Tell me one thing that only happens in your country

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The most dangerous activity in the world is waiting in line for some fast food at night in Finland.

Are fat people on Walmart scooters a common occurrence elsewhere? I know it's not on the level that we have it but does the phenomenon still exist?

Beer pong is a U.S. only phenomena as far as I know

lebs get glassed

When Santa Claus comes, there is the whipe father with him, he is very scary and mean.

Pedestrians stopping at red lights although the street is completely empty.

Nah I played it at a party the other week ago. Even used the red meme cups.

Hootenannies
Square dancing
Donkey basketball

ORDNUNG

Most countries don't gratuitously appease fat people like Americans do

I can't think of a single one.
We're pretty normal I guess.

The scooters are for disabled people, and this retarded country classifies fat people as disabled. So...

>Mom falls and hurts her leg yesterday
>Took her to the hospital
>one x-ray, a medical boot, an exam and 2 hours later
>$400.00

Such is life in Ameriga. Thank god she can afford it.

>Mfw memecups is spreading to Australia and soon, the whole world
JUST

Governor of Kamchatka gifts a new Lexus to model, who escorts him 2 days on economic forum

>laziness and lack of self-control is a disability

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

Line for free buckets.

Well not literally, otherwise they'd get welfare.

More like fattie buy scooters once they get so fat that walking takes too much energy.

>>laziness and lack of self-control is a disability
American fat is caused by unanchored fat receptors that keep spreading due to the genetics of mix-race European destroying the original English race.

absolutely disgusting

This is one thing i dont get, people always say that theres fights and shit on the fast food lines, but ive never seen any even tho i go drink every friday (I live at meme capital, so its just the böndes or what? :D)

Do other cunts have monster truck rallies? It seems like something your average Bogan would like.

Earthquakes every week

Why isn't she insured when she can afford it?

That's a Japan thing too

I don't know, you ask me.

Oh , right: we have bidet

......

you can win any argument by bringing up what happened in the 17th century and how it applies to your opponent

That's the same thing everywhere except with Nazis, though.

to be fair, if you talk to most of those people they do seem brain damaged

Standing in line is optional
Arabs playing minecraft looking for diamonds
Shlomos reading books all day and get money from the state for it
Should i continue?

Dog spinning

We pay medical research companies more money so that they can cure more dieseses for the benefit of the rest of the world

>be 14 young man
>cousin's cottage at sipoo
>cousins 14 and 16, both grills. both very friendly and beautiful
>spend a day talking about nice things, picking mushrooms etc
>give a good impression of youself (probably?) >in the evening, sauna
>being naked is natural, mixed sauna
>penis already turns in to a light standby mode from the thought of being naked with cousins (not erection but noticeably bigger)
>take a proper sauna, go drink naked and back to sauna
>exchange suggestive looks and smiles with cousins but nobody's saying anything yet
>my and my cousin's parents have had enough of the heat and they go get some wine and light the barbecue
>me and my two astounding cousins are naked side by side
>at this point hardening control failed and my shween started to imply that my cousins were 5/5
>I was embarrassed and tried to hide it
>cousins giggled a little but said that it doesn't matter, they start to introduce their own anatomical peculiarities
>"do you want to touch my boobs"
>susanna seal of approval and move hand towards boobs
>"but can I touch your penis?'
>fsst tough situation. don't know what to answer
>suddenly your dad appears in sauna
>"it's an emergency, cousin girls, get the fuck out of here"
>cousins exit and father shits semi consistent tarts on the heater
>bends you to lie on your stomach
>I'll shit on your back now, son"
>okay dad
>shit ejects on your back
>dad rubs it against your back and asks "you like it son, you like it?'
>"honestly not very much, no"
>"me neither, I thought you'd like it"
>never talk about shit-episode with father again

Canadian here. Played commonly.

You can't talk to nobody for more than 5 minutes without someone making some reference to national politics

Your english doesn't sound like a spanish person speaking english. It sounds like a redneck speaking english and I find that amusing.

Kek, youtube wouldn't be the same without you guys

But...We have /esp/ and /esp/ is free of normies.

We have a prison called "liberty" and a stream called "dry". Get on our level

>Beer pong is a U.S. only phenomena as far as I know
no, we play it here. The ultimate party killer

Wait, people dont do that everywhere?

L E A F
E
A
F

We are very nice people but ultimately quite sinister.

There were multiple Fritzl type cases in Austria, particularly in the rural areas, that whilst not quite as depraved were still largely unheard of and dealt with quietely. People either didn't talk about it or it was cleaned up by the police, very low key. Switzerland is similar in that, but they carry that attitude over to all crime and problems where we just save it for the domestic stuff.

I don't know, what else do we do?

......

Go on...

Mud bogs.

Slice of American pie right there.

Is it because of the phrase "you cant' talk to nobody"?

363 days of not being nationalist and 2 days (5th of may and king's day) of being ultra-nationalist

I don't actually know if other countries do this

We like to sit in Cafés on Kärntner street and complain about literally every single thing that comes to our minds, for no reason at all.

Most insurances don't cover everything. As I understood they have little clauses that "protects" the insurance company (like it happens with cars and insurances)

My ex gf got in a car accident, but was okay, just some scrapes and bruises.
They still took her to the hospital in the ambulance, she wasn't even seen there, and got charged $24,000.
Not making that up

What have we become?

I hear patriotism that isn't on a holiday is a very USA only thing, that true?

The greatest nation that walked the earth?

Italy during New Year's Eve on President of the Republic's speech.
A hole hour!
(we do have nationalists but they're mostly rich high school kids and retard older people.)

This is a French stereotype.

Ye. I hear it a lot where I love because I live in the middle of the woods.

canadians and russians do this too

siesta t.b.h

Viennese people are well known for doing that, here.

fucking jaywalking

We're not especially social, but when we go hiking on the mountain strangers will greet each other as they cross paths while walking down and up the mountain.
No conversation, just a 'hello' or 'good day' and they move on without stopping.

We're the only country that invaded another one just so our president could ride the war-fervor into winning reelection

Not true at all. Robert H Lustig would school your ass.

No, it is caused by leptin resistance.

It just isn't the same without a v8 though.

Maybe Canada could get it right but Russia lacks the displacement.

>(we do have nationalists but they're mostly rich high school kids and retard older people.)

lel literally the same here

I'll bite, are you talking about Iraq, or what
also we're not the only country to have done that. Making the people happy by giving them a good war is an ancient technique.

North fuck the South
Mafia fuck the North
Government fuck Both!

military loses to a bunch of birds.

RIP dignity

It made sense to kill the emus. Documenting it like an actual war against humans didn't.

Are emus hard2kill?

the oldest trick in the book

Can Russians not get V8's?
Also
>Maybe Canada could get it right
>Maybe

Man you have no idea what New Brunswick and Nova Scotia are like. We do this shit every weekend, just in the middle of the woods, not in some stadium for show. Sure we have public shows but that's not nearly as fun.

We took my teachers V10 F-250 back into the woods one day. Was a fucking blast.

They just had pretty shitty luck. Gun jams and chaos and everything else. I mean they really should have killed a hell of a lot more birds but hey, shit happens I guess.

>Civil War
>Chicago Mafia + Prohibition Era
>Deficits
Sorry, that's taken by us.

Funland here, played Beer Pong in many house parties. Pretty sure it's American invention, but people like to play it and use those shitty red cups everywhere in the world.

Pillars.

Fucking Pillars.

The Spaniard has the audacity to make fun of our flag when his has what?

Fucking Pillars.

What do your pillars do you lispy ass shit toothed spaniard? Hold up your shitty little shit hut in fucking Malaga or your faggot ass homo shacks in Madrid?

What are you going to do to me? Shove your fucking pillars up my ass.

My god I can't even breath fuCkING PILLARS OH MY GOD GUYS FUCKING PILLARS IS TRYING TO SHIT TALK ME HERE OMG FUCKING PILLARS.

FUCKING FUCK PILLARS HOLY SHIT TAKE IT EASY PILLARS MY DEAR GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE FUCKING PILLARS.

Meme cups are literally everywhere. They're in every Finnish party I've been to, even though they cost like hell.

Thanks U.S.

flag removal mania

Yes. I don't know how popular they are though.

calm down

What's the deal with this? Can't have flags on your car?

Sorry, I don't speak. Can you please translate

We do.

Mostly for kids but whatever.

fuck I hate those red cups and if I see someone holding one, I know that she is a fucking pretentious whore.

haha spain bringing the bants :---D

what the fuck is your problem?

AND LOOK
WHO
IT
IS

FUCKING SIDEWAYS PILLARS MY JESUS FUCK STICK IT IN MY ASS AND CALL ME SUSAN THE 3RD WELL ILL BE DAMNED.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE SIDEWAYS PILLARS? CAN I HEP YOU SIDEWAYS PILLARS?

I'm almost certain young earth creationists are exclusively american.

>german identity and nationalism are automatically bad
>even for fucking sports
Ultra cucked

Unfortunately we had some of that recently though with the Confederate flag.

AND IT'S FUCKING CRISS CROSS PILLARS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY MY FUCKING SHIT I'M LOVING THIS.

FOUR
FUCKING
CROWNS

AND THE FUCKING PILLARS OH MY GOD WHAT IS LIFE

technically their stripes
you have them on your flag too
next to the leaf, see?

Is that a thing?
For fucks sakes it's their national flag. Has nothing to do with the 3rd Reich if that's what the people removing the flags are implying. I really hope this isn't gov't, seems like some SJW bullshit.

I don't get it

My black friend and I were walking home one day, and some racist had the confederate flag in his window. Before I could warn him, he glanced at it, and in a flash of lightning instantly transformed into a malnourished slave.
It was a tragedy, I can't believe we haven't banned that flag

Yes but mine are big, thick and manly.

I won't make fun of your sideways pillars if you don't tell me how to be me.

Having this as a national mascot

apparently not according to some edgelord sjws

>dear driver, I've had your flag removed. regardless of the motivation that made you display this flag, it does give rise to nationalism in any case. oh you don't think so? but it is! the flag does not represent a football team or any sports team but the german identity. please save your money, our efforts and the waste by not replacing this with a new flag.

I understand why some people in the states would fly the confederate flag, because it may have a lot to do with their culture, and nothing to do with racism in their eyes, however people in my province fly it constantly, when asked why I've gotten answers like

"It's cool"
and
"It's 'country' "

I hate my province.