Brits have a TV station called BBC

>brits have a TV station called BBC

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>americans have a TV station called ABC

>brits un-ironically call microwaves "popty-pings"

>watching TV in 2016

>one of USA's most popular porn category is BBC

>america is unironically 60% white

wait what
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>Australians worship BAC

>Americans wear diapers to work

theguardian.com/us-news/2016/may/12/poultry-workers-wear-diapers-work-bathroom-breaks

>the world speaks American instead of english

Except Africa. There they speak French.

>LE AMERIKA IS 60% white!!!!!!
How come EVERYTIME americans banter you fucking faggy talking pansies you FUCKS reply back with this shit you retard faggots. it's not fucking banter it's fucking dumb FUCK you. Next time I meet one of you emaciated and PASTY FFUCKFACES im gonna knock your lights out. or are they called sparklery bobbers? or lighto-wimbobs? I'll make sure to knock those out TO FUCKING BRIT BVITCH

So swedes speak french, good to know

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Easy as 2-2-3

>America in charge of handling the banter

I thought you were trained to support heavy weight on your back

Nope, front.

>brits unironically drive on the wrong side of the road

>Americans have a TV Station called Big black dicks spitroasting our future aryan wives and then nutting on their faces after which the aryan women suck the rest of the black cum along with their own pussy juice and sometimes pussy foam too, depending on the woman

Oh, you mean The CW.

>Americans unironically exist in the year 2016

>Marine Corps
>US Armed forces
>Not SAS

0/10 Edit this pasta immediately.

>Americans drive automatics

Shut up you cock sucker, what is your fucking country already ?

>Jerseyans lead Jihads on Sup Forums

150% triggered

>Americans unironically don't celebrate Easter

The French have a TV station called Big bites noires spitroasting nos futures épouses aryens puis Nutting sur leurs visages après quoi les femmes aryennes sucent le reste du sperme noir avec leur propre jus de chatte et parfois mousse de chatte aussi , en fonction de la femme

Weak bait

>my mfw when a frenchman calls me m'seiur

Americans eat eggs everyday. Why would they dedicate a special day for it?

>Jerseyans

Its "Jerseymen"

We cant talk though, we don't use the metric system.

Neither do they.

>there is a major city in Germany pronounced "Cuck's haven"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuxhaven

Lol, do they also have DEF and GHI?

YOU CANNOT FABRICATE THIS

>there is a place in Britain called "Cuckolds Point"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold's_Point

Easter is now world egg-eating day

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shit thread lads

Sorry no one thinks of your country

Seriously. What is it ?'

>NBC
>Nigger Broadcasting Corporation

Not true mate we got 2 Burmese refugees at my work and they're top lads.

HEY MAN FUCK YOU

This thread was good.

WB = Where the Brothers at?
UPN = Under Paid Negros
ABC= Anything But Color
NBC= Nothing But Caucasians
CBS= Colourless Broadcast System

fuck off taiwan ching chong ping wong dong dong

>Brits need a TV license

>colourless

Fuck off inbred island dweller

>has red on his flag
lol fuck off commies

>His flag is a cheap knock-off of a red flag

>A FUCKING LEAF

>A FUCKING BLACK PRESIDENT

What the fuck

>Canada

>Alberta
>The Yankiest province
>Gets burned for their hubris

Sounds about right.

holy shit

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epik

Good showing, burgerclaps. Much better banter than we've come to expect from you.

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Will Britain ever recover?

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>america literally elected a muslim to run their country
>they done this two times in a row

>BBC

>pleasure island

I prefer Sweaterpeople or The Cardigans

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Wait what
This isn't real is it
I've never heard this