Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

Easter?

Why don't Australians say sorry to the Abos?

we did

The Resurrection of Jesus Christ?

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You're not Australian though.

Fuck off, peru

Hello,
It has come to my attention that Americans, while calling themselves Christian, also known as one that believes that Jesus is the true son of God and his faithful messenger, do not celebrate the yearly fact that he has, indeed, risen again.
I find this apalling and require an explanation.

Signed,
Concerned Christian (Alberto B.)

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Why do Americans fail to observe the resurrection of the holy one?

Why do Americans shoot men before throwing them out of planes?

eastern

Why don't the French win wars?

tradition

Easter?

see

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What's going on here?

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>tfw friday the 13th is over

EXTREMELY good post OP. I'd often wondered the same

I don't know anyone who doesn't celebrate it...

We did though

>ameri""""""""can """"""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""

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How is that banter?

has anyone noticed just how smug this frog is? how could a frog be so smug? what do you think hes so smug about?

The Ascension?

Easter?

I am American, and I have celebrated Easter every year that I can remember. It is usually a rather large celebration too.

The resurrection?

Yes. My family is Ukrainian Orthodox and we celebrate Easter ever year.

Easter?

Yes. I am an atheist but I still celebrate it with them out of respect for the tradition.

is this meta ironic level reversal shitposting, or are you just this new?

The resurrection pertaining to that of the holy one?

I am not sure I understand. I celebrate Easter and I am helping these Australians by sharing my experience.

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Do you celebrate Easter, Australian friend?

EASTAAAAAH?


AM I MEMEING RIGHT

HELP AM I MEMING RIGHT AUSTRALIA HELP ME HERE ROFLAMOAMFODWJFAP HELP ME MEME

Easter?

ya

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ester?

The Book of Esther?

Why don't Aussies celebrate pi day?

Checkmate Australians.

Book?

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>Australians don't celebrate Pi day.
Literal fucking cucks.

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I'm glad you feel smug about your math illiteracy.

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Gabagool?

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leafie got mad

forgot its my sisters birthday lads

Easter?

pi day?

Why don't Americans celebrate Eurovision?

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Black history month?

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wall?

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The date of 3.14?