ITT: we say words we think sound German but probably aren't actually German words

ITT: we say words we think sound German but probably aren't actually German words.
schlargin

POOP

piss

gutenmacher

Hafhossen

Scheissenposten

dick

Allahu akbar

Immigration policy

Syria

Chi

eisenscheiss

We must secure a future for white children.

le

Schmerzes

autoerotik arsefiksiashen

egregious

the last part of your 2nd word sounds french

arschfixieaßen

De klopen zijn lekker

Holcaust

stroesterwitz

Bergenschtatt

Klausterfokken

der bavariANUS

zyklon b

الديوث بلدي القرف

ubermensch

vontischreich

GRUFFANSTAGEN

Eisenbargeschichtklangen

GESCHRIEKT SIE DEINE MIFFENPLATZE

VERHABIN A PROBLEM

kleint

Turfinsterniserheisserichter

Grönertewertenbläschenshaft

HANGUSSHILINGFERNANG!

Judentöter

kek

klein is a word

KRAMPUFFENGESTALTSCHTEIN

dickenbusch

No, I'm probably the only person seriously posting

kleint is Norwegian slang for awkward

what does serious mean in this context?

*flips u off*

Oh, I see what you mean. You mean words that exist in other languages. Well that's not what I meant in my OP, but whatevs.

GOOBENBAGIN

SCHLANGER!

Fotzenzerstörermaschine

Aschbuschangtoffelanzierunggeheiten

this is basically how quickly you need to move your torso to make a women cum. You'd need to go to the gym 2 hours a day to have that type of stamina built up. fuck that shit.

Never give up
Follow your dreams

Liechtenstein

Westnerbergstrieb

post more jew man

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schosslochtagen

>that jew watermark on the top left
oy oy

most of them kind of sound like names of villages kek

lassenfertochwen

You picked out the right time for this with no Germanons around.
Let me tell you that your words are laughably bad. Are you even trying lads?

Siegbrau

Deutschekück

Effen
Schlaf
Geuhrig
Matzel
Schneifen
Leipenbeil

>Schlaf
It means sleep.
The other ones are good.

why can't people make these jokes about the english language?

GERMANY BTFO
T
F
O

>germans don't even bother to reply they are btfo so hard

will they ever recover?

GERMANY ON SUICIDE WATCH

lippenstahl

How do you know this user?
Also, the t in the ending is an ending to the adjective that maked it mean awkwardly, the core word is just klein which means awkward. Kleint is't slang either it is the only word we have for awkward.

>not obviously French.

Deutsch, not Dutch. Klopen isn't a word though

Can confirm this is the only actual German word in this thread. Based Fickmaschinenjude.

Einloaf

Schlitterbahn

>have a waterpark
>name it something vaguely German because who likes watersports more than Klaus and his countrymen

i guess it's hitler isn't hitler an austrian homosexaul jew?

Schicklgruber

q

kampfy

Dicken

kebab

what is your opinion of this thread Germans?

Nafufirlich.

FICKI FICKI

Scheinzer

kraugenstahl

Esussen ossen

Auscheiloss

Schedule
When i first heard this word i thought it was german

why no germanics responding? do you actually feel btfo?

This thread is a disgrace. Delete it this instance!

gream
purrourns
dretural
flessort
entralam
anaghery
spathile
ditossle

fair enough. doesn't sound funny though like krankenwagen

tedotgerrmanchwen

Geissenhedegger in der weirhelm kett schluffensdeisenhosse! Lit bin einkerfufel, mit der schlossen die bossen die grussbittheimer?

bad, spelling is too anglo

that's better

Not really

aphchel

Dout boyim

Mildly amusing thread guys. You can do better though.

Gewinn Kriege