My name is Wei Chang Xu Pong, but call me Daniel!

>my name is Wei Chang Xu Pong, but call me Daniel!

they do this here too,fucking chinks

do they call themselves Italian names ever?

The South Koreans we do business with do this too.

>Sonny
>Larry
>Monica

yes

Every fucking Chinese person here is named Kevin

>my name is Qin Wang, but call me Leonardo DaVinci. I'm 100% Italian!

I know one Chinese person named Kuixi.

What's wrong with this exactly?

They're taking on english names that people can pronounce and attempting to integrate instead of insisting on "Call me Xian-Pia Choo Loo Ling-loo" and get mad if you pronounce it wrong or forget that the 4th L is silent and you have to slur the Choo-Loo.

>met some asian in france
>my name is ping pong ching chong
>but call me Ahmed
every time

>my name is Tho Bac Phu Nguyen Han Pha, but my friends call me Muhammad Abdulaziz Hafiz al-Libani

4 girls in my apartmnet are named Jenny. 2 are asian, 2 are african. Only one is legit named jenny.

t. Xian-Pia Choo Loo Ling-loo

More people should do this to be honest.
>my name is Mxyzptlk but you can call me Jeff
>yeah, mom named me LaVondreaeneaus but fuck it just call me Bill

There was a guy at the burger king where I used to live called "seven"

Nah but for real this is a good thing.

Xian Chang would be much easier to just pronounce as Patrick.

>my name is Ahiga Akechata Teetonka, but call me José!

>Immigrants assimilate

>Woaahhh so fucking gay lmao hahaha frogface.jpg

>Immigrants don't assimilate

>Ughh fucking subhumans i hate u guys!!11!!!!

desu westerners can't even handle basic Russian names. I don't blame foreigners for dumbing it down for you.

someone watched too much Seinfeld

Agree.

We occasionally get emails with chinese names - what's the first name and what's the family name, who knows but we need to know for our company mail database and to use to correct address in letters.

Hello, Daniel.

>desu westerners can't even handle basic Russian names. I don't blame foreigners for dumbing it down for you

This desu.

How fucking hard is it jesus christ

If i had a shekel for eachtime my name was incorrectly pronounced...