Name one (1) good Linux distro

Name one (1) good Linux distro

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RedHat!

gentoo

Debian.
Devuan if you're into that kind of thing.
Stable as hell.
Backport what you need or from source.

Gentoo. Stability with latest packages.

>spending 3 hours to make wifi work constitutes as good

Debian, centos

MacOS

Ubuntu, SUSE, RHEL

HML

>I'm too stupid to spend 10 minutes reading the manual to figure out wpa_supplicant

Windows virtualized on Linux

KDE Neon

Qubes
Arch/Antergos

linux for niggers

KDE Neon

Debian

Fedora

Manjaro

Debian. Fucked around with other distros for a long time but I think everybody settles for good old Debian in the end

No other distro have choise of package version. You have only latest or deprecated, Israel or Palestine, soft or hard tacos. Meanwhile you can have both on Gentoo and Funtoo.

This, except Ubuntu of course, who the fuck actually uses debian?