I'm fucking scared of this thing now

I'm fucking scared of this thing now.

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Is that they Amazon brand fleshlight?

Dot would be sufficient to accommodate my penis size.

>Placing an internet connected microphone in your house

Lol wtf why now?
Hope its not that CIA shit.
These companies hoard your data to sell it and the government can request it any time. Oh they can see it directly wow I'm upset now.
You guys should be less concerned with shitposting and more concerned with apologising to tinfoil hatters

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I have an Android (and a Samsung smart tv)

>now
Were you retarded before?

Holy shit.

jesus

>what is a smartphone

It looks like the Monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Coincidence??? I think not.

Alexa, open the pod bay doors

Everything is Botnet

Why didn't you listen?

Everything is connected to the cia though.
Their tendrils finger even the deepest crevasse.

You should be scared of just about everything besides FreeBSD.

thos video right here is why the amazon shill from the last thread don't show up.

Why? I'm not a criminal or pedo.

Scary as fuck.

everyone is CIA now

>WE'RE ALL SONS OF THE PATRIOTS

There's nothing to be scared of. It's remarkably accurate. Sure, there are stories of it going off on some voice command it received from a radio show or TV show, but c'mon those are really rare instances. If you're really that afraid of losing money, just don't add your credit card to Amazon and that's it.

Alexa actually has a specific answer if it didn't understand the question, I believe it says "I'm sorry I didn't quite catch that" or something to that effect so the fact that it didn't even answer is interesting.

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>Alexa, are you in possession of information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton?

Alexa, AM I BEING DETAINED?!
Alexa, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

botnet

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Are those the new Cybermen?

underrated toast