National Anthem Contest

Fairly simple premise.

Nominate your three favourite CURRENT anthems in order of preference.

1st choice gets 3 pts, 2nd choice 2pts, 3rd choice 1 pt

I do a running tally and the winning anthem is decided by the scoreboard either when I get bored/pass out or when the thread dies. Whatever happens first.

To start it off...

1. Brazil
2. Russia
3. France

>Scoreboard
3 Brazil
2 Russia
1 France

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=hIrFJmWx8Zs
youtube.com/watch?v=6T4MClfHOiY
youtube.com/watch?v=3hAleep6uBI
youtube.com/watch?v=mffoOM3yy2A
youtube.com/watch?v=1u7WN2zBEDc
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

1. Montenegro
2. Russia
3. EU (does that count?)

1. Kazakhstan
2. Syria
3. Azerbaijan

>(does that count?)

Why not? It's a decent tune

>Scoreboard
4 Russia
3 Brazil
3 Kazakhstan
3 Montenegro
2 Syria
1 Azerbaijan
1 EU
1 France

I have the feeling the irrelevancy of many countries that have great anthems might skew this a lot 2bh

If there are musical patricians lurking this thread then they might offset the tunage/relevance bias.

Time will tell...

I'll invite the lads from /flag/tism over

Godspeed

1. France
2. USA
3. Russia
I only out Russia so low because I had a Russian friend translate it into English for me and the lyrics aren't very good

The French lyrics are fucking brutal...

>Scoreboard
5 Russia
4 France
3 Brazil
3 Kazakhstan
3 Montenegro
2 Syria
2 USA
1 Azerbaijan
1 EU

1 - Kazakhstan
2 - Syria
3 - Russia

>Scoreboard
6 Kazakhstan
6 Russia
4 France
4 Syria
3 Brazil
3 Montenegro
2 USA
1 Azerbaijan
1 EU

1.Portugal
2.North Korea
3.Sweden

1. Kazahkstan
2. Russia
3. France

I would have Russia at #1 but I first heard Egypt's rendition of the anthem and I can't forget how fucking hilarious it was

(If I'm allowed to vote for my own country)
1. Russia
2. Netherlands
3. Germany

if not allowed to vote for my own cunt

1. Rusia
2. Germany
3. France

Yes you may vote for your own country :)

(And thank you for giving Germany a point. Their anthem is very profound and catchy)

>Scoreboard
11 Russia
9 Kazakhstan
5 France
4 Syria
3 Brazil
3 Montenegro
3 Portugal
2 Best Korea
2 Netherlands
2 USA
1 Azerbaijan
1 EU
1 Germany
1 Sweden

>I would have Russia at #1 but I first heard Egypt's rendition of the anthem and I can't forget how fucking hilarious it was

Yes, I almost died laughing when I heard that. Still, spare a moment for the band that actually died as a consequence I imagine).

If anybody is lurking and thinks it's going slowly then give it a friendly bump ;>)

1 - France
2 - Russia
3 - Italy

netherlands
russsia
canada

1. Mongolia
2. Kazakhstan
3. Russia

They did the same with the Marseillaise...
youtube.com/watch?v=hIrFJmWx8Zs

1. Russia
2. Kazakhstan
3. Germany

1. Hungary
2. Russia
3. Japan

Are you all memeing with Kazakhstan? Its not the same as from borat

1) Russia
2) UK
3) France
I'd put Germany in but they stole the tune from Austria

^

The song they used in the film is actually a Turbo Folk song from the Balkans
>Scoreboard
20 Russia
11 Kazakhstan
9 France
5 Netherlands
4 Syria
3 Brazil
3 Hungary
3 Mongolia
3 Montenegro
3 Portugal
2 Best Korea
2 Germany
2 UK
2 USA
1 Azerbaijan
1 Canada
1 EU
1 Italy
1 Japan
1 Sweden

Absolutely not, Meniñ Qazaqstanim is an amazing tune.

1-Russia
2-Catalonia
3-France

I had the Russian anthem on autoplay and I came across some pooinloo and this tribute

youtube.com/watch?v=6T4MClfHOiY

Pretty fucking sharp.

>Scoreboard
23 Russia
11 Kazakhstan
10 France
5 Netherlands
4 Syria
3 Brazil
3 Hungary
3 Mongolia
3 Montenegro
3 Portugal
2 Best Korea
2 Catalonia*
2 Germany
2 UK
2 USA
1 Azerbaijan
1 Canada
1 EU
1 Italy
1 Japan
1 Sweden

USA
France
Kazakhstan

Thanks for vote

>Scoreboard
23 Russia
12 France
12 Kazakhstan
5 Netherlands
5 USA
4 Syria
3 Brazil
3 Hungary
3 Mongolia
3 Montenegro
3 Portugal
2 Best Korea
2 Catalonia*
2 Germany
2 UK
1 Azerbaijan
1 Canada
1 EU
1 Italy
1 Japan
1 Sweden

1. Kazakhstan
2. EU
3. Kazakhstan (Borat ver.)

>3. Kazakhstan (Borat ver.)

FFS Belgium, I though you were cool. That Balkan Turbo Folk song is not a national (or superstate or disputed territory*) anthem. I have transferred your 1pt to Belgium.

>Scoreboard
23 Russia
15 Kazakhstan
12 France
5 Netherlands
5 USA
4 Syria
3 Brazil
3 EU
3 Hungary
3 Mongolia
3 Montenegro
3 Portugal
2 Best Korea
2 Catalonia*
2 Germany
2 UK
1 Azerbaijan
1 Belgium
1 Canada
1 Italy
1 Japan
1 Sweden

1. Romania
2. UK
3. Russia

Thanks Russia. Looks like we're playing for places now...

>Scoreboard
24 Russia
15 Kazakhstan
12 France
5 Netherlands
5 USA
4 UK
4 Syria
3 Brazil
3 EU
3 Hungary
3 Mongolia
3 Montenegro
3 Portugal
3 Romania
2 Best Korea
2 Catalonia*
2 Germany
1 Azerbaijan
1 Belgium
1 Canada
1 Italy
1 Japan
1 Sweden

If I may, how does it feel knowing that your national anthem is universally regarded as BASED?

I wish this country wasn't such a poor shithole. It's like the anthem was written about some other cunt.

Your govt still scares the shit out of other countries... Putin just brazenly snatched Crimea and US and EU did fuck all. They just watched.

I guess that doesn't make any difference to the average Ruski though.

Out of interest, do your elders say it is better to live now or was it better under the hammer and sickle?

1.Montenegro
2. Italy
3. Japan

Danke schon

>Scoreboard
24 Russia
15 Kazakhstan
12 France
6 Montenegro
5 Netherlands
5 USA
4 UK
4 Syria
3 Brazil
3 EU
3 Hungary
3 Italy
3 Mongolia
3 Portugal
3 Romania
2 Best Korea
2 Catalonia*
2 Germany
2 Japan
1 Azerbaijan
1 Belgium
1 Canada
1 Sweden

>do your elders say it is better to live now or was it better under the hammer and sickle
The ones i talked with about it said it was much better during the Soviet times.

1. Canada
2. Japan
3. China

1.Russia
2.France
3.Germany

EU
ITALY
UK

1. Russia
2. Italy
3. Vietnam

Why is that? The oligarchs? The restrictions? The Mafia? Did communism simply work better than capitalism for them?

Don't feel obliged to answer if you might get into trouble

Thanks Finland
Thanks Japan
Merci beaucoup
Grazie bene (?)

>Scoreboard
30 Russia
15 Kazakhstan
14 France
7 Italy
6 EU
6 Montenegro
5 Netherlands
5 USA
5 UK
4 Canada
4 Japan
4 Syria
3 Brazil
3 Germany
3 Hungary
3 Mongolia
3 Portugal
3 Romania
2 Best Korea
2 Catalonia*
1 Azerbaijan
1 Belgium
1 China
1 Sweden
1 Vietnam

friendly reminder this is the real russian anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=3hAleep6uBI

1. Russia
2. Kazakhstan
3. Hungary

Thanks/Gracias

>Scoreboard
33 Russia
17 Kazakhstan
14 France
7 Italy
6 EU
6 Montenegro
5 Netherlands
5 USA
5 UK
4 Canada
4 Hungary
4 Japan
4 Syria
3 Brazil
3 Germany
3 Mongolia
3 Portugal
3 Romania
2 Best Korea
2 Catalonia*
1 Azerbaijan
1 Belgium
1 China
1 Sweden
1 Vietnam

1. Netherlands
2. Denmark
3. Russia

Dank

>Scoreboard
34 Russia
17 Kazakhstan
14 France
8 Netherlands
7 Italy
6 EU
6 Montenegro
5 USA
5 UK
4 Canada
4 Hungary
4 Japan
4 Syria
3 Brazil
3 Germany
3 Mongolia
3 Portugal
3 Romania
2 Best Korea
2 Catalonia*
1 Azerbaijan
1 Belgium
1 China
1 Denmark
1 Sweden
1 Vietnam

What happens to your anthem if you get a king?

1. USSR/Russia
2. Montenegro
3. Kazakhstan

"queen" becomes "king"

1. France
2. The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
3. New Zealand (Maori verse)

what if the next monarch identifies as agender or smth?

Then the British monarchy is fucked

Never though that people like our anthem.

What he said.

Haven't seen your vote yet...

Cheers guy
Bonza

>Scoreboard
37 Russia
18 Kazakhstan
17 France
8 Netherlands
8 Montenegro
7 Italy
7 UK
6 EU
5 USA
4 Canada
4 Hungary
4 Japan
4 Syria
3 Brazil
3 Germany
3 Mongolia
3 Portugal
3 Romania
2 Best Korea
2 Catalonia*
1 Azerbaijan
1 Belgium
1 China
1 Denmark
1 The Haka
1 Sweden
1 Vietnam

1. Australia
2. New Zealand
3. Not sure

They don't. It's shit.

They just like the theme song from Borat.

What are your three favourite anthems?

it's pretty nice

Also, based on the translation, the lyrics are very neat.

>It's shit.
"no"
Meniñ Qazaqstanim is great m8

mate don't fucking appropriate my stereotypical phrases or i will bash your fucking skull in, you self righteous pommy cunt

>They don't. It's shit.
>They just like the theme song from Borat.
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1. Russia
2. Norway
3. France

Don't be such a fackin drongo

First country that comes to your head gets the 1pt

1. Tuva
2. Russia
3. Austria-Hungary

1. Russia
2. France
3. EU

Malawi

1. Russia
2. France
3. Montenegro

1. Russia
2. Argentina
3. Germany

i swear to fucking god cunt i will glass you in a KFC carpark if you keep talking like a cheap incorrect aussie stereotype

1. Russia
2. North Korea
3. Kazakhstan

1)Fronce :^)
2)Kazakhstan
3)Nepal

1. France
2. Spain
3. Italy

...

Gracias
Well played on Tuva but I did explicitly say current so your AH goes to flag.
Right ho
Shalom?
Thank you
Namaste
Merci
Dziękuję!

>Scoreboard
51 Russia
26 France
21 Kazakhstan
11 Montenegro
8 Italy
8 Netherlands
7 UK
6 EU
6 USA
4 Best Korea
4 Canada
4 Germany
4 Hungary
4 Japan
4 Syria
3 Australia
3 Brazil
3 Mongolia
3 Portugal
3 Romania
3 Tuva*
2 Argentina
2 Catalonia*
2 New Zealand
2 Norway
2 Spain
1 Azerbaijan
1 Belgium
1 China
1 Denmark
1 Malawi
1 Nepal
1 Sweden
1 The Haka
1 Vietnam

i wish star spangled banner had some not faggoty performances

1. France
2. Russia
3. Portugal

1 France
2 UE
3 Italy

1. Canada
2. Fiji
3. The sound of me skull-fucking your mum

This is a pretty sweet rendition

youtube.com/watch?v=mffoOM3yy2A

But I agree. Star Spangled would be much nearer the top if they didn't let women menstruate all over it.

Gracias
Merci (I have to presume you meant EU rather than UAE... let me know if you want to amend)
I'll just use flag for your 1pt

>Scoreboard
53 Russia
32 France
21 Kazakhstan
11 Montenegro
9 Italy
8 Netherlands
7 Canada
7 UK
8 EU
6 USA
4 Australia
4 Best Korea
4 Germany
4 Hungary
4 Japan
4 Portugal
4 Syria
3 Brazil
3 Mongolia
3 Romania
3 Tuva*
2 Argentina
2 Catalonia*
2 Fiji
2 New Zealand
2 Norway
2 Spain
1 Azerbaijan
1 Belgium
1 China
1 Denmark
1 Malawi
1 Nepal
1 Sweden
1 The Haka
1 Vietnam

UE is EU in French

>Scoreboard
53 Russia
32 France
21 Kazakhstan
11 Montenegro
9 Italy
8 EU
8 Netherlands
7 Canada
7 UK
6 USA
4 Australia
4 Best Korea
4 Germany
4 Hungary
4 Japan
4 Portugal
4 Syria
3 Brazil
3 Mongolia
3 Romania
3 Tuva*
2 Argentina
2 Catalonia*
2 Fiji
2 New Zealand
2 Norway
2 Spain
1 Azerbaijan
1 Belgium
1 China
1 Denmark
1 Malawi
1 Nepal
1 Sweden
1 The Haka
1 Vietnam

>Russia >Russia > Russia

>looks through the window
>weeps

youtube.com/watch?v=1u7WN2zBEDc

UE = Union Européenne

Good catch.

Thank you.

Did you get the lads from /flag/tism?

Have they been?

The scoreboard is looking pretty pleb tbqh.

They've mostly posted ITT

you thick fuck

>doesn't know the different terms for the EU

this thread in cancer, you are cancer, please die in a fire

France
Russia
USA

1.portugal
2.montenegro
3.sweden

Dank je

Would you prefer it if the UK stayed in UE or went out?

Cheers man.

How the fuck was I supposed to know my distantly removed thieving underarm bowling cunt probable relative?

Obrigado!

>Scoreboard
55 Russia
35 France
21 Kazakhstan
13 Montenegro
9 Italy
8 EU
8 Netherlands
7 Canada
7 Portugal
7 UK
7 USA
4 Australia
4 Best Korea
4 Germany
4 Hungary
4 Japan
4 Syria
3 Brazil
3 Mongolia
3 Romania
3 Tuva*
2 Argentina
2 Catalonia*
2 Fiji
2 New Zealand
2 Norway
2 Spain
2 Sweden
1 Azerbaijan
1 Belgium
1 China
1 Denmark
1 Malawi
1 Nepal
1 The Haka
1 Vietnam

you are pretty much french cunt

so learn the language

Overwhelmingly prefer in.
I like dealing with UK businesses.
From next year, free roaming across EU, will be very nice for my trips to England, Scotland.
In due time we'll have no geoblocking across EU lines, which means access to BBC iplayer and British versions of Netflix.

I really see no reason to leave, especially as your "immigrant problem" really looks to be mainly non-EU immigrants.

Thankfully, in is still the favourite.

It would be lunacy for the UK to leave the EU. Who the fuck will have our back? US? China? India? Russia? They will literally marmalize us.

And as you say, UK has its own border policy. And our own arrangements with our old asian colonies (the source of the mad mullahs) which have fuck all to do with the EU