So Sup Forums, what was your first sexual experience?

>be 11
>have 14 yo babysitter
>I had no clue what was going on, but she starts showing me her tits
>and had me undress
>she sucked me off
>after a few moments, she climbed on top of me and was naked
>I swear I grew another few inches when I felt her wetness on me
>she tried kissing me but it seemed that neither of us knew what to do
>she then sat up and I felt my dick go deep in her and she moaned and starts rocking and grinding
>her A cup tits were bouncing in my face - it was amazing
>I came so quick but stayed hard and she came a couple of times before getting tired
>needless to say, she was my favorite sitter and we'd go at it every time she visited

I was a beta /r9k/ loser until I was 19, went to Europe, met some Spanish guy, did coke and ended up having sex.

Still to this day I get regular sex but only when I am really fucked up booze (cant do drugs anymore for work).

>be 22
>first gf is 19
>both are virgins
>apart from obvious awkwardness of the situation, everything goes rather smoothly
>I couldn't cum and didn't enjoy it at all

That's it, I'm totally disappointed and I'm never having sex again.

Fuck your normie memes

fuck I should say, I had sex with a stranger (who was a woman), not the spanish guy

>implying

stories that never happened.gif

I was around 8 or 9 and my older neighbour used me to practice kissing on, when I was a little older and said neighbour was in high school we moved on to kissing each other elsewhere

>18
>slut gets the hots for me idk why
>might as well use it to lose virginity
>my dick doesn't fit
>no lube
>only awkwardness

pretty shit/10

Lol, what a loser. I've been raping the housemaid since I was 5.

>I will never grow up with latina housemaids to play out scenes from my dirty ass maid vids

LEAVE AAAAAGGGHHHHHH

So I was 10 and my sister was 12

>be 0
>penetrate mums cunt with my head
>mum screams in agony because im a big boy

That's some gay shit

NORMIES GET OUT

A shitty handjob on a couch when I was like 15. Nothing special.

>be 0
>be a product of a c-section
>...

I don't believe a word of this shit.

Don't wanna green text it but a kid when I was seven wanted to play doctor then grabbed a stick and told me to put it in his butt.

Later we found out his dad was molesting him and his sister.

Actually pretty sad now that I think about it.

>Later we found out his dad was molesting him and his sister
Hot.

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