments. "That's ok." she said with a slight smile. Milhouse then looked at the clock on the coffee table. "Uh oh, I gotta go! See ya, babe!" he said as he started to head for the door. Lisa then rubbed her brow. "I hate him, but still..." she sighed with a smile.

The end.

I remember when I was in my fanfiction phase. This reads exactly like 50% of all smut but with different characters.

>writing erotic stories involving Milhouse

san jose...

At least he wrote them as teenagers instead of 8 year olds.

UNA

Everything before the 9th season is pure gold and everything before the 15th involving travels are great.
Not everyone I know is obsessed with the Simpsons but I personally know 5 people including my sister and I that are die hard fans of the serie.
My older cousin memorized the entire script of "bart's commet" and the Burn's casino one, other friend has shit ton of original merch and I own the 9 first seasons on DVD.

>yfw you fapped to the idea of Homer raping the shit out of Lisa