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Well deserved win desu

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First for Russia the people's choice

I didn't watch it, can someone please tell me what happened with the votes at the end and with what numbers the top came out?

Italy was underrated desu.

Fuck Ukraine.

Australia should have won.

Fuck this shit votes.

Italy and Norway best ally.

My thoughts of ESC this year.

Russian embassy employees spamming the votes aren't people, Ivan.

Some bullshit new voting system.

Best song finally wins, thanks to the jury points

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Today was the day the whole eurozone trolled Australia.

Shitposter country got shitposted.

Friendly reminder that televoting should be removed from Eurovision. It's only a recent thing and his clearly fucked everything up.

I liked the new voting system, it really was tense up to the moment they announced the final points.

>Austrian qt singing in French hasn't won
>Our "host" for telling the votes has made a full of oursleves, national humiliation-tier
>Not even 12 points from France for Austria

Worst Eurovision ever

Just like chinese immigrant in Europe. Lee.

Jury votes (which are basically political votes) caused Ukraine to win in order to snub Russia.

People votes would have made Russia win, but jury votes changed that.

shit song

Italy deserved more votes then it got.
Also im sorry for our national weeb, she seemed to be totaly fucked up from what ive seen

nul pois

They got 12 points from us desu

I wanted the French votes today. I am disappointed in you frogman

Fucking BS double faced ironic song.
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Two votes. A jury vote and a public vote.

STRAYA won the jury vote.
Cyka Blyat won the public vote.
Boohoo muh Crimea did average on both, which was enough from both sides to end up on top at the last moment.

Same shit, different year.

Feels good to be united with Finn posters against Russia. Eternal allies.

It feels good that Russia came so close but still got cucked. Feels sweet. I'll savor this.

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I voted for her, my country is just lost beyond salvation ;_;

I would prefer to hang out with Russian embassy employees more than Shlohmo ESC jurors, chinkstalia.

Bet you like to savor the feeling of cucking ya snowy tosser

I'm just happy Australia didn't win.

Also Germany deserved more points. The song was good, but I guess her outfit was too silly for people to take seriously.

Blacked.

hahahaha what the fuck

>Europeans overthrowing democracy TO RIG A SONG CONTEST

russian perfomance was shit
but ukranian was even shitter
Italy and Austria were best

Jury bullshit is relatively new.

>Conchita mad that her country's slut singing in elementary tier french got btfo by the juries

kek

> elementary tier french

Now you're just shitposting

Rate speed humour on scale 1 to 10. Me: metafun/10

shut up gook

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>Giving 12 points to Israel

Feels so good desu
Maybe they will forgive us someday for the holocaust

>mfw at 2:39

That and all those 30-40-year-old single men with homoerotic admirations of Putin. There are tons of these pro-Russian NEETs on German and Danish news comment sections.

That was the jury though? Didn't Germans give 12 to Russia?

Can we all agree Love Love Peace Peace was the best song at least?

>Australia should have won.
t. Ming Lee

It was utter shit.

muh 6 gorillion

It's true. It was very repetitive and the lyrics were quite simplistic.

go fuck yourself EUbot

> jury
> jewry

coincidence?

her french is fairly good but the song itself had stupid words teenager tier bullshit

THANK YOU EU!!!

SUCK RUSSIA!!

No

It wasn't even my favourite but the votes were fair. This 500 gorillion points at once it'`s not cool 2bh

no espectacle whatsoever

lmao, your song was obviously shit.

Jep.

khohol pls die

Ukraine is a western country 2bh

since when Cambodia joined eurovision contest?

Are ukranians happy on their own forums/imageboard or just shitposting about russia?

Who was the guy with the violin during the meta Love Love Peace Peace song?

Well. Måns also won because of jury "bullshit". It is what it is. I think it's good and bad.

Overall this year was really good. Great show, lots of cringe but also some really amazing technical work on the production, it was topnotch. Songs were decent.

>he thinks ukraine wont be part of russia by 2017

Alexander Rybak, Norway's winner in 2009

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Alexander Rybek

don't worry lad, Russia will host ESC 2017.

to be fair the song itself was rather shitty
considering that she can actually sing very well.

youtube.com/watch?v=vchhDSN2uFs

Ukrainians will have to save up gas for 3 months to run Eurovision, they are very worried right now.

>singing in elementary tier french
She's 100% fluent and speak like a native French tho.

People votes is no more important.

Very happy and enjoy of russian butthurt.

eurovision sucks most of the songs are shit and unoriginal why dont the contestants actually sing in their own language

I agree on that

>Shitty Burial's Archangel ripoff with cringe lyrics
>deserving anything other than bottom of the bargain bin cardboard box

Ukraine didn't deserve to win but "wow so powerful song, russia so evil" pity points won it. Their song got in on a technicality that the lyrics didn't specifically mention names or some contrived bullshit like that.

Also UK BETRAYAL REEEEEEEEEE

Do you think Dami Im is having lemonade right now.

FUCK YOU EUROS WHY CANT WE WIN FOR ONCE UR ALL FUCKING BASTARDS

I'm talking about the lyrics of the song, not her degree of fluency.

>Charge people actual money to call in and vote
>Their votes ultimately mean nothing

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She was robbed by the jury vote.
31 points and third-to-last.

8th highest vote count from televotes.

>russian butthurt
>over 9999 posts about russian butthurt
pls

You arent even european

Mostly the second one. It's hard to stop drinking those sweet sweet rusfags' tears.

I hope the Swedish broadcasting team will help Ukraine with its show next year. It'll be great. I'd like to visit Kiev for it.

It was literally your second year performing, you still have time to win in the future.

What was the tatar fuck saying in the middle of the song? It definitely wasn't English

Now you're just backpedaling, Chang.

> slut singing in elementary tier french

Why are you so mad about our pure white qt?

>people complaining about russia getting cucked while belarus sucks russia's dick harder than the biggest russiaboo in the west
top kek

Yeah, can't argue with that. First video i saw of her was that one:
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She's pretty good in a simple and natural style, all that Eurovision lame shit on stage was just aweful desu.

What is that tiny blue and red flag?

thanks for 12 buddy, we haven't had one of those since we sent Blue that time years ago

ps. your country is great, really want to visit again

No need to be rude, Russia's song was bretty good too alongside with Armenia and Azeri. I'm just glad that Gookstralia didn't win with that bs.

He's half ruskie I think

>your singer was a female gook
cmon australia

East Germany was probably the most anti-Israel non-Muslim country in the world and sponsored Palestinian terror from 1967 to the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Even the USSR was weirded out by how Israel-hating the GDR leadership was.

The kikes will always hate you the same way you hate them.

>literally the whole fucking world united against us, voting for some cringy tatar-sung song so that we won't win
get over here, let's discuss how this could happen

Australia wins (jury), Russia wins (people), Ukraine pays.

It's Eurovision my friend, and from a Eurovision point of view, her lyrics were far beyond the average.

She say: "I love comrade Stalin coz he make me happy. Thank you, comrade!"

>the votes mean nothing
Did you even see final. Jury voted for Australia.

People take joy in seeing Russia suffer.

EUROsong

one thing
>spain 21th

europe starts at pyrenees