/brit/

unrelenting sadness edition

Yanks out edition

fucking yanks i swear

hello

this thread is much better

Malta got some nice baps desu

>tfw Australia wins

Fucking hate Yanks

>there's room in the butt

>thread wars
Fuck off Autist

Posting in British thread

it's basically UK pal

Yanks aren't allowed to make /brit/ threads

how new are you?

>it's actually gonna happen

Stop spamming the other thead you mongs
People are fully aware
You need to bump this one

>not even on this continent
>literally antipodean to us
>still wins

FUCK'S SAKE

>tfw Australia wins
>tfw Anglo culture wins

good idea

*Chinese culture

they even have the UK flag on their flag

we own them so it's basically a UK win

that's not even possible. w

Sex

>Anglo culture wins
I did not know chinks were anglo la

they literally budged the UK further away from the rest of europe

passive aggressive much?

>tfw you used to think Eurovision was on til really late
Miss being a wee nipper desu

fuck off you're not a helicopter expert

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t. Jamal Rodriguez

if we win Eurovision I'll vote to stay

we're going to finish second last lads :(((

>tasmania duck-taped onto the bottom

top banter

Germany has one point lads.
When are we putting them out of their misery?

wtf is going on now

lads

third last******

BREXIT WHEN

I'm British wbu

they really fucked it up

>Australia is going to win the eurovision

when memes go too far

>8 points from public
BREXIT WHEN?

Grr the yanks and yanks yank with the yanks and yank. Then the yank, yank, yank this all over the yank.

Post chebs lads

British-Senegalese

anglo pride worldwide

Not watching but here we're going to win EUROvision.
>mfw

Well that propaganda wasn't as clear as day.

Fuck Europe.

My heart is beating heavy from this vote, want Australia to win!!!!!!

lewd

BREXIT NOW

WE'RE CLEARLY NOT WELCOME

>talking to mate on steam
>starts bragging about how he was on a date whilst I was watching eurovision out of no where

blocked him

>Us or Germany hosts the next one anyway
ALL OTHER EURONATIONS KEKED.

We're going to outpost the yank sympathisers lads

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aussies are literally gonna lose they're not in the top 10

Hong Kongers are Anglo.

>pierced nips

"no"

Anything can happen know Ching.

hear*

alri

Never watched a second of Eurovision desu

>tfw your normie family bursts in your room drunk as fuck going on for 25 minutes about how much better booze is than weed

why are normies such autists?

>Poland

EXPLAIN!!!

They may have won Eurovision but this is what Australian women look like

>Poland get nothing from judges
>About to get a shit load from phone voters

Kk

Good work

want poland to win

I'd be tamping if I was them desu

Yeah yuropeens are a pretty pathetic lot.

need a short haired gf

>Ukraine

australian bird looks like a caricature of a chinese person

oh SHIT

Mission successful
Fuck off home pavel

>Ukraine winning for their shite non English song.

FUCK OFF REEE

PLOT TWIST

I don't even know why we bother sending anyone at all, it's just a waste of money. The anti-British sentiment of Europe will always mean we get nill pwah.

This confirms the chinese will dominate the globe

immigrating all over the place

lads

fucking hell

7 jury points and 229 public points

fucking juries

>not making a joke about how it's between Russia and Ukraine

Missed oppurtunity 2bh

>Ukraine might actually win
FUCK OFF FREAKS

peeing and pooing myself

>reminder the jury votes are all political
>reminder that it's all propaganda for russia vs ukraine

It's odd. I thought it would be rigged this year so that we win and "feel" European.

I guess they really want us to leave.

the polish guy is bent as fuck

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aussies lose

pics x

AUSTRALIA BTFO

>Be Australian
>Get UKRAINE'D

BTFO

AUSCHINKS WILL NEVER RECOVER

hahaha waheyyyyy

RIP AUSTRALIA

CHINKS BTFO

brexit inc

AUSSIES BTFO

phew for a minute there eurovision was going to end up looking very silly

I don't understand the difference between the jury vote and public vote. How do you determine the amount of points the public vote get