Windows 10 "Playable Ads"

> Playable Ads – Acquire Users Who Love to Engage with Your App
blogs.windows.com/buildingapps/2017/03/09/playable-ads-acquire-users-love-engage-app/#uqTEm7WdLgZO8WWH.97

> Playable Ads are a completely new way for end users to interact with ads and apps. With this capability, end users never leave the current app. The ad click will result in inline expandable app streaming: for three minutes, the user can interact with the app as if it’s already installed on his/her device. This gives the user time to decide if he or she wants to install the app. At the end of the streaming session, users can click on a link to install the app if the app experience met expectations.

YOU J_U_S_T CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>it's fucking real

Wait, people click ads?

apps have had ads in them for the past two decades

Question: what if you block the ad servers' IP in the Hosts file?

>playable ads in ads in adware.

>MS redefines the meaning of remote code execution again

Depends. Windows 10 can bypass hosts file. Edge can do that.

:^) gaymen os gaymen ads

macOS doesn't have this problem.

no, but it's gay. and it's an even worse privacy invader.

>it's gay
That's not an argument.

>and it's an even worse privacy invader.
Not really.

>it's an even worse privacy invader.
That's what I was thinking in the glorious days of Windows 7, but with the time, Microsoft is going full retard, and now Windows 10 is a real adware at the same level that those small shitty proprietary softwares filled with ads

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>That's not an argument.

you are an ad

a
gay
ad

>he/she can't fathom that every major modern operating system has been worked on by members of the LGBT community

>she

>he can't fathom that there are women who use Sup Forums everyday

You've had conversations with women on here without even realizing it.

Feels good to be a Linux user right about now. :^)

+++ this person gets it

>no, but it's gay. and it's an even worse privacy invader.
rofl are people really resorting to blatant lies now to criticize apple? theres other shit you can dig on them but lies? come on bra

I don't care if you're a fag or dyke, stop pushing your agenda everywhere. Literally Linux and BSD are the only ones free of it.

>blatant lies
applel has been spying on people way before maft started with their shennanigans, around winblows 8 era.

is it true that women have vaginas

Wincucks BTFO

Why would anyone want to "interact with ads"?
>end users never leave the current app
WHAT THE FUCK

Because people like ads :^)

All your arguing is 100% completely futile.
You see, the Sup Forumstoddler only has 1 thing on his mind:
VIDEO GAMES
and nothing, short of his own death, or a shortage of Tendies, can change that.

If Microsoft required an anal probe to be worn for the latest """AAA""" games, the Sup Forumsigger would agree in a heartbeat, in fear of losing his video games.

It's that simple.

Sup Forums is ad supported.
Checkmate atheists.

> not blocking on OSI layer 1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and then it deaperately tries to connect to ms and wastes 50% of cpu all the time.

> If Microsoft required an anal probe to be worn for the latest """AAA""" games
There are still consoles, why play on an inferior platform?

A year of running Windows 10 and I've literally never seen any ads

Same. Nor have I ever had any of the "omg this app installed itself" things.

>tfw you're running Enterprise and will never ever see any of this stuff

One way or another it still drills your ass

who cares
video games faggot

Windows 7 does video games as well.

hello user, what is that firefox dark theme? it looks kind of nice

I don't use the MSRT or Defender, so literally all it's sending them according to that is the fact that I turned their telemetry off.

Built-in Dev theme (dark). On stable you need this
addons.mozilla.org/en-Us/firefox/addon/devedition-theme-enabler/
Change from light to dark in dev tools settings

It _INCLUDES_ MSRT and Defender, not _LIMITED_ to. Learn to read.

I got a copy of Windows 10 pro OEM. I haven't had any of these things happen. And I'm running normal install. No fuckery done on my end other than turning off telemetry and such.

thanks senpai

>turning off telemetry
Placebo.

never?
Nigger its gonna be on Enterprise as well

no no no this has to do with obsoleting traditional retard apps that have to be browsed, selected, check for compatibility, downloaded, installed, configured, try it out, configure, doesn't work, try another app, repeat, and so on

java is dying and apps will install without you noticing soon

>make app with one of the 0day privilige escalation exploits that are always present for windows
>pay ms
>It installs by the user just seeing the add
>Massive botnet

>botnet master wins
>MS wins
>user is fucked

It's already there on Enterprise CBB, which is the same as Pro.

Your loonix distro was developed to spy on you by the cia.

>I've never had a job nobody would ever want to buy something from me.
Cuckservatives, everyone.

Good, I don't use Linux.

What?

Sure, the wording could be better but if you check other documentation you'll find out that it is indeed limited to msrt and defender.

No, even on microsoft's website where it documents this policy it vaguely states "includes" not limited.

>Google's face when Microsoft turns advertisement-terror up to 11

Apps already install without us noticing.

We call that stuff malware.

But Win10 is malware so...

>you've had conversations with women on here without even realizing it
And that's the fucking point. This is an anonymous discussion board on technology, whether the other user has cock or a cunt is irrelevant to the discussion so why the fuck bother with getting the pronoun right.

And you'll never, ever see it if you have your system configured correctly. I don't even have the store installed.

This is only level 3 of 10
Microsoft has far bigger plans :^)

Ads/Windows, or as I've recently started calling it, Ads + Windows

It's basically app streaming like what Google did. What should I see here?

Windows 7 user here: everyone who switched to windows 10 is a massive cuck.

this

Sup Forumstoddlers in denial

The article you posted, OP, doesn't say much about any ads.

It seems it's a new system of previewing what an app can do before actually installing it. So, it's something that the user may choose to preview or not.

There's no mention of a forced display of ads. Read the article.

thats why MS was the first to join prism?

>who switched to windows 10 is a massive cuck.
I enjoy WIN+TAB, third party apps never had proper virtual desktop support. They always had bugs.

The new Hyper-V capabilities are also cool, and Bash for Windows is also fuckin A, don't have to boot a VM and mess with shared folders and shit.

>WIN+TAB
Alt Tab, but with larger preview, you've got to be kidding

>virtual desktop
Useless

>The new Hyper-V capabilities
Which is the same as the one found in 7, and completely inferior to the industry standard VMWare

>Bash for Windows is
useless garbage

Windows 10 Enterprise user here: everyone who uses any other version of Windows is a massive cuck or a tech-illiterate grandma.

Enterprise always better and you can switch telemetry to the least amount possible.
Never had any ad

[spoiler]No_[/spoiler]

>using the smiley with a carat nose

It's a carrot nose

>not using the smiley with carat nose

*carat

Carrot

Windows 7 has no DX12

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I really don't see the issue here. It only gets the "app stream" if you already clicked on the ad. If you already clicked on it, what's so bad about trying before you buy?

I personally hate ads and use blocks/host files blacklists anyway, and haven't actually clicked on an ad in 8 years, so this doesn't affect me.

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Is Microsoft completely retarded? I mean most people PAY for their OS. They can do this to pirates but not paying customers

What? Are people reading Marx from Wikipedia?

Ubuntu LTS and Win 7 dual boot master race reporting in

>DX12
Useless

Wikipedia can't get more jewish as it is already. If he read such things from wikipedia, the reality should be far more embarrassing.

>Not blocking the hosts and server IPs at the router level.

Winblows 10 can bypass many addresses. It has a hardcoded whitelist.

Faster boot times, more security. WDDM 2.1

What if you block them from router? Does it have a proxy to get around such countermeasures?

>more security
The entire OS is malware, can't get less secure than that.

Are you retarded? The connection doesn't reach the OS genius. Windows can't magically bypass the router. Windows can only ignore it if its on the OS, like the hosts

False. 7 boots in 10 seconds on my system and so does 10, they're the same.

>WDDM 2.1
Shove all the DX12 bullshit up your ass already

Block the proxy
>Shove all the DX12 bullshit up your ass already
WDDM 2,1 supports DX9 and up genius.

Yes, that would prevent it. However, doing so causes high CPU usage due to 10 constantly trying to reach those servers

Does that mean I can address you using female pronouns? (:

>WDDM 2,1
ANd there's no other reason to want this but dx12 meme

Not that guy, but why would that be a problem?

Some guys are too insecure to tolerate being associated with anything considered feminine. Some guys will lose their spaghetti if you address them by "she/her."

Try it on Sup Forums and see the response.