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Slightly later night edition

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Kyary

crayon pop

SALSA
TEQUILA
CORAZON

lads

finally guessed my fucking password, haven't used it in five years

Russia winning would be bants wouldn't it. Don't they hate Eurovision?

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where's the eurovision

>independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/denmark-will-be-the-first-country-to-no-longer-define-being-transgender-as-a-mental-illness-a7029151.html

but it literally is

Ukraine's song is about Russians killing someone, they should win

worst member

on the british broadcast channel

into my heart

an air

that kills

Ukraine pls

it's always in the last place you look

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on telly mate

I think I'm more scared about getting from the UK to my destination airport with the connection in-between than I am getting from the destination to my hotel with limited knowledge of the local language

I'm not scared about the plane crashing or terrorists or what have you, I'm scared that my flight will be cancelled or I don't board on time or I do something monumentally stupid like forget my passport

You all better vote leave

meant a big thread

chilling to the BONE

Gf: want me to suck your willy now?
Me: wait two secs, let me spark this zoot

>tfw your mum gets a new boyfriend every month during your childhood
>tfw they're literally all shit heads
>tfw she gets a mildly autistic bf whose really nice and used to play Runescape with me for hours on end in 07
>he introduced me to music like Weezer and Nirvana
>she stayed with him for 4 years, literally the comfiest 4 years of my life
>tfw she left him and continued to get with absolute shit heads every month
>find him on Facebook, he's still single, no signs of him having any long term gfs since he left my mum

Feels bad man
Why would she do this to us both

1. russia
2. latvia
3. hungary
4. azerbijan
5. netherlands

(so far imo)

@59366015
this is one of my favourite /brit/ gimmicks

nobody ever gives it (You)s or even addresses it yet there he is every single thread

>Political songs
Not a fan

what does tomato juice taste like lads?

bags of sand

don't go there, it's shit.

...

tomato sauce

your mother is a fucking whore

where is it?

incredibly lonely hahaha

Message him and ask if he wants to go out for a beer

that ukraine beat sounded like burial made it

Spain and Belgium have been best, if somewhat generic.

because shes a whore and you've been cucked by her

second worst member

Kyary

FREE UKRAINE

not a big fan of any of these songs yet

there are usually 1 or 2 anthems

I know

>in my room
>hear a random guy coughing as he comes up the stairs
>"oh it must just another random man my mums brought home again"
This shouldn't be normal but it is

Doing a bit of the watching End of Evangelion

free Ukraine? free yourselves from the EU

nothing worse than getting an injury that keeps you out of your sport for weeks

good lad

>tfw my mum had me when she was 18

have eradicated as many traces of myself as possible

PUMP PUMP PUMP
KYRARY WORKOUT

free ukraine with every happy meal

me too haha

what makes me more depressed is that it is up to me to change this yet I choose not to

haha

>2016
>doing physical activity for "fun"
Alri caveman

gonna go on a personal mission to eradicate racism in /brit/

except for racism against squinty-eyed gooks because i hate them

not really that unusual in the not too distant past

youtu.be/GByv0y6ePRs?t=2m34s

what happened to tibet lads

>tfw my mum left my dad then married my stepdad and dragged me all the way to america because his job changed there then divorced him a few years later just as i was fully settled in and we had to go back to the UK

Ææææææææ

>t. grime loving shitskin

>no Misato gf
Why fucking live

your mum is a proper slag

waheyyyy might do a suicide soon ahaha

Same lad

I ruined her life, she wanted to go to uni but couldn't because she had me. Fucking hate myself, why the fuck didn't she abort me?

hey guys im back

bdfknsbklhdfklnbdsdsklbdfsklbhdfskjldfs

>shitskin
yes
>grime-loving
no

50%, that'll net you a D at best.

The worst part of flying for me is the baggage claim. I usually always bring some whisky back and I'm always expecting my bag to come around the carousel in a big puddle and dripping, but touch wood it hasn't happened yet.

hi

is this oasis

Rate my cheeseboard, lads.
>Gouda with pesto and caraway
>2 year aged hard french goats cheese
>Port salut
>cured hungarian mangalica sausage
>marinated adriatic anchovies
>baguette
>cornichon
>spicy pickled onions

Tibet was a literal tribal shithole where no one had any rights what so ever to speak of, China invaded them an annexed them for some reason, like 3 people a year die because of the Army and lefties go absolutely mental

no friends/10

Why don't the stone roses do eurovision

>Letting American states pretend they're countries

need my willy sucked

>with pesto and caraway

yuck
everything else looks good

*withdrawals from thread*

>no camembert

Says here that Brexit would be bad for the Economy.

Fuck off Xing Ping

#FreeTibet

i got injured in football yesterday.

why not take the whiskey in hand luggage?

They're going after the Magi!

>Rate my cheeseboard

Where the best place to build a comfy settlement on fallout 4 lads? They all seem a bit shit desu. Why is Bethesda so retarded? Like couldn't they have just added a settlement that was just flat open space so you could actually build stuff instead of littering every where with random shit you can't remove or build over?

STOP RINGING THE DOORPHONE YOU UTTER PLEBS

post a picture you pleb

I believe you mean the Xizang Autonomous Region

at worst itd literally make no difference (norway, switzerland etc have exactly the same trade situation with europe as us) and at best itd actually be way better for the economy (more of a free market environment)

holy shit this girl is beautiful

CLAIMED CLAIMED CLAIMED

MINE

SHE'S SO PRETTY AUSTRIA

so how is the so called eurovision (euraesh) going then

just build a shitload of water purifiers in sanctuary
not much point doing anything else

it literally was though
for a woman it was worse than present day Saudi Arabia

fallout 4 is utter utter shit

UK next I think

Because women are retarded. My Mum did the same thing. I love her to death but fucking hell she's retarded. She earns £35,000 a year and she still went out with some scrote called Terry hwho was a fucking binman.

I built mine at the outdoor cinema

awful awful smile

So seeing as I don't live in london is there any reason why I should care about gentrification?

seems like a good thing if foreigners want to pump money into our economy but that might be naive