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Order is the same as they will perform in tonight by the way
Where is Czechnya?
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I think they quilified for finals
Well FUCK
And you can't delete threads either
Come get some, janny
>mfw the enormous butthurt when australia wins
How come nobody ever sends good singers?
Any country could win eurovision if they just sent an already established charted artist but no they would rather send pub singers year after year, its like a game of hot potato in that nobody wants to be burdened with the expense of actually hosting the thing.
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Am I the only one who thinks the Australian song sounds like every generic pop soul shit we got in the charts since 2010
Also France is nice, although I hope Belgium wins. It's rare to have good, funky music here
Is Australia the favourite? I may consider not watching the next one if it wins. Holy shit.
>Any country could win eurovision if they just sent an already established charted artist but no they would rather send pub singers year after year, its like a game of hot potato in that nobody wants to be burdened with the expense of actually hosting the thing.
Artists like Cliff Richard and Bonie Tyler participated in the past and didn't win. Being famous doesn't mean shit desu. Also many Western countries don't really want to win because that would mean they'll have to spend a shitload of money the year after, while Eastern European nations tend to use this to promote their shitholes
Bulgaria. I like the song, and Poli is quite good looking or at least was before she entered her artsy lesbo phase. Pic related.
I like Dutch song too. Other than that, any song that features a top qt is good enough for me.
Russia is still favorite according to bookies, but Australia's odds are increasing. I hope the ugly chink doesn't win, her song is fucking shit too.
Honestly the Australian song isn't bad at all, but it really just sounds like a generic charts song. I'd find it even funny if next year we get Eurovision in Australia, but there are countries who deserve it a lot more desu. It's not like last year when literally everything was shit
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That's what I mean, only shitholes like Azerbaijan a few years back actually want to win.
Cliff and Bonnie are for old people, they haven't done anything notable in a few decades. The UK could send someone like Calvin Harris and be guaranteed a victory but like you said its just an expense that nobody wants to be burdened with expect Sweden, those cucks will always take one for the team.
Belgium is goat tier for the first time in years, I really hope we get at least something like fifth place
Hoping for Belgium, just like last year.
Bulgaria is fun too, and I like Latvia.
Russia or France will win though.
>Cliff and Bonnie are for old people, they haven't done anything notable in a few decades.
You're right about Bonnie, but Cliff Richard participated in 1968 and 1973, when he was popular among young people. Another problem is that many people who watch Eurovision are a bit older than those who listen to modern Charts music, so I'm not sure Calvin Harris would rock the whole thing. Would be funny to see him win in any case.
more like "look at us we are so progressive vision"
fuck this shitty borefest.
Russia
Belguim should sing in French
They really know their audience is like 90% gay men don't they?
when is it on?
8pm BBC one lad.
Croatia
belgium will walk it
then they host it in molenbeek and ISIS detonates everyone
the end
Haven't heard the Austrian song yet, it's pretty nice. I'm a bit mixed about the beat though, doesn't seem to really fit in.
It's Flanders' turn to send an artist this year, so the chance of having a French song was pretty much impossible.
I think Ukraine because >muh tatars
Though Belgium has a chance because they're very diverse and vibrant.
I'm still mad about how fucking awful our show was. We seriously need to unfuck our eurovision contestant selection process. Its not even about votes, there's several jurys comprised of people from different groups of people (cab drivers, people in media, single moms etc.) and they caused actually good candidates (youtube.com
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Seriously, look at this. Its a very manly looking middle eastern woman who randomly waves her arm around and shouts "PROU".
THIS
>That many votes for Germany
>meanwhile the gambling odds are 617:1 in some places
Why is Sup Forums so shitty when it comes to music?
why doesn't iceland send bjork
That was really shitty. I even prefer the punk band with down syndrome over that shit. Send some more Lordi desu
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Why isn't that manlet with anyone?
Russia aka. Sergey LaSAWrev
>I even prefer the punk band with down syndrome over that shit
They were objectively better since they stood out and did their thing despite having extra chromosomes. They even got to the finals while our this year's contestant didn't even clear the first semifinals
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Björk has actual artistic integrity and would never participate in this shitshow.
Those guys are the only good thing to be in this since Djingis Khan.
Serious artists don't compete at Eurovision m8, not for decades at least
Absolutely!
He will win.
Jeremy Renner?
Good arse on that lad
Please don't vote for us. We went all out with the whole Man vs Machine act, we can't afford to host it a second year.
i want australia to win
the shitposts that would ensue would make it easier to leave this fucking hellhole
Belgium finally got some nice music there, I really hope we'll get good results. Please help us neighbors
People aren't going to vote for blatant plagiarism.
serious artists don't do music in English
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Yet Russia are favourites
>bass line is an obvious homage to Queen
>muh plagiarism
fuck, why Polina didn't sing in Russian?
Russian version sounds 1000x better
Did he ever try to get into ESC?
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People are going to vote for blatant plagiarism of last year's act.
Hahaha, "homage" he says. Why don't we just submit One Night In Bangkok?
Where's the version with his cock?
I saw him IRL, he was waiting for a tram.
It isn't even the same notes you cuck, but retarded people like you will cry about it as soon as it ressembles just a bit. Selah Sue literally said that it's an homage, and if it was just "plagiarism" like you said it would already been disqualified. Go cry me a river bastard
Stick around, I will sample your tears in a few hours. GL with Original: The Song.
I'm not even Belgian, if she loses I won't care much. The only thing I know is that the girl will definitely be higher ranked at the end of the night than your "much more original" song.
Oh don't worry, our act is awful. It's not really failure if you're not even trying, which is why watching Belgium shame themselves so much in order to win is extra funny.
So how come Australia gets to participate in a european talent contest?
You'd be allowed in too if you could handle it.
Did you talk to him?
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I just leave it here
Can we all just agree Bulgaria has the dankest song?
does anyone have a stream for this?
Se/balt/er.
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I remember taking a screenshot of last year with all the degenerate hosts and an Israeli flag perfectle centered in the background. It was priceless, but I lost it.
Does anyone have it saved?
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this is gold
Wow, so special.
Here's a challenge - Try getting a screenshot without the Israeli flag. They wave that thing around like it was a Palestinian infant.
Yo Frenchcucks, if you don't give us 12 points I'm gonna be seriously pissed
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Why the fuck is Australia in EUROvision?
They probably just want to see the bearded ladyman again.
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Best stream
>made in Israel
>tfw liechtenstein isn't competing
>tfw don't even get my flag to show up
G-go A-austria
Found it. Look how perfectly framed it is
Belgium pls
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