Tell me about the duck

Tell me about the duck.

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If I take that bill off would you die?

It would be an invasion of privacy

It would be very painful... For you.

Startpage is better duckduckgo doesn't proxify anything like startpage does so sites can still know what you were searching

!bangs are pretty cool

Anseriformes split from other fowl clades a long time ago

>A mysterious startup appears out of the blue...
>A duck in a bowtie, run by a Jew.

>He promises privacy, to respect your space.
>But did you take note of the methods in place?

>A company US, your privacy sworn
>In 2010 markets Tor service (for your porn)

>Year later it's mentioned in Time Magazine
>"[it's] like early Google", the author did preen.

>"We do not track you!", the Duck says as you choose...
>Just remember: he's tracking the search terms you use,

>and the location data,
>though not your IP, (wink)

>but they get ads from Bing,
>don't you think that they see?

>Hosting their servers, guess who? Amazon!
>Do you trust their cloud, are you a moron?

>Now there's auto-suggestions.
>Think, how does that work?

>You trust that you're safe?
>I prescribe you more lurk.

>You hopped off of Google, privacy was the plan,
>but you've jumped out of the fire and into the pan.

It would be extremely painful

People on infinite chan and Sup Forums call it Jewjewgo. Because they ``Suppose`` it collecting data.
The GNU community still support it however.
If you don't feel confortable with Duckduckgo you can use Startpage or Ixquick or even Searx.
The main focus here is to avoid google search engine as much as possible the counter part is that result are not going to be as accurate as Google.

>claims to dont collect data
>hovers my cursor to the link
>cuckcukgo.go/l/q=Sup Forums.org
>needs to redirect to their page before going to the site

nice money making schemes eh

They're a big company

You're a big botnet

it's a conspiracy

he's a cuck

It's support by the Tor project so i suppose it's decent.

four you

>you will never have a broken misaki come and save you from you shitty life
Why even live?

not anymore jew

Source ?

Probably run by CIA niggers. Only use direct links no search engines

the new default search engine is disconnect.me

it goes places.

Not sure were you saw that but i just download it to check.

Complete shit. Search results are terrible and it doesn't protect your privacy like it says.

StartPage is the way to go if you want privacy and proper search results.

I like this post.

Genius

Default search engine everywhere for me. They fixed the timer and supports some privacy related project.

good man. now gimme one for Searx pls

that's pretty good, I even excuse the edgy Sup Forumsshit.

You do realise it's not original, you autistic newfags.

They have contract with yahoo and yahoo uses bing. The amazon part is true but anyway it's a conspiracy as you can use it with tor with no issue and then they can wipe their ass with metadata you provide. So?

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wat bout Qwant ?

It's great. I love the ! search thingy, where I can do !w or !gsc or !a or !ud or just about anything!

Why does he wear the bowtie?

Do you like it naked?

The duck is an otherworldly supreme being. Act as so, bow down to him.

So is ixquick and startpage compromised too?
So basically you can't escape the search engine botnet?

this one is nice

>result are not going to be as accurate as Google
In my experience Google has *more* results but rarely better results.

The number of Google searches that return a hundred million results or more are proof of this.

kys

My girlfriend hates the duck. I like the duck.

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pairs well with discrete math for code monkeys